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Hello, my name is Michael Corbin. I am a 41 year old male. A former member of the North Cleburne Baptist Church. It is located in Cleburne, Texas a city filled with ungodly sinners. I was saved and baptised when I was 8. My two favorite verse are Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1.
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Welcome Michael! Do you mind if I call you Mike? Terrific, Bless you Michael.
How many sons has your Man Seed(r) been able to impregnate your wife with to produce sons to wage war against heathens along side of Jesus? I imagine at your age, the numbers must be significant.
Being Tx is such a Godly state, I have to ask, how many wetbacks trespassing on your lawn have you had the opportunity to provide head shots to?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I'm quite interested to know why Caesar's decree to tax the world so fascinates you. I mean, it's a sure fire example of how God used even filthy heathen scum to work His will and fulfil prophecies, for sure, but what does it mean to you?sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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thefinder7043 is just a name I made up nothing more nothing less. I am not married. I have not hurt anyone physicaly yet. Matthew 2:1 and Luke 2:1 because they tell us what year Jesus was born.For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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41 and not married??? You do not defend your property against the ethnic invasion??? I guess it is true then, only steers and queers come from Texas.Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
Tell me friend, why did you choose to be a Homer? You know God tells us we should stone you. Now do not get me wrong, I think you Homers can be very nice people but you go against the Word of God, son. What do you think YOU can do about that?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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I am not married because I suffer from uncontrolable seizures. No need for baseless Assumptions. I apologize for not getting married. Hopefully the new medicine I am taking will fix this problem. My home has never been invaded. If it ever is I will defend it. Hopefully that will happen soon.For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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I'm no expert in seizures, but have you tried prayer? In our society today people are so quick to trot over to a liberal-trained Doctor instead of turning to the One that holds the Healing Power. Our awesome God has the power to heal all ailments. I know that when I get sick, the very first thing I do is take a healthy does of the King James BibleOriginally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
Now, assuming God isn't punishing you for something you (or your ancestors) did, have you considered the possibility that your seizures are merely God speaking through you? It is often difficult to tell the difference between someone speaking in tongues and a person convulsing like an idiot on the floor. It was only last year that we realized that poor Horace Chandler had been speaking in tongues for nearly a decade while locked away in the Landover Sanitarium. I'm sure he is in a better place now!Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"Comment
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Yes I have tried prayer for 25 years. I am still hopeful He will heal me. I only turned to my doctor that my minister recommended after a car wreck and being unable to work. No I had not considered it being the Lord speaking through me.For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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What did you or your family do to offend God? Were you Catholics?Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Postsigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Friend, far from baseless. Most common reason a man is not married is because they are a Homer. Most women like a man who has siezures, especially all night long. Medicine is pure snake oil friend. You have to take a step back and start at the beginning.Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
Why do you think God struck you down? What have you done to make amends to Him? You need to keep in mind, none of it is about you, it is all about what God wants. If you manage to get God to forgive you, then He would cure you. No need for 'medicines'. You know, He can see your trickery and may well doubly strick you or someone you care about. Did you ever stop and think why not even a retarded girl is interested in you? It is because you are not interested in God.
I'll pray
for you friend, but you need to do your part too.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Nope always been Baptist always will be.For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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Jesus said:Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father. And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it. John 14:12-13
If you've been praying but Jesus hasn't given you what you asked for, then obviously you don't believe on Him. Why is your faith so weak?The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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God hates a liar.Originally posted by thefinder7043 View Post
The DOF can still see your first God-hating post.sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Had my first one when I was eight at the same time I was saved. Unsure what I did at that time to offend him. But since the new medicine has been working I can now start to date.For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!Comment
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