[herbertLovesGod]

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Has god not given you the knowledge of a three year old on how to quote what your blaspheming about!

But your trying to reason with me so you must have some level of reasoning ?

Let me take that in context ... oh wait, there is no context, it is just a random collection of words spaketh by a heathen.

I'm the first to admit that this Christian soldier was late to this party, but I refuse to rifle through your pagan nonsense. Give me the gist so I can use the scripture to beat you down and then build you up again as a servant of Jesus.

So what is it your arguing against, good Christian sense? The fact that free speech here is a RIGHT!? The unconditional love Jesus gives? What jib jabbering do you have to offer up as cannon fodder for the Lord?

Servant Herbert.

[Roberta]

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And old Maggie well she kicked the shit outta a bunch of men, won a war and put America in its place......That is the power women can weild.

Won a war? Who would fight a war over South Georgia? It's nothing but peanut farms. What a waste of human resources; what if Randy Andy had been injured?

After giving up politics, she finally got a real job. In July 1992, Thatcher was hired by the tobacco company Philip Morris as a "geopolitical consultant" for $250,000 per year.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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But your trying to reason with me so you must have some level of reasoning ?

What are you doing here, boy? This is a Christian forum. Take your bottle of Jameson's are stagger back to your bowl of haggis. Unsaved NOT welcome.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No, you will never know what "pain" childbirth is – not even if you have one of those "sex change" operations, not to mention the monthly "cramps". For all we know the women are faking it just to garner sympathy. The fact of the matter is they brought this on themselves by listening to talking snakes – and if you're that stupid you deserve it. When God says you don't eat the damn fruit you just don't eat it – period.

This is true, Praise God! Through our punishment His Glory will Shine!

I can attest to the monthly pain, bloating, brain-constipation and additional emotional instability. It is a terrible time and I imagine a small dose of what Hell might be like mentally. I am grateful for such a monthly reminder of the LORD's Justice and Mercy. Just because as you say, Eve took the fruit even though she was told not to, and Merciful because we deserve death for that kind of rebellion against a Perfect God. Instead of bringing us to death, however the LORD killed His Own Son temporarily to pay the debt of our sins.

O, we just Praise You Jesus!

[wee-davielogan]

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But your trying to reason with me so you must have some level of reasoning ?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Now lets start with the gay looking one you add dishes to the same as carrying a child I mean really.........what type of man are you that you can't even wash your own dishes and don't tell me its in the bible cause no verse says a women has to always do the dishes. My moral compass well it seems to be alot better than yours trust me I plan to dedicate my lifes to helping others by going to far off lands to protect people from Suicide bombers, IED's and plenty more Evil stuff than I could or would ever be. And a child should never be beaten they are young and don't know any different explaining works ten times better than a fist.

Oh dear, you've gotten off to a shaky start I can see. No worries, friend! We can straighten this out.



You see, Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ man, husband and father. This means he has more important duties than dishes. His True Christian™ wife will of course take care of his needs so he can follow God's Will for his life and help his family understand God's Will for their lives. The Holy Bible tells us this is the way it is meant to be. Our God is a God of Order, not chaos:

But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:3

I can see you have no children. Children, like women, cannot be reasoned with. We are overly emotional and illogical, not reasonable. This is why God has created Man to rule over Woman, so His Perfect Will can be known and followed. Following the Will of God is the only way to bring peace and tranquility to life:

Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.
Hebrews 12:11

be more than happy to send you a picture of my fine ass.

Oh, please...don't.

[wee-davielogan]

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-prepares self and deep inhale-


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh thats fucking good I'm crazy yet I don't believe in TALKING SNAKES...Really come on think about Talking Snakes. Say it a couple of times and you might see my side of the line is that of the sane people. Yes I do want a child and It won't have any of this nonsense you believe in. The day I let a book tell me how to live my life then I will be one of you lot.

And old Maggie well she kicked the shit outta a bunch of men, won a war and put America in its place......That is the power women can weild.

[Benjamin Over]

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My friend I would have fun, just for you I'd go gay and ride you into the sunset like seabuscuit and swearing come on some threads on here you bash on black people and sell children off I mean come on swearing is the least of your worries.

You'd do that for me?? really??? Why thanks but no thanks, you sick debauched slovenly woman. I will pity on your soul till JESUS comes back to reap his earthly harvest.

On note, selling virgins are actually permitted within our law & GOD actually got to slaughter blacks in the day of the old. Thus we're just following what GOD has exemplified to us, there is nothing wrong with that!!!!

And there came out against them Zerah the Ethiopian with an host of a thousand thousand, and three hundred chariots..." (II Chronicles 14:9)

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silvers, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days." (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

But people like your selves who comes here to slander, curse and rages on with your filth and nonsense. Yes, People like "YOU" are nothing more but degenerate fools to JESUS.

Proverbs 14:16 A wise man feareth, and departeth from evil: but the fool rageth, and is confident.

Proverbs 10:18 He that hideth hatred with lying lips, and he that uttereth a slander, is a fool.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Oh trust me as a man wanting to join the Army I know Women are not total equal when it comes down to our bodies. A man can carry more, go for longer and survive so much more but wanna know what I can't do, go through child birth. Probley the most extreme pain anyone can ever know and not one man has ever been through it. Now you might think I am here to win points for the ladies trust me I'd be more than happy to show some of the female members here what Heaven looks like XD but from a serious point of view that "Backwards" thinking of how you are better is just so wrong.

To the female who has replied I really really feel for you and I hope you get the courage to get away from that "Thing" you call a husband. No man should ever raise his hand to a women, I'd rather they attempt to fight me first than have the chance. A man is meant to respect a women and NEVER cause her any pain. You don't need to be corrected if you were made by god then why would you need correcting your already perfect.

Please the two of you see some sense in these backwards ways.

Son, just reading this thread and your posts makes me ill – and serves to underscore why the British have become a nation of wankers and pooftas, all emoting the same drivel. It should have been a national embarrassment that a woman – Margaret Thatcher – would have to become Prime Minister to stand up to all this sniveling lieberal crap.

No, you will never know what "pain" childbirth is – not even if you have one of those "sex change" operations, not to mention the monthly "cramps". For all we know the women are faking it just to garner sympathy. The fact of the matter is they brought this on themselves by listening to talking snakes – and if you're that stupid you deserve it. When God says you don't eat the damn fruit you just don't eat it – period.

The fact of the matter is you can't have "equality" in a relationship because there are only two people involved and there is no way to break a "tie". Someone has to take charge and according to the Bible (KJV1611) that is the man. The only alternative is to let the one who listens to talking snakes take charge.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Frankly, I can't believe this brit fellow wants to have a baby.

Weird.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[wee-davielogan]

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My friend I would have fun, just for you I'd go gay and ride you into the sunset like seabuscuit and swearing come on some threads on here you bash on black people and sell children off I mean come on swearing is the least of your worries.

Now to the female, you must not understand alot about Scottish people yes while is does say on countless documents that we are British in our hearts we know who and what we are. Short Bus my dear hell I'll let you ride seems like you've got the face for it and no way are your dishes better than mine my dear I mean men are better than women on this site so by the bible my dishes are better lol win for the men I guess.

To be fair I came here knowing this was a losing battle but rather than be like a normal troll wasting your time with actual facts is more appealing. Facts funny word must scare you away like Garlic to a Vampire. Oh here is some facts god didn't create the earth happened through a process called the big bang. Oh snap did I just say that better keep that ape to man thing secert from you or else you'll laugh your ass off just like I do when you think the earth is flat and god raises up the sun and btw we know the Earth is round....cause we went into space and looked. Come on people put more effort into your words god would be ashamed.

[Benjamin Over]

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I love how the both of you know nothing actually about me but well "Pretend" To be in the know hell I'd be more than willing to give you my address but I wouldn't trust you two to be anywhere near my sister although meeting in a lovely cafe near my town would be acceptable.

Now lets start with the gay looking one you add dishes to the same as carrying a child I mean really.........what type of man are you that you can't even wash your own dishes and don't tell me its in the bible cause no verse says a women has to always do the dishes. My moral compass well it seems to be alot better than yours trust me I plan to dedicate my lifes to helping others by going to far off lands to protect people from Suicide bombers, IED's and plenty more Evil stuff than I could or would ever be. And a child should never be beaten they are young and don't know any different explaining works ten times better than a fist.

Now to the next one I'm going to have fun with you, first that picture at the bottom with Thai "Women" lol now how many of them you wanna bet use to or still are a man did you do some "Religous" Checking. Now to your "insults" about me I'm a lovely ten and a half stone moving very fast towards having a lovely defined body, Smelly well only after the gym my friend and scottish-irish please mate 100% Scottish maybe five generations ago I have some Irish no more than most Americans. Bad tooth funny I have most of mine be more than happy to send you a picture of my fine ass.

Also only be shouting Jesus in the bedroom cause he would be well better than you.

I don't know what kind of a "fun" a Limey-pervert like you would define as "fun", but if it involves in anything that makes the little baby JESUS screams, then I don't want to take any part of it......

Oh and by the way, didn't we already warned you about cursing and swearing within the vicinity of this forum, you harlot? Yet you still won't obey it. You see, this is why we hold strong and profoundly aversion towards insubordinate wicked females such as your selves, you people are obnoxious to JESUS.

The whoredom of a woman may be known in her haughty looks and eyelids. If thy daughter be shameless, keep her in straitly, lest she abuse herself through overmuch liberty." (Eccles. 26:9-10)

"A silent and loving woman is a gift of the Lord: and there is nothing so much worth as a mind well instructed. A shamefaced and faithful woman is a double grace, and her continent mind cannot be valued." (Eccles. 26:14-15)

[Catherine Moore]

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I think part of the problem is you seem very confused about some quite simple things.

You're British. You might not like it or want it, but you are. Claiming that you're not makes you sound like you ride the short bus, not like William Wallace.

I've never met Redeemed Papist in person, but I almost guarantee I'm better at doing the dishes than him. Who do you think you are trying to take away the ways I can serve the Lord through serving my (hypothetical) husband.

The denomination is spelled "Protestant".

Just little things like that make you look a bit foolish and perhaps lead a lot of this forum to assume you're not all that bright. Maybe if you correct those points, people will revise their opinion.

[wee-davielogan]

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I love how the both of you know nothing actually about me but well "Pretend" To be in the know hell I'd be more than willing to give you my address but I wouldn't trust you two to be anywhere near my sister although meeting in a lovely cafe near my town would be acceptable.

Now lets start with the gay looking one you add dishes to the same as carrying a child I mean really.........what type of man are you that you can't even wash your own dishes and don't tell me its in the bible cause no verse says a women has to always do the dishes. My moral compass well it seems to be alot better than yours trust me I plan to dedicate my lifes to helping others by going to far off lands to protect people from Suicide bombers, IED's and plenty more Evil stuff than I could or would ever be. And a child should never be beaten they are young and don't know any different explaining works ten times better than a fist.

Now to the next one I'm going to have fun with you, first that picture at the bottom with Thai "Women" lol now how many of them you wanna bet use to or still are a man did you do some "Religous" Checking. Now to your "insults" about me I'm a lovely ten and a half stone moving very fast towards having a lovely defined body, Smelly well only after the gym my friend and scottish-irish please mate 100% Scottish maybe five generations ago I have some Irish no more than most Americans. Bad tooth funny I have most of mine be more than happy to send you a picture of my fine ass.

Also only be shouting Jesus in the bedroom cause he would be well better than you.

[Benjamin Over]

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That is actually funny as hell man, If I walked into ever shop in Scotland beside you I bet you my left testical they would respect me as a man ten times more than they would. Also your wife like me dude if she was then she would run a mile the second you told her your views and yes you wouldn't want someone that actually thinks cause then they will believe you are just full of ****.

Watch your language in the vicinity of this holy forum of the Lord, you Brit-harlot!

You can do alot more with your partner from being nice and kind to them than beating the crap outta them. Trust me a Relationship involves TWO PEOPLE not just the one it takes two to tango, two to make a child never one.

Yeah???.. well as a Christian, I don't want my wife to be like you "bad tooth, fat, smelly, scottish-irish drunkard and like to ramble about their homo sexual opinions". I'd rather find me an obedient unsaved Thai, where I can then convert her to the way of JESUS- so that she get to love "JESUS long time" with all her might and soul.