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  • Roberta
    Anti La Leche League Organizer
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2008
    • 1817

    #16
    Re: my introduction

    Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
    Had my first one when I was eight at the same time I was saved. Unsure what I did at that time to offend him. But since the new medicine has been working I can now start to date.
    Perhaps you were Slain by the Holy Spirit! Are you familiar with the good works attributed to Pastor Benny Hinn?
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: my introduction

      Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
      I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures.
      So you're a cripple. That explains it.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Deaner
        Christ's Love Messenger
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 5932

        #18
        Re: my introduction

        The finder; har, har. What a joke.

        You looking for bugs on your nuts?

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        • thefinder7043
          Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
           
          • Mar 2012
          • 31

          #19
          lmao! please stop!

          If you look at the dates Quirinius was governor and Herod was king you will see what year Jesus was born.

          This is just another example of historical evidence for Jesus.
          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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          • Elder Older
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Mar 2012
            • 32

            #20
            Re: my introduction

            Originally posted by thefinder7043
            If you look at the dates Quirinius was governor and Herod was king you will see what year Jesus was born.
            Dear egghead,
            i don't need your fancy riddles to know when Jesus was born. What you and your liberal friends call "science" i simply call an abominable twisting of the true christian faith. It's called 2012 A.D. for a reason, pal! A.D. is Latin, a language fiercly violated by the papist scum but still good in the olden days and it means 'After the Lord'! Why? Because Jesus was born exactly 2012 years ago. Not 70 years, not 43 years and surely not 7043 years ago, because God hadn't even created the earth back then! That's just the kind of useless nonsense they teach you over at Liberal University of Gaysexualism. Think on this, 'science lover'!
            Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
            "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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            • thefinder7043
              Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
               
              • Mar 2012
              • 31

              #21
              Re: my introduction

              Thank you very much for replying. It was extremely helpful. I appreciate your help. You are absolutely correct. We should ignore other historical records and faulty sources. Such as Josephus. All we do need is the Bible. Again thank you and have a nice day.
              For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #22
                Re: my introduction

                Oh, good. Another atheist who thinks that because a few Roman records got "adjusted" by Christ-killing Jews (working with Pilate) after Jesus died, it means the Bible is inaccurate and thus not valid.

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • thefinder7043
                  Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
                   
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 31

                  #23
                  The Bible is the only inerrant book that has ever existed. That is why I admitted to making a mistake of relying on faulty errant records from Josephus. The only record we need is the only one from God.

                  I just wanted to add an extra thank you to Rev. M. Rodimer for helping me to see the error of my ways. Also thank you for helping me to see that other sources are wrong and should be ignored and avoided. I appreciate your help.
                  For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                  • Elder Older
                    Unsaved trash
                     
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 32

                    #24
                    Re: my introduction

                    Originally posted by thefinder7043
                    ... Also thank you for helping me to see that other sources are wrong and should be ignored and avoided. I appreciate your help.
                    No, Mr. Finder, you don't have to ignore and avoid anything. If you are True Christian™ and have real Faith® you simply can look upon their teachings and laugh! Just take a book on their stupid evolution theory, skim through some pages and if you truly believe, you will find yourself bursting with good healthy christian laughter!
                    Verse of the day: Deuteronomy 25:11-12
                    "When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

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                    • thefinder7043
                      Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
                       
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 31

                      #25
                      Re: my introduction

                      Thank you. I agree rely on the bible for the truth and all others for the ocasional good laugh. Another good verse that shows prophecy fulfilment and that the Bible is the work of God is Matthew 27:9-10.
                      For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: my introduction

                        Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
                        Thank you. I agree rely on the bible for the truth and all others for the ocasional good laugh. Another good verse that shows prophecy fulfilment and that the Bible is the work of God is Matthew 27:9-10.
                        Why are you here, boy?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • thefinder7043
                          Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
                           
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 31

                          #27
                          Re: my introduction

                          For fellowship and discussions about the Bible. Earlier we were discussing Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1. Now we are discussing Matthew 27:9-10.
                          For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                          • thefinder7043
                            Unsaved trash, snivveling cripple
                             
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 31

                            #28
                            Re: my introduction

                            I thought if one gets right with God he will heal them as others here have said.
                            For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: my introduction

                              Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
                              I thought if one gets right with God he will heal them as others here have said.
                              Are you healed yet?


                              Better get right with God.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #30
                                Re: my introduction

                                I don't get what you mean, friend.

                                What is there to discuss?

                                Either you follow the Bible (KJV1611) EXACTLY or you go to Hell with the wizards and dogs FOREVER!

                                Ipso facto, QED.

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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