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  • TheWordisHate
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Mar 2012
    • 15

    #1

    TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

    Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too
  • herbertLovesGod
    Guest
    • Mar 2012
    • 223

    #2
    Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

    Originally posted by TheWord View Post
    Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too
    Please reconsider your vapid post and let us know more about yourself so we can judge wether to love or hate you.

    Servant Herbert.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

      Originally posted by TheWord View Post
      Thanks for accepting me into your community, I hope to make friends too
      One step at a time, young man. How can we accept you when we know nothing about you?

      Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves."

      Are you even a Christian? If so, what precious verse of God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible gives you daily strength? What filthy sin made you finally turn to Jesus Christ for the cure?

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • TheWordisHate
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2012
        • 15

        #4
        Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

        Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

        1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
        2. I go to church every Sunday
        3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
        4. I'm a die-hard republican
        5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

        If you want to know more, please ask

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

          Do you know what "introduction" means, lady?


          Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

          What is your name? Your age? Tell us about your Pastor. What are some of your favorite Bible lessons? How many sons do you have?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Jedediah
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Fisher of Men
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2010
            • 6824

            #6
            Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

            Tell us about how you came to walk with Christ. Share with us some of your favorite Scripture and how it affects your life. Nothing you have told us so far gives us any assurance that you have been washed in His Blood.
            II Thessalonians 1:7-9
            And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
            Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



            The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

              Are you a simpleton? Answer my questions.
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                Originally posted by TheWord View Post
                Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

                1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
                2. I go to church every Sunday
                3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
                4. I'm a die-hard republican
                5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

                If you want to know more, please ask
                What kind of pie does your husband like best? Thick and crusty or thin and crispy?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #9
                  Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                  5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)
                  Is that the same as being anal retentive?
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • herbertLovesGod
                    Guest
                    • Mar 2012
                    • 223

                    #10
                    Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                    Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                    Is that the same as being anal retentive?
                    I respect your posts Roberta, but using joo voodoo words to describe a person is a bit ignorant with all due respect. Drop a bomb from Leviticus instead, say 10:10?

                    "And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;"

                    A clean woman is a rare commodity these days, very easy to marry them off and finally free yourself of the burdens of a daughter. TheWord is a complete bore however and thus her womb was probably soured by satan leaving her a barren spinster with over 60 cats. Why do sinners insist on taking their filthy beasts with them to hell?

                    Repent your BORINGNESS with something not boring and I will wish you well.

                    Servant Herbert.

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #11
                      Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                      Originally posted by herbertLovesGod View Post
                      I respect your posts Roberta, but using joo voodoo words to describe a person is a bit ignorant with all due respect. Drop a bomb from Leviticus instead, say 10:10?

                      Repent your BORINGNESS with something not boring and I will wish you well.

                      Servant Herbert.
                      And I respect your love for Jesus Christ, Herbert. But please remember your place as a Forum Member. Do not malign or insult True Christians™, even if they are simple women. I expect an apology forthright to Sister Roberta.

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                        Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                        Is that the same as being anal retentive?
                        It means she has OCD and is clearly possessed by demons.

                        As demonic possession is alway via the buttockular orifice I can a only assume anal sex is the cause.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • herbertLovesGod
                          Guest
                          • Mar 2012
                          • 223

                          #13
                          Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                          And I respect your love for Jesus Christ, Herbert. But please remember your place as a Forum Member. Do not malign or insult True Christians™, even if they are simple women. I expect an apology forthright to Sister Roberta.

                          In Christ
                          I was averting my eyes from her photo and protecting her chastities and values. I did not notice her status as a True Christian(tm)! My intent was holy, my words, blasphemy! Please accept a humble apology Roberta, I am here to learn and should never have acted uppity like "them".

                          Servant and Student of the Lord, Herbert.

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                          • OliveOilMom
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Mar 2012
                            • 59

                            #14
                            Re: TheWord here, hoping to be born anew

                            Originally posted by TheWordisHate View Post
                            Sorry about being too fast there but lets see about me...

                            1. Outgoing, I love walks especially in the morning
                            2. I go to church every Sunday
                            3. I'm only a student yet I want to major in Religious Studies
                            4. I'm a die-hard republican
                            5. I am what people call a "neat freak" (Just can't stand a messy room)

                            If you want to know more, please ask
                            "Religious Studies" sounds like something new age. Please don't fall for that satanic claptrap!

                            Religious is what the Pharisees were, do you want to be like them? CHRISTIANS have a WALK with JESUS. We have a RELATIONSHIP, not a "religion". If you want to study "religion" or "religious" things, then go join the romanistic cult, but if you want to study what GOD has to say, then study the BIBLE!

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