[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Why in hell would I poke fun at you Herbert? Your are on of the most sincerest Christians I've ever met. You even call Afro-Americans by their proper name of "darkie" (Although how do you like street corner, harmonica playing, tap dancer??). That's one of my faves. Non-Christians don't like it too much so be careful.

Do you have any other good names for black people or homo's?? Basically anybody that hates Christ and spits in His face for not following His command of unconditional love?

Do you like calling Mexicans Southern Brown farts?

Afro-Americans, might as well call them by their real name, democrats! I also don't believe in tempering one's tung if one spake the lords word. If a non-christian don't like it, they can expedite their trip to hell because they aren't worth my time.

"He that walketh uprightly, and worketh righteousness, and speaketh the truth in his heart." - Psalm 15:2

My eyes cry tears of blood knowing that the heathens and the caucasian deficient are going to hell, but if they don't let JC intio their hearts willingly ... then let them burn in hell for all eternity.

As for names, heathen covers them all. The caucasionally defiant have it pretty tough knowing that hell awaits them so I try to ignore them or pretend they are back in their homeland.

Servant Herbert.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Friend, we have filters here to prevent filthy words from getting through and polluting the minds of the impressionable women and children who use this forum. When you type something like "fu%#ing," that is considered a filter dodge, because you've used clever substitutions of characters to prevent your obscene word from being properly filtered out.

And you can't pretend you were doing it for the sake of politeness, as we all know what word you meant. Personally, I hate even thinking about the F-word in my head, and I would pour lye on my brain and give it a good scrubbing if I could!

The next time you feel the urge to dirty up your tongue with the F-word, why don't you just say, "fiddlesticks" instead?

You are right and righteous at the same time, my temper has been curbed and I have been humbled by the wonderful Christians on this forum. There is no excuse for even approaching a swear word from the side as I have done. I will amend my ways by using language that is appropriate for a child when explaining how people from other countries just aren't as abled as us westerners.

I must temper my emotional outbursts for I have no excuse before god:

"Again, think ye that we excuse ourselves unto you? we speak before God in Christ: but we do all things, dearly beloved, for your edifying." - 2 Corinthians 12:19

Thank you Faith_Machine, please continue your crusade for righteousness and continue in the path of Jesus.

Servant Herbert.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Welcome, Herbert. I share your hot-seated enthusiasm for the Lord and your disdain for secular science teachers who have been responsible for so many damned souls. But you don't have to forgive them if they haven't repented. (I John 1:9)

To this day, I still have nightmares about petri dishes and dead frogs in formaldehyde. The idea of cutting on a living being (when it's not in following the biblical command to purge unrighteousness - I Samuel 15:3; Deut. 20:15-17) is just wrong.

Pastor Ed

If the science teachers weren't so lazy, they might consider picking up the only textbook they need, our lords KJV of the bible. I only need open the good book to page one, chapter one, verse one:

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." - Genesis 1:1

Notice the period at the end of that scientific fact. A period means done and over, it's time to move on scientists and not just collect a paycheck for telling lies to our children.

As for science class I was lucky, the walkman just came out and while the teacher blathered on with his evolution fiction, I was listening to the sermons I had recorded the night before. I thank jesus for giving my the gift of being able to promote his words with what I like to call "JESUS-ISM!"(tm). I hope to get as many people infected with "JESUS-ISM!"(tm) as possible.

Thank you so much for the quotes, the word is the only thing that keeps me living. I sometimes wonder what kind of murderous psychopathic democrat I would be without the word.

Servant Herb.

[Roberta]

Re: I love Jesus, period.

Thank you for the welcome. My mouth is my own worst enemy and it is my mission to express myself with eloquence, I thank you for your reminder.

To begin with, my name is Herbert Smith. I call Canada my home and am very proud to say we are a thriving conservative country! I know our prime minister, the Right Honourable Stephen Harper, is doing his very best to mould our country into the conservative success story the United States of America has become and I for one welcome the change. I have a secret hope that we can become the 51st state under Romney, Jesus willing.

My family and I live in Smithhill Ontario and attend the First Baptist Church of Smithhill. I am very proud of my heritage, my community, my church and finally my family. Our Pastor, Johnathan Goldberg comes from a long line of Pastors and has been a beacon to his flock for his entire 89 years. (Goldberg is German for "God's Servant", not something jewy.)

I have read all the sites literature and look forward to communicating freely with like minded individuals. God bless and Jesus Saves.

Servant Herbert.

Get in line behind puerto rico and get rid of all that en parlez and poutain nonsense.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, period.

Get in line behind puerto rico and get rid of all that en parlez and poutain nonsense.

Genocide is an evil that is very hard to condone, but one might make an exception for quebecers. I don't mean to be vulgar here but they sound like a cross between a toad an a norwegian.

"And I will stretch over Jerusalem the line of Samaria, and the plummet of the house of Ahab: and I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish, wiping it, and turning it upside down." - 2 Kings 21:13

Quebec next please.

Also, last time I checked, the KJV is in ENGLISH! Salvation comes from the word of god, not the word of frog.

Servant Herbert.

[Roberta]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

You seem to really like Mitt Romney. I sincerely hope you'll sign this petition to show your support for him!

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

You seem to really like Mitt Romney. I sincerely hope you'll sign this petition to show your support for him!

I apologize Faith Machine, I have been spending too much time damning sinners and praising Christians and not enough time Helping a fellow (north) American with a wonderful petition.

That being said, your divine petition has Herbert's backing!

I hope to one day be present when our new Christian President Mitt Romney burns his weirdo dirty moron underwear.

Servant Herbert.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I've been praying extra hard for Mitt to ditch his UFO cult and become a Baptist, and I feel he may be very close to achieving that breakthrough.