[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Again this quote claims it to be unnatural, when there are instances of homosexuality in nature committed by animals. As well there is no reason I cannot be saved, ut should your church believe so I may have to look for the savior elsewhere.

I KNEW IT!

Every single atheist I've ever encountered has weird sexual longings for animals. I mean, once you start fornicating with your own sex, bestiality and pedophilia and necrophilia aren't far behind.

Sick, sick, SICK.



YiC,

Zech

[Degenerate Rugmuncher]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Humans are but intelligent animals, Perhaps those created in the image of a God-like creature. Originally we did crap where we ate, there is no evidence otherwise.

@Zecheriah: I've never expressed a feeling of longing towards an animal, but other animals have apparently, even if they happen to be of the same gender.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Humans are but intelligent animals, Perhaps those created in the image of a God-like creature. Originally we did crap where we ate, there is no evidence otherwise.

@Zecheriah: I've never expressed a feeling of longing towards an animal, but other animals have apparently, even if they happen to be of the same gender.

What are you babbling about, woman? Some animals practice cannibalism and infanticide too. Does that make it okay for us to eat babies? Do you really get your moral guidance from animals? I mean there's stupid and then there's profoundly retarded. You appear to be the latter. Why do you hate Jesus so much? Does you gf's crotch really taste that good?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Again this quote claims it to be unnatural, when there are instances of homosexuality in nature committed by animals. As well there is no reason I cannot be saved, ut should your church believe so I may have to look for the savior elsewhere.

I saw a rabbit eat its own babies. I guess I'd better fire up the cooking pot!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Again this quote claims it to be unnatural, when there are instances of homosexuality in nature committed by animals. As well there is no reason I cannot be saved, ut should your church believe so I may have to look for the savior elsewhere.

Let me guess – you're a 30-year old Georgetown University law student activist that has come here to lobby Landover Baptist True Christians™ to include lezbean sex toys as part of ObamaCare mandated health insurance coverage because they are part of your "right" to happiness guaranteed by the constitution.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Good heavens, was I really this blind once? Thank you once again to the True Christians of this forum for not throwing me out on my ear.

The difference between us and animals should be obvious. You (as I once did) are choosing to offend God. You know better but are for whatever reason ignoring what you know to be correct to be a Lesbian. I don't know what's made you think that's OK, but its not. It'll land you in Hell sure as witchcraft or shrimp.

Stop doing it. It really is as simple as that.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Let me guess – you're a 30-year old Georgetown University law student activist that has come here to lobby Landover Baptist True Christians™ to include lezbean sex toys as part of ObamaCare mandated health insurance coverage because they are part of your "right" to happiness guaranteed by the constitution.

QUOTED FOR THE TRUTH

All she is trying to do is get us to pay for her $5,000 a year birth control pill habit so she can have sex with every woman she meets.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Why can't you atheists spell "atheist"?

Is it because you're all retardeds?

Technically there are restrictions on the freedom of speech in regards to slander. After viewing a thread or two, I have seen multiple counts of slander. This is a contradiction. Just thought to inform you nice and friendly people.

Now go look up "slander" and figure out why we know that you don't know what you're talking about.

Also I have read the Harry Potter novels and I have not gone to hell. In fact the only book I've read that would condemn me to hell is the Bible. Just informing you highly intelligent and polite people should be informed through my introduction.

Are you dead yet?

Did anyone say that you would be bodily transported to God's Lake of Fire immediately upon completing the last of the Hairy Pothead books?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Ah, but the bible simply states that a man should not lay with another man, it says nothing about two women laying together. Now perhaps the Aethism part would be held against me, but shouldn't God be all knowing in His wisdom and allow for me to see the errors of my ways in death? After all I though He was forgiving.

Ummmm, "Was Forgiving", no need to use some sort of lesbianic "god is dead" passive aggresive technic's. HE! is very much alive and well. He is looking down and seeing your devient sinning ways and judging you to an eternity in hell surrounded but other sluts like yourself, all self loathing and repentful of their lipstick lesbian ways. Being a servant of god, I have the priviledge of serving our lord and saviour Jesus Christ for that eternity.

Enjoy the clam bake in hell homo!

Servant Herbert

[Slimeyrun]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

So you want to emulate animals? I suppose you crap where you eat too? That's quite common in the animal world.

Jesus expects us to be His servants, not act like filthy perverted animals.

Hello. I am a 100% straight male. I find your lack of knowledge pathetic. Animals are not filthy, animals cannot be perverted. If God created all living things, then God created the animals too (by the way, human's, we're animals too. We're just smarter most of the time. Though this entire website seems to prove otherwise... it's sad really) which means God created Homosexuality. The Bible by the way was written by a man, was it not? You put all your faith into a book written by a man? You truly believe that he could not have just.. made things up? Truly? Truly? I believe that there is a possibility of some form of afterlife. Perhaps a heaven, perhaps a hell. I believe God was also the scientific "Big Bang" aka, creator of the universe but not a all knowing entity. If God was truly all knowing, and so many things were "wrong" and so many bad things happened, then there is no possible way a all knowing entity could just sit back and watch it all happen, watch terrible unspeakable acts of pure cruelty to animals of all kinds (including humans by humans obviously, because only human's can truly be cruel, animals cannot, they do not have the capacity to think in terms of right and wrong, also why they cannot be perverted)). All your entire site of mindless followers does is put everyone down. Insult. You flame more then the supposed flamers do. If God is an all knowing entity, if I am wrong about my own personal belief. Then I have no doubt in my mind that it will be every single one of you "devout followers" who go to hell and burn for all eternity, because you people are the true cruel ones. You are the ones who put everyone down. I hope you live happily, because when you die, I doubt you'll be happy ever again. But I am a nice guy. So I hope that if God does exist, I hope for your pitiful soul you are forgiven. I have not been the best kind of person myself, but I know that God would forgive me for my minor problems. Because I don't go around spreading vile hatred of everything possible. No one is perfect. Keep that in mind. YOU are not perfect. None of you are. But please, live happy, and I wish you the best in the afterlife if there is one! <3

[Slimeyrun]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

What are you babbling about, woman? Some animals practice cannibalism and infanticide too. Does that make it okay for us to eat babies? Do you really get your moral guidance from animals? I mean there's stupid and then there's profoundly retarded. You appear to be the latter. Why do you hate Jesus so much? Does you gf's crotch really taste that good?

Here I have no idea who that woman is you were speaking do. Never met her before in my life. I'll explain it to you. According to the Bible God created all living things. Human's are a smarter form of animal. But when we were first created we were stupid. Evolution took place, God set that into motion. You just happen to have devolved. I'm so so sorry for you. See, if you were as smart as a normal human (this goes for all of you on this site that actually believes Landover is a good place by the way ) then you would have understood what she said within seconds just as I did. Try to learn how to read correctly please. You disgrace all of mankind with your Inane babble and hate speech. I can already feel my own brain degrading just by trying to help you people. But can you really be helped? I highly doubt it. You're all far too stuck in your silly ways believing you're perfectly right in all things. You spout your hate and lies, you condemn anything that doesn't fit into your view of a perfect little world. Enjoy the Hellfire's when they come for you. Because if God and Heaven exists I'll be up there watching sadly as you burn, knowing I tried to help yet also knowing the effort is futile. I hope you love the heat! Enjoy dear not-so-much friends.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Here I have no idea who that woman is you were speaking do. Never met her before in my life. I'll explain it to you. According to the Bible God created all living things. Human's are a smarter form of animal. But when we were first created we were stupid. Evolution took place, God set that into motion. You just happen to have devolved. I'm so so sorry for you. See, if you were as smart as a normal human (this goes for all of you on this site that actually believes Landover is a good place by the way ) then you would have understood what she said within seconds just as I did. Try to learn how to read correctly please. You disgrace all of mankind with your Inane babble and hate speech. I can already feel my own brain degrading just by trying to help you people. But can you really be helped? I highly doubt it. You're all far too stuck in your silly ways believing you're perfectly right in all things. You spout your hate and lies, you condemn anything that doesn't fit into your view of a perfect little world. Enjoy the Hellfire's when they come for you. Because if God and Heaven exists I'll be up there watching sadly as you burn, knowing I tried to help yet also knowing the effort is futile. I hope you love the heat! Enjoy dear not-so-much friends.

Friend, verbal diarrhea is far from attractive. You lost me after 'Hello'.

We follow the Bible, the KJV Bible. In it God has specific rules that people must follow if they want to go to Heaven. We follow those rules. To the letter. Now, if this bothers you or you think what we are doing is wrong, you need to have a little one-on-one with Him. If you think we are not following the Bible verbatim, please post the chapter and verse that you think we erred in walking in step with.

[Roses224]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Aethiest? Really?
And you seem to know little to nothing about Christianity-why don't you start actually observing and researching it (without the use of stereotypes ) before you call Christians out?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Hello. I am a 100% straight male. I find your lack of knowledge pathetic. Animals are not filthy, animals cannot be perverted. If God created all living things, then God created the animals too (by the way, human's, we're animals too. We're just smarter most of the time. Though this entire website seems to prove otherwise... it's sad really) which means God created Homosexuality. The Bible by the way was written by a man, was it not? You put all your faith into a book written by a man? You truly believe that he could not have just.. made things up? Truly? Truly? I believe that there is a possibility of some form of afterlife. Perhaps a heaven, perhaps a hell. I believe God was also the scientific "Big Bang" aka, creator of the universe but not a all knowing entity. If God was truly all knowing, and so many things were "wrong" and so many bad things happened, then there is no possible way a all knowing entity could just sit back and watch it all happen, watch terrible unspeakable acts of pure cruelty to animals of all kinds (including humans by humans obviously, because only human's can truly be cruel, animals cannot, they do not have the capacity to think in terms of right and wrong, also why they cannot be perverted)). All your entire site of mindless followers does is put everyone down. Insult. You flame more then the supposed flamers do. If God is an all knowing entity, if I am wrong about my own personal belief. Then I have no doubt in my mind that it will be every single one of you "devout followers" who go to hell and burn for all eternity, because you people are the true cruel ones. You are the ones who put everyone down. I hope you live happily, because when you die, I doubt you'll be happy ever again. But I am a nice guy. So I hope that if God does exist, I hope for your pitiful soul you are forgiven. I have not been the best kind of person myself, but I know that God would forgive me for my minor problems. Because I don't go around spreading vile hatred of everything possible. No one is perfect. Keep that in mind. YOU are not perfect. None of you are. But please, live happy, and I wish you the best in the afterlife if there is one! <3

Oh dear, I started to read this but my eyes glazed over, I lost my balance and fell right out of my kitchen chair! I bumped my head on the floor and woke to find the roast and burned, the children eating whatever they could find from the refrigerator and a correction from my ever faithful husband. Could someone please tell me if this post has anything to do with praising Jesus or not? My vision is a little blurry. Usually that takes a couple days to straighten out. Thanks in advance.

[Justina Thyme]

Re: I'm a Lesbian Aethiest

Did you know that apple cider or white vinegar is an effective deodorant? You may not believe it, but it is true, and actually works. You must try it to see for yourself. Note: Vinegar use has nothing to do with demons. The point is that you must try and do Deliverance to see that it works.