I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

There, now that I've introduced myself I have some questions. I read the thread that is titled I should read before I flame. Through this I have learned that there is no self-censorship here, with claims of freedom of speech. Technically there are restrictions on the freedom of speech in regards to slander. After viewing a thread or two, I have seen multiple counts of slander. This is a contradiction. Just thought to inform you nice and friendly people.

Now I also saw a very limited chart which seemed to show that you "agree" with many other Republicans on stances. Not only does the chart not show what a typical Republican would say to the questions, but it also does not show which one happens to be your stance and as such renders the whole chart completely useless in the regard it is suppose to help. Just so you very nice and kind people know.

Also I saw some statistics in there that follow the same guidelines, but I have qualms with a few. That 18% of you, and supposedly Americans, believe that the Earth is the center of the universe. Now not only was this disproved, but you show no evidence to the claim that would back this information up. I believe that Galileo was burned for heresy by finding the right answer about where the Earth stands even just with in our own galaxy. I believe that the number of Americans that believe Earth is the center of the galaxy is far lower than that. Just for your information.

Also I have read the Harry Potter novels and I have not gone to hell. In fact the only book I've read that would condemn me to hell is the Bible. Just informing you highly intelligent and polite people should be informed through my introduction.

[Benjamin Over]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Bla...Bla....

Also I have read the Harry Potter novels and I have not gone to hell....

Oh but you will.

Matthew 5:29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

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If I have not personally practiced any witch craft, then why should I be sent to hell?

[Benjamin Over]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

If I have not personally practiced any witch craft, then why should I be sent to hell?

Didn't your thread topic stated that you're a Lezbo Atheist (sic), and that you enjoyed reading that perverted novel "Harry Potter"?

You should known better.

2 Thessalonians 1:8 In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Ah, but the bible simply states that a man should not lay with another man, it says nothing about two women laying together. Now perhaps the Aethism part would be held against me, but shouldn't God be all knowing in His wisdom and allow for me to see the errors of my ways in death? After all I though He was forgiving.

[Benjamin Over]

Ah, but the bible simply states that a man should not lay with another man, it says nothing about two women laying together. Now perhaps the Aethism part would be held against me, but shouldn't God be all knowing in His wisdom and allow for me to see the errors of my ways in death? After all I though He was forgiving.

Look you ignorant filthy sinning Lesbo. The guideline of the introduction thread is for you to tell us more about yourself in details, not to debate or to question biblical scripture,

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=67677

Click on that link above and read the forum policy, and once you do that come back and tell us "why" that didn't you get to accept JESUS within your heart!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I believe that Galileo was burned for heresy by finding the right answer about where the Earth stands even just with in our own galaxy.

An example of how you atheists always twist the truth and downright lie to get sympathy for your evil ideas. Galileo was never burned at the stake. He died at age 77 of natural causes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Ah, but the bible simply states that a man should not lay with another man, it says nothing about two women laying together.

(Romans 1:26-27) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Now perhaps the Aethism part would be held against me, but shouldn't God be all knowing in His wisdom and allow for me to see the errors of my ways in death?

It has to do with YOU, not God. If you choose to be a carpetmuncher, you are going to Hell.

After all I though He was forgiving.

A common misconception, but I always get a chuckle out of it!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

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I am uncertain why I "didn't get to" accept Jesus within my heart. Perhaps I will eventually be permitted to do so, should my views change and do so. Perhaps I will not. I'm certain that Jesus would accept me, but your church would not.

I was simply hoping to inform you all about the problems with the thread about flaming, all of which would help you form a better argument with which to not be flamed.

@Zechariah: You claim that my acts are unnatural, but there is no evidence that my emotions and feelings are less than natural. In the other species with which sexual relations are participated in for pleasure there are also accounts of female on female relations, as well as male on male relations. They are not going against nature, for animals are certainly one with it, but becoming more one with it. I also hope that you yourself have committed no sin in hopes that you will be forgiven.

[The Unworthy Beloved]

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(Romans 1:26-27) "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."



It has to do with YOU, not God. If you choose to be a carpetmuncher, you are going to Hell.





A common misconception, but I always get a chuckle out of it!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

First... I don't understand why you would use the term "Carpetmuncher" if you are a strict follower of christ, I'm pretty sure Jesus would never say that.

Second: God shows forgiveness to ALL people now matter how much they have sinned. For example...

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness." 1 John 1:9

"Come now, let us reason together,"
says the LORD.
"Though your sins are like scarlet,
they shall be as white as snow;
though they are red as crimson,
they shall be like wool." Isaiah 1:18

So saying she will burn in hell is not necessarily true. Instead of instantly condemning her, why don't you try helping her first? Something all of you "Landover Babtist Church" people seem to lack. You clearly have forgotten that no human is perfect and that we all make mistakes. I'm sure you at one time has done something God would not consider "Holy"... Should I instantly start saying your going to rot in hell? No. Open your mind for once.
Kbye,

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

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An example of how you atheists always twist the truth and downright lie to get sympathy for your evil ideas. Galileo was never burned at the stake. He died at age 77 of natural causes.

Very natural indeed, forced to stay with in his home for his scientific breakthroughs. In fact he himself was a Catholic. His house arrest enforced by the very church he believed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ah, but the bible simply states that a man should not lay with another man, it says nothing about two women laying together. Now perhaps the Aethism part would be held against me, but shouldn't God be all knowing in His wisdom and allow for me to see the errors of my ways in death? After all I though He was forgiving.

Wrong again, pervert.

With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

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Wrong again, pervert.

With His great compassion, Jesus condemns all homers, including lesbians.

Again this quote claims it to be unnatural, when there are instances of homosexuality in nature committed by animals. As well there is no reason I cannot be saved, ut should your church believe so I may have to look for the savior elsewhere.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Very natural indeed, forced to stay with in his home for his scientific breakthroughs. In fact he himself was a Catholic. His house arrest enforced by the very church he believed.

Imagine, a catholic being duped by the very church he believed.

Huh. Never heard of that happening before.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Again this quote claims it to be unnatural, when there are instances of homosexuality in nature committed by animals. As well there is no reason I cannot be saved, ut should your church believe so I may have to look for the savior elsewhere.

So you want to emulate animals? I suppose you crap where you eat too? That's quite common in the animal world.

Jesus expects us to be His servants, not act like filthy perverted animals.

Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: