HELLO!!!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hurricane Katrina? You're not one of those "displaced" negroes, are you? I hear they've plumb ruined Houston.

Shame. Their airport has a great statue of George Bush, Sr.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Sorry but your 'Wall O Text' lost me. Why do you think God will smile upon you?

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Friend, remember that we are not in some foreign third world cesspool like puerto rico, we are in America, where people speak english. In english we use paragraphs. Don`t worry, I forgive you.

I started believing satan's lies ...that my parent's divorce was really my fault

That`s not Satan`s lie, As wordcenter.org points out:

There are complaints that children die, or that they are not prosperous, or that they are sick and poor. It is because of what you will hear this morning. This will show you that any person who rejects Our Lord Jesus Christ and refuses to abide by His instructions has no life. All the sufferings of children, death, sickness, wretchedness, ill-luck, arise not from parents but from the children themselves.

Many children complain that their parents do not maintain them, educate them, feed and clothe them. They should not blame their parents but they should blame themselves for their failure to abide by the words of Christ which says children should obey their parents. The injunction to honor parents is not a man-made law or regulation made by parents but the law of God. From the lesson, you will notice that God says honor your father and mother. It does not say Moses says, BUT GOD SAYS. The law states that any person who does not honor his father and his mother should die. Have children kept this injunction and lived according to the instruction?

[Brother Helge]

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Amen!

But you really should learn proper punctuation.
That massive wall of text wasn't easy to read!

Anyhow - Welcome to Gods favorite forum!

Don't put off until another day what God wants you to deal with today!

[Worshiptheking148]

Hi , I'm worshiptheking148 , and I would just like to introduce myself a bit. Well I'll start from the very beginning , I've been a Christian for about seven years, I lived in Louisiana for about a year until hurricane Katrina hit and we had to evacuate, after some time we came to Tennessee were we live now.I've been going through some tough time in my life , and I really needed just the wonderful presence of God's righteousness in my life , I really had started to doubt somethings, I started believing satan's lies ...that my parent's divorce was really my fault , that i would never be able to do God's will for me , that I actually was a living curse , that I always caused people pain, and that i would always be alone. I actually started believing these things, but before long it began consuming me from the inside out, I admit that I wanted to escape reality, or so I did , I started watching anime and used that as escapism, but God did not give up on me that easily, I could hear his voice telling me that I should not go to the world for leisure,or to escape reality ,as a matter of fact that shouldn't be trying to escape reality at all, so I asked myself what I was doing , is looking at this trash what God really wanted me to do , and God answered me with a BIG NO, God told me that life isn't going to be so nice and dandy , and that all I needed to do is to trust and obey,AA OF THE TIME. So i got my senses straight with the help of God of course !!! thank the Lord that He didn't gave up on me !!! so anyway I began searching what is really behind Japanese animation , seek and ye shall find , so I found! my searches went a little farther anime , to Disney , and many more . so I came and stumbled on this site , I loved the fact of how strong you guys were against evil and how you guys just make sure that your always on guard against the devil , when i was living in Louisiana I used to go to a church called King Jesus Ministries , and man, going to that church were some of the best days of my life !!! , now, these people were so much filled with the holy Ghost, they were really serious on how they lived their lives for Christ and they were really awesome !!!! So you guys really remind me of them, So i really like this forum !!!! and that's just a bit on how I found you guys and a pinch of my life story , sorry for such a loooong boring story...My goal in life is to do what He wants me to do , and to live a holy and righteous life as much as I can according to God's will and plan for me !!!! Favorite bible verse "As for me and my house , we will serve the Lord" Joshua 24:15 ( P.S. i did my best on my grammar although I'm terrible at it ) Thanks!!