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  • #31
    Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
    The implication being you don't believe God is powerful enough to answer prayer and cure cancer
    What kind of a wimp does he think Almighty God is?

    Oh wait, I guess the Bible also says God is a pathetic, incompetant, powerless wussy, I just need the right "context" and "interpretation" of the bible to understand what a pathetic, incompetant, powerless wuss Almighty God is.
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    • #32
      Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

      This thread is not about homosexuals! When did I ever make it about that? Jeb, you were the one to bring them up, and now somehow you think I disagree with you about them... I urge you to re-read my posts.


      And I actually just went to work out, I was not "hushed."



      Pastor Ed. Do you really expect me to believe you would use only prayer if you were diagnosed with cancer? Yes, prayer is definitely relevant, but the prayers would be asking God to cure you of cancer through the doctors who are working on you. I'm just saying you would be a fool to rely solely on prayer to cure you of cancer when God has provided us with doctors and healthcare.
      Jeremiah 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

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      • #33
        Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

        Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
        This thread is not about homosexuals! When did I ever make it about that? Jeb, you were the one to bring them up, and now somehow you think I disagree with you about them... I urge you to re-read my posts.
        Oh, okay, so you agree that Homosexuals should be executed. Can I quote you on that? What is your real name, by the way?

        Pastor Ed. Do you really expect me to believe you would use only prayer if you were diagnosed with cancer?
        Your beliefs? You know, those beliefs you never tell us about? Executing gays is either good or not good. Which is it? And are you 100% certain you are not taking Brother Edwards' words "out of context".

        Yes, prayer is definitely relevant, but
        Is God almighty or not? You can't have it both ways. CHOOSE!

        the prayers would be asking God to cure you of cancer through the doctors who are working on you.
        So what about people who were born before your scientific healthcare? Did God want them to die slow, horrible, painful deaths?

        Why doesn't God "Work through" doctors to help children who die slow, horrible, painful deaths in Africa? We have a theory about why God punishes Africans. Tell me, what is YOUR reason for God to kill black children in slow, painful ways, by the thousands, every day?

        I'm just saying you would be a fool to rely solely on prayer to cure you of cancer when God has provided us with doctors and healthcare.
        God hasn't provided Africans with doctors and healthcare. Why is that, in your opinion?
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        • #34
          Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

          Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
          ...I'm just saying you would be a fool to rely solely on prayer to cure you of cancer when God has provided us with doctors and healthcare.
          2 Chronicles 16:12-13 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians. 13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

          Why don't you trust Jesus?

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          • #35
            Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

            Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
            Pastor Ed. Do you really expect me to believe you would use only prayer if you were diagnosed with cancer? Yes, prayer is definitely relevant, but the prayers would be asking God to cure you of cancer through the doctors who are working on you. I'm just saying you would be a fool to rely solely on prayer to cure you of cancer when God has provided us with doctors and healthcare.
            Is your faith truly that weak? Perhaps the reason you rely on secular medicine is because it's the only thing that will (sometimes) work for you because you put your faith in secular "science" (so falsely called, I Timothy 6:20-21) rather than in Christ. I put my faith in a higher power - God.

            Matthew 17:18-20
            And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
            Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?
            And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief:
            for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.


            I have personally witnessed people being cured of all manner of affliction through the laying of hands and through faith in Jesus. Bone cancer, CURED! Cirrhosis of the liver, CURED! Same-sex attraction (SSA), CURED! Blindness, CURED!

            Find me one verse of Scripture - just ONE VERSE of Scripture - that says we should put our faith in false secular "science" rather than in Christ when we fall ill.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • #36
              Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

              Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
              This thread is not about homosexuals! When did I ever make it about that? Jeb, you were the one to bring them up, and now somehow you think I disagree with you about them... I urge you to re-read my posts..
              This thread is all about homosexuality since you post it. You mocked our congregation and because of that you mocked God, which makes you a total faggot.

              Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
              And I actually just went to work out, I was not "hushed."..
              I doubt you've got any job kid, lol. God would never want to give any jobs to fags like you.

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              • #37
                Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                I'd like to thank the teenager for letting me know how misguided I am. I don't know how I would have made it to 60 years old if it wasn't for all the know-it-all teenagers telling me that I'm doing it all wrong.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #38
                  Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                  Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post

                  Anyone have any comments on things like Pastor Ezekiel and his photoshopped pictures... etc.
                  Hey hippie! Why don't you shut your yap and stop spewing this false Christian garbage all over God's favorite forum?

                  You are obviously one of the chosen by God....Chosen to be the village idiot!

                  God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

                  Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish. -- Jeremiah 6:21
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #39
                    Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                    Okay, this is now just getting humorous. If any one of you get's diagnosed with cancer, I expect that you will rely solely on prayer. Let's see how that works out for you!

                    My faith faith is weak due to this belief, I am just a damned idiot.

                    I have a job, go to school full time, and I am NOT a teenager, Mr. Nobar King.
                    Jeremiah 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

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                    • #40
                      Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                      Originally posted by The guy who wants to lecture us about loving nieghbours, or something like that anyway
                      a damned idiot... fake and psychologically ill...just pathetic.
                      Abusive ad hominem (also called personal abuse or personal attacks) usually involves insulting or belittling one's opponent in order to attack his claim or invalidate his argument, but can also involve pointing out true character flaws or actions that are irrelevant to the opponent's argument. This tactic is logically fallacious because insults and negative facts about the opponent's personal character have nothing to do with the logical merits of the opponent's arguments or assertions.

                      It is a handy way to distract attention from the fact that you CAN'T DEBATE GOD'S WORD, because if you ever tried that would only prove THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS YOUR YES-MAN.
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                      • #41
                        Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                        Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds, but I can show you that Zeke is a phony!

                        Random:

                        Christian rock band song (since some people here seem to believe that christian rock is impossible)!

                        [pornographic music video deleted]
                        Jeremiah 2:30 In vain have I smitten your children; they received no correction: your own sword hath devoured your prophets, like a destroying lion.

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                        • #42
                          Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                          Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
                          Okay, this is now just getting humorous. If any one of you get's diagnosed with cancer, I expect that you will rely solely on prayer. Let's see how that works out for you!
                          So it's "humorous" when someone dies of disease without scientific medicine to "help" them? So I guess you laugh at the thousands of African children who die slow and painful deaths, because "God works through doctors" which means He chooses not to send doctors to them?

                          Help me, I'm just trying to figure out how you think. You're not making it easy, what with you always changing the subject to your obsession with whether Brother Zeke's body is really so ripped and if his soul-mate's chest is really so perky, jiggly, and all-together gravity-defying.
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                          • #43
                            Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                            Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
                            Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds
                            There are still lurkers. Didn't Christ tell you to preach to all the world? Oh, but not if you can't change their minds. I guess I need your "context" to read that part.

                            My, how quickly you faithless give up. If you can't handle a simple chat with your bretheren, don't try walking through the valley of the shadow of death, ok?
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                            • #44
                              Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                              I see we have another fluffy-bunny false Christian here.

                              Here's the story, mornin' glory:

                              Jesus requires us to follow ALL of the Law. Matthew 5:17-20

                              17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

                              18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

                              19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                              20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
                              Following this, He lays out even more stringent commentary on sin; for example, he says that Moses had commanded not to commit adultery, but to Him, if you look at a woman lustfully, you have committed the sin of adultery in your heart.

                              That's right, Jesus says that thinking about sinning is just as bad as doing it!

                              What happens to those who sin? Paul tells us in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10!

                              9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

                              10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
                              You do know the alternative, right?

                              As for judging, you misunderstand Jesus yet again. He does command that we not engage in hypocritical judgment, but that is all.

                              However, nobody here believes himself to have the authority to condemn others to Hell. We merely tell people like you what will happen, according to the Bible.

                              Imagine I see you leaving a bar drunk, stumbling toward your car. I tell you, "If you drive that car, you will get stopped by the police and sent to jail." Am I condemning you to jail? Am I arresting you? No.

                              I am telling you the consequences of your actions.

                              That is all we are doing here. Telling people, like you, who come here uninvited and unwelcome to spew your anti-Biblical, anti-Christian message, that God says in the Bible that He will throw you into His Lake of Fire and burn you alive for all eternity, with no chance of escape or death.

                              Are we become your enemy, because we tell you the truth?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #45
                                Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

                                Originally posted by LordIsMercy View Post
                                Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds, but I can show you that Zeke is a phony!...
                                This isn't about the True Christians(tm) or Zeke, it's about you.

                                Tell us about yourself. What false doctrine has you ensnared? What do the voices in your head tell you about the conundrum of evil? Why do you think Jesus will have your back in the afterlife (zillions of years), when you won't trust Him in this one (100 years if you're really lucky)?

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