[LordIsMercy]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Okay, so now that my christian music video has been lied about (saying it was a porno) and then deleted... Im done with this place.



The song was [self-promotion deleted]. Wonderful song if any of you want to check it out. Makes me feel super close to our Lord!

[Jedediah]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

But hold up a minute guys, I am not spreading an anti-bible or anti-christian message. Where did you get that idea?

You've been shown that your vain assertions are unsupported by Holy Scripture, so you resort to hateful ad hominem attacks and arm-waving to try to divert attention from your inability to show your beliefs to be in harmony with God's Commandments. You come in here, uninvited, and persecute us for our cherished beliefs. God told us to expect your type in these end times.

Jude 1:16-19
These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage. But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

But I guarantee those lurkers are laughing at all you guys.

This only proves that we are righteous.

Job 12:4
I am as one mocked of his neighbour, who calleth upon God, and he answereth him: the just upright man is laughed to scorn.

Perhaps you are interested in winning popularity contests with unsaved trash. I am interested in pleasing my LORD.

John 15:18-21
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.
Remember the word that I said unto you, The servant is not greater than his lord. If they have persecuted me, they will also persecute you; if they have kept my saying, they will keep yours also.
But all these things will they do unto you for my name's sake, because they know not him that sent me.

It will be we who have the last laugh as you and your God-mocking peers will find out when you gaze upon us from hell, being in torments, as we are embraced against Jesus' bosom for all eternity.

Psalm 2:4
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

But really, this is a waste of time. Have fun in hell guys! Hope you wear a good deodorant!

Try pulling the beam out of your own eye, son, before presuming to judge us. You are unsaved trash and, as such, have no authority to judge righteous True Christians™. It is our place to judge you, not the other way around.

I Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

By spewing your anti-Christian hate speech at us, you only show yourself to be a hypocrite and will bring God's wrath down upon your own head.

In the name of Jesus Christ, I rebuke you.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

God has not given the people of African Sufficient medical care,

Is that your definition of "loving"? If I left my child to rot without medical care, what would you call me?

so they must rely on only prayer.

Do blacks have more powerful prayers than white people? Or does God not care about black people? You promised to guides us misguised ones, USE THIS TEACHABLE MOMENT!

Whoa, sounds like someone has been staring a little too hard at "Daisy," I was merely saying that she is made up.

Right, her hair lookes dyed according to a pixel or two. You're the one who changed the subject, it's my fault for being too polite to bring it back.

But hold up a minute guys, I am not spreading an anti-bible or anti-christian message. Where did you get that idea?

We quote the Bible, you call us hateful. Is it our "misinterpretation" (which you never clear up) that is hateful? Well, WHERE?

Have fun in hell guys! Hope you wear a good deodorant!

You want us to be burned alive, for countless centuries, countless millenia, of endless torture?!?

Tell me again how you're the paragon of neighbour-loving again?

[LordIsMercy]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

So it's "humorous" when someone dies of disease without scientific medicine to "help" them? So I guess you laugh at the thousands of African children who die slow and painful deaths, because "God works through doctors" which means He chooses not to send doctors to them?

Help me, I'm just trying to figure out how you think. You're not making it easy, what with you always changing the subjet to your obsession with whether Brother Zeke's body is really so ripped and if his soul-mate's chest is really so perky, jiggly, and all-together gravity-defying.

God has not given the people of African Sufficient medical care, so they must rely on only prayer.

Whoa, sounds like someone has been staring a little too hard at "Daisy," I was merely saying that she is made up.

Ps, Jeb, Matthew 5:28

Now don't you say that's was me being lustful... you are the one who said it.





But hold up a minute guys, I am not spreading an anti-bible or anti-christian message. Where did you get that idea?


But I guarantee those lurkers are laughing at all you guys.

But really, this is a waste of time. Have fun in hell guys! Hope you wear a good deodorant!

[Didymus Much]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds, but I can show you that Zeke is a phony!...

This isn't about the True Christians(tm) or Zeke, it's about you.

Tell us about yourself. What false doctrine has you ensnared? What do the voices in your head tell you about the conundrum of evil? Why do you think Jesus will have your back in the afterlife (zillions of years), when you won't trust Him in this one (100 years if you're really lucky)?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

I see we have another fluffy-bunny false Christian here.

Here's the story, mornin' glory:

Jesus requires us to follow ALL of the Law. Matthew 5:17-20

17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Following this, He lays out even more stringent commentary on sin; for example, he says that Moses had commanded not to commit adultery, but to Him, if you look at a woman lustfully, you have committed the sin of adultery in your heart.

That's right, Jesus says that thinking about sinning is just as bad as doing it!

What happens to those who sin? Paul tells us in 1 Corinthians 6:9-10!

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

You do know the alternative, right?

As for judging, you misunderstand Jesus yet again. He does command that we not engage in hypocritical judgment, but that is all.

However, nobody here believes himself to have the authority to condemn others to Hell. We merely tell people like you what will happen, according to the Bible.

Imagine I see you leaving a bar drunk, stumbling toward your car. I tell you, "If you drive that car, you will get stopped by the police and sent to jail." Am I condemning you to jail? Am I arresting you? No.

I am telling you the consequences of your actions.

That is all we are doing here. Telling people, like you, who come here uninvited and unwelcome to spew your anti-Biblical, anti-Christian message, that God says in the Bible that He will throw you into His Lake of Fire and burn you alive for all eternity, with no chance of escape or death.

Are we become your enemy, because we tell you the truth?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds

There are still lurkers. Didn't Christ tell you to preach to all the world? Oh, but not if you can't change their minds. I guess I need your "context" to read that part.

My, how quickly you faithless give up. If you can't handle a simple chat with your bretheren, don't try walking through the valley of the shadow of death, ok?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Okay, this is now just getting humorous. If any one of you get's diagnosed with cancer, I expect that you will rely solely on prayer. Let's see how that works out for you!

So it's "humorous" when someone dies of disease without scientific medicine to "help" them? So I guess you laugh at the thousands of African children who die slow and painful deaths, because "God works through doctors" which means He chooses not to send doctors to them?

Help me, I'm just trying to figure out how you think. You're not making it easy, what with you always changing the subject to your obsession with whether Brother Zeke's body is really so ripped and if his soul-mate's chest is really so perky, jiggly, and all-together gravity-defying.

[LordIsMercy]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Haha obviously I'm not gonna change your minds, but I can show you that Zeke is a phony!

Random:

Christian rock band song (since some people here seem to believe that christian rock is impossible)!

[pornographic music video deleted]

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

a damned idiot... fake and psychologically ill...just pathetic.

Abusive ad hominem (also called personal abuse or personal attacks) usually involves insulting or belittling one's opponent in order to attack his claim or invalidate his argument, but can also involve pointing out true character flaws or actions that are irrelevant to the opponent's argument. This tactic is logically fallacious because insults and negative facts about the opponent's personal character have nothing to do with the logical merits of the opponent's arguments or assertions.

It is a handy way to distract attention from the fact that you CAN'T DEBATE GOD'S WORD, because if you ever tried that would only prove THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT GOD IS YOUR YES-MAN.

[LordIsMercy]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Okay, this is now just getting humorous. If any one of you get's diagnosed with cancer, I expect that you will rely solely on prayer. Let's see how that works out for you!

My faith faith is weak due to this belief, I am just a damned idiot.

I have a job, go to school full time, and I am NOT a teenager, Mr. Nobar King.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Anyone have any comments on things like Pastor Ezekiel and his photoshopped pictures... etc.

Hey hippie! Why don't you shut your yap and stop spewing this false Christian garbage all over God's favorite forum?

You are obviously one of the chosen by God....Chosen to be the village idiot!

God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish. -- Jeremiah 6:21

[Nobar King]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

I'd like to thank the teenager for letting me know how misguided I am. I don't know how I would have made it to 60 years old if it wasn't for all the know-it-all teenagers telling me that I'm doing it all wrong.

[Benjamin Over]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

This thread is not about homosexuals! When did I ever make it about that? Jeb, you were the one to bring them up, and now somehow you think I disagree with you about them... I urge you to re-read my posts..

This thread is all about homosexuality since you post it. You mocked our congregation and because of that you mocked God, which makes you a total faggot.

And I actually just went to work out, I was not "hushed."..

I doubt you've got any job kid, lol. God would never want to give any jobs to fags like you.

[Jedediah]

Re: HELLO MY MISGUIDED FRIENDS!

Pastor Ed. Do you really expect me to believe you would use only prayer if you were diagnosed with cancer? Yes, prayer is definitely relevant, but the prayers would be asking God to cure you of cancer through the doctors who are working on you. I'm just saying you would be a fool to rely solely on prayer to cure you of cancer when God has provided us with doctors and healthcare.

Is your faith truly that weak? Perhaps the reason you rely on secular medicine is because it's the only thing that will (sometimes) work for you because you put your faith in secular "science" (so falsely called, I Timothy 6:20-21) rather than in Christ. I put my faith in a higher power - God.

Matthew 17:18-20
And Jesus rebuked the devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very hour.
Then came the disciples to Jesus apart, and said, Why could not we cast him out?
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

I have personally witnessed people being cured of all manner of affliction through the laying of hands and through faith in Jesus. Bone cancer, CURED! Cirrhosis of the liver, CURED! Same-sex attraction (SSA), CURED! Blindness, CURED!

Find me one verse of Scripture - just ONE VERSE of Scripture - that says we should put our faith in false secular "science" rather than in Christ when we fall ill.