[Roberta]

Re: Sup everyone!

Tyce,

Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.

Not even the 28 BCP supports your nonsense!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Sup everyone!

...God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.

Wait, what?

When did God come down and change the Bible?

Sure, it would be nice if the Bible did contain any support for gay rights, or women's rights, or said anything bad about slavery or genocide, or said that we should accept other's opinions about disciplining wives or children, or said that we shouldn't exterminate those of differing religious or philosophical views.

But it doesn't.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Sup everyone!

Tyce, why do you love the idea of sex with your girlfriend more than Jesus?

I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.
1 Corinthians 7:8-9

[Elder Older]

Re: Sup everyone!

...
Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.

Dear Waynetta,
reading your posts, i must ask in all sincerity:
Why do you come here?
What are your intentions?
What do you want from us?

Don't you realize that this is a discussion forum for True Christians™? I feel deeply offended by you coming here and dragging the word of GOD in the mud. We believe in GOD and thanks to his infinite wisdom, he provides us through the BIBLE with HIS words and by these very words the rules for our lives are set. Now and in eternity.

Our believe is not a trifling comforting contest befitting the wicked, as yours seem to be. You want to embrace homersexuals, feminist agitation and liberal slander? Why don't you join the Communist Party or get a subscription for HBO? You want to become "enlightened"? Why don't you book a vacation in a buddist wellness retreat? But don't come here and try to "educate" us for we know that Gods words can not be "interpreted" but must be obeyed in order to be saved from damnation!

The scripture is clear. Period. If you can show me, where in the Gospel we are commanded to indulge in homersexualism or feminism or liberal self-fulfilment than we can talk. But since you can't, there will be not much to talk about.

[Integra-T]

Re: Sup everyone!

Well, I'm sorry jamming with your band and holding hands with your girlfriend are more important to you than the Bible. You'll have a long time in the lake of hellfire to reassess those priorities, but by then it will be too late.

I never said it was more important LOL. I try to glorify and honor the Lord in all that I do, weather it be my praise and worship music or in my relationship with the girl i love.

I'd suggest you abandon that temptress (because she is trying to tempt you in to sin. Believe me) and spend some time reading the Bible. The only one - the 1611 King James Version.

We did almost French once but then we both looked down and remembered our purity rings and remembered our abstinence pledges. It aired on teh local TV station so all our friends and family know that were saving ourselves for the honeymoon.
I couldn't look any of them in the eye if I went to second base before we were ready. Reading the Bible, praising Jesus and hanging out with with the gang is pretty much what we do anyways. I think my parents have a King James. I'll ask them if I can have it.

You seem to have ignored Mr Briscoe's post which includes a particularly significant example of what The Holy Spirit actually says.

I'm not trying to interpret prophecies. Just how the Word applies to my life.

I hope that you do discover what God has planned for your life and that your visits here help you along the path to appreciation of God's Perfect Love and what it means for us today, in the modern world.

I hope for the same. I pray to Him every day to give me a sign. So far I think I'm doing good.

Get your girlfriend to cancel her college plans, go to vo-tech and learn "domestic management". It will be the best $1,000 tuition expenditure ever.
I also suggest you two get married immediately.

We don't know what we're going to major in. I keep hoping that God will give me a calling but it hasn't happened yet. We do plan to get married soon though. I can't wait for our wedding night. It's going to be so special!

stop playing that heavy metal music you kids play all the time.

I don't like heavy metal. What I play is more like John Mayer, but with uplifting Christian lyrics.

Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.

Yeah but we better all get use to each other since we're going to be spending so much time together in Heaven LOL.

Tyce, why do you love the idea of sex with your girlfriend more than Jesus?

I never said that and we don't think about s**. Yeah, we'll have s** when we're married but for now neither of us are ready. And when we are, it won't be just two people in the relationship. Jesus will be with us the whole time.

Ephesians 5:23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior.

Anyways we better stop talking about s** before we all start getting a little too jazzed up LOL.

[James Hutchins]

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I never ......

We don't know what we're going to major in. I keep hoping that God will give me a calling but it hasn't happened yet. We do plan to get married soon though. I can't wait for our wedding night. It's going to be so special!

I don't .....Yeah but we better ....I never ....getting a little too jazzed up LOL.

Quite a negative attitude there son. Being negative is the first thing Satan does to a person. It is why you kids huff model airplane glue.

Your wife needs to major in making babies to wage the war on heathens. He gave you the calling the second you picked up the Bible. All you need to do is read it. His plans for you are right there, in black and white.
Your girlfriend should be on her knees thanking Jesus through silent pursed, moist lips. She has it so easy. Make babies, cook and clean. Every month she is fertile and not pregnant is another month God weeps at the loss of one of His sons.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Sup everyone!

Tyce,

Fellowshipping with these people is hard but rewarding. It's like a time capsule of old fashioned beliefs in God that enlightened Christians like us are prepared to challenge. I'm finding them quite a challenge to educate about how God is prepared to accept women's rights and gay rights these days and to love everyone as equals regardless of race and social background.

"Enlightened" is a euphemism for false in this case.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Sup everyone!

glorify

you don't do that by playing music to homosexuals and hanging out with the gang.

You seem to have ignored Mr Briscoe's post which includes a particularly significant example of what The Holy Spirit actually says.

I'm not trying to interpret prophecies. Just how the Word applies to my life.

. . THE BIBLE IS A PROPHETIC BOOK.




You've left out what God says again so I'll repeat it again (a bit bigger this time)

II PETER 1:2O
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the Scripture is of any priuate Interpretation:
©1611

That includes your interpretation as to which bits are prophecy.

..and honor the Lord in all that I do

It's good to see that you anticipate the full involvement of Jesus in your future marriage. Are you bethrothed yet? Has your gf expressed a preference for dates?

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Sup everyone!

My goodness! What an active young man you are! I'll bet your music is heavenly. You mentioned you got your nickname from your young friend while camping together. Have you ever been on a Youth Bible Retreat campout? It's a great opportunity to learn about the KJV 1611! We've got one coming up and I just know you'd be a perfect fit. We sing songs and fellowship with each other and work on ways to rebuke sinful thoughts from our bodies. Whoever wins the hotdog contest gets to sleep in the van with the counselors! It's so much fun!

Remember the rules:
bring swimwear
no girls allowed


OK! I'm looking forward to finally meeting you in person! I feel like we already know each other as if we've been fellowshipping together for a whole summer already!

Glistening In The Fresh Blood Of Baby Jesus,
Harry Lester