I love Jesus, why the HELL can't everyone!

[herbertLovesGod]

I can't even leave my apartment without degenerates surrounding me. Getting to church is always a mission of temperance otherwise I would end up on the front page of tomorrows newspaper.

The message is clear, we are here, we are christians and the rest of you are going to fu%#ing hell!

God Bless
Servant Herbert.

[Deaner]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I can't even leave my apartment without degenerates surrounding me. Getting to church is always a mission of temperance otherwise I would end up on the front page of tomorrows newspaper.

The message is clear, we are here, we are christians and the rest of you are going to fu%#ing hell!

God Bless
Servant Herbert.

What does Sweet Baby Jesus say about judging others Herbsquirt?

[VictoryOS]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

We can all understand how frustrated you feel, Herbert. But when you use such foul language it makes you seem uneducated, like a colored. Is that really how you want people to see you?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I believe Jesus has already judged these poor souls. For inspiration, read Corinthians 5:13:

God will judge those outside. "Expel the wicked person from among you."

Servant Herbert.

[Deaner]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I believe Jesus has already judged these poor souls. For inspiration, read Corinthians 5:13:

Servant Herbert.

Have you forgiven God for calling you Herbert? What about all the kids that threw french fries and gravy at you in middle school?

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, and don't want to appear like a colored.

We can all understand how frustrated you feel, Herbert. But when you use such foul language it makes you seem uneducated, like a colored. Is that really how you want people to see you?

I apologize, grammer and good manners are second only to godliness. I let my temper slip and thank I Jesus for reminders from fellow believers such as yourself as to how far I've come, and how far I have yet to go as a Christian.

Thank you for the guidance in my time of need.
Servant Herbert.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

My pedo sense is tingling.

http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Herbert

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And watch the potty mouth, maggot.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Have you forgiven God for calling you Herbert? What about all the kids that threw french fries and gravy at you in middle school?

I don't quite understand. I thank Jesus everyday for my life and the others that I touch. During high school the lord presented me with tests of my character, I passed all of them with the flying colors of heaven!

I have forgiven the darkies for calling me god-fag. I have forgiven the immigrants for throwing food at me (I lived in a small town, freedom fries were a rare treat). I'm working on forgiving my science teachers, but knowing they are teaching satan's word makes that difficult.

If I didn't know better, I would think you were poking fun at me Dean. If this is the case let me know, I enjoy clean humor as much as the next Christian.

Servant Herbert.

[Deaner]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I don't quite understand. I thank Jesus everyday for my life and the others that I touch. During high school the lord presented me with tests of my character, I passed all of them with the flying colors of heaven!

I have forgiven the darkies for calling me god-fag. I have forgiven the immigrants for throwing food at me (I lived in a small town, freedom fries were a rare treat). I'm working on forgiving my science teachers, but knowing they are teaching satan's word makes that difficult.

If I didn't know better, I would think you were poking fun at me Dean. If this is the case let me know, I enjoy clean humor as much as the next Christian.

Servant Herbert.

Why in hell would I poke fun at you Herbert? Your are on of the most sincerest Christians I've ever met. You even call Afro-Americans by their proper name of "darkie" (Although how do you like street corner, harmonica playing, tap dancer??). That's one of my faves. Non-Christians don't like it too much so be careful.

Do you have any other good names for black people or homo's?? Basically anybody that hates Christ and spits in His face for not following His command of unconditional love?

Do you like calling Mexicans Southern Brown farts?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

I thank Jesus everyday for my life and the others that I touch.

I rest my case.

YIC

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, period.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus. And watch the potty mouth, maggot.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

Thank you for the welcome. My mouth is my own worst enemy and it is my mission to express myself with eloquence, I thank you for your reminder.

To begin with, my name is Herbert Smith. I call Canada my home and am very proud to say we are a thriving conservative country! I know our prime minister, the Right Honourable Stephen Harper, is doing his very best to mould our country into the conservative success story the United States of America has become and I for one welcome the change. I have a secret hope that we can become the 51st state under Romney, Jesus willing.

My family and I live in Smithhill Ontario and attend the First Baptist Church of Smithhill. I am very proud of my heritage, my community, my church and finally my family. Our Pastor, Johnathan Goldberg comes from a long line of Pastors and has been a beacon to his flock for his entire 89 years. (Goldberg is German for "God's Servant", not something jewy.)

I have read all the sites literature and look forward to communicating freely with like minded individuals. God bless and Jesus Saves.

Servant Herbert.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Friend, we have filters here to prevent filthy words from getting through and polluting the minds of the impressionable women and children who use this forum. When you type something like "fu%#ing," that is considered a filter dodge, because you've used clever substitutions of characters to prevent your obscene word from being properly filtered out.

And you can't pretend you were doing it for the sake of politeness, as we all know what word you meant. Personally, I hate even thinking about the F-word in my head, and I would pour lye on my brain and give it a good scrubbing if I could!

The next time you feel the urge to dirty up your tongue with the F-word, why don't you just say, "fiddlesticks" instead?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

Welcome, Herbert. I share your hot-seated enthusiasm for the Lord and your disdain for secular science teachers who have been responsible for so many damned souls. But you don't have to forgive them if they haven't repented. (I John 1:9)

To this day, I still have nightmares about petri dishes and dead frogs in formaldehyde. The idea of cutting on a living being (when it's not in following the biblical command to purge unrighteousness - I Samuel 15:3; Deut. 20:15-17) is just wrong.

Pastor Ed

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: I love Jesus, why the Fu#! can't everyone!

My pedo sense is tingling.

http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/Herbert

I am not a pagan cartoon, I am a Christian!

Servant Herbert.