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  • Brother Farley
    Unsaved trash, another drunk aussie
    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2012
    • 1

    #1

    Hello to you all.

    This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Hello to you all.

    Originally posted by Brother Farley View Post
    This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
    Too short.............didn't read.

    You need to make your introduction a little more detailed please.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: Hello to you all.

      Please tell me your last name isn't Mowat.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #4
        Re: Hello to you all.

        Aren't you that really fat dead canukistan?

        All you people always come around to try to find Jesus after it is too late. Baawaa A day late, a dollar short.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #5
          Re: Hello to you all.

          Originally posted by Brother Farley View Post
          This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
          You capitalized "I" but twice failed to capitalize "Lord."

          I'm sure that's just an accident...

          Yours in Christ,

          Z. Smyth
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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6314

            #6
            Re: Hello to you all.

            Originally posted by Brother Farley View Post
            This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
            Hello Brother Farley. Welcome to the forums of Landover Baptist, the only church offering Guaranteed Salvation(TM) since 1611. Please, tell us a little more about yourself. How did you come to turn your life over to the Lord? What church do you attend? Do you support Gingerich or Santorum in the Republican primaries?
            The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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            • herbertLovesGod
              Guest
              • Mar 2012
              • 223

              #7
              Re: Hello to you all.

              Originally posted by Brother Farley View Post
              This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
              Tell us more before I chuck you farley!

              Servant Herbert.

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #8
                Re: Hello to you all.

                "Location: Inconsequential"

                Is that like a van down by the river?

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                • Noah Sole
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 865

                  #9
                  Re: Hello to you all.

                  Originally posted by Brother Farley View Post
                  This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.
                  Welcome Farley

                  What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you.
                  The verse inspiring me today is:

                  Genesis 11:3
                  And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  • Catherine Moore
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 315

                    #10
                    Re: Hello to you all.

                    Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                    Genesis 11:3
                    And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.
                    GLORY!

                    Things like this would never happen if it wasn't for the secular practice of abandoning slime.

                    My maternal Grandfather worked all of his life on a brickworks and many a time he would say to me "Catherine, quit being such a lezzer and find a man. A real man, who makes walls from stone and slime." Of course, he said it in German but the point remains.

                    Anyway, I'm prattling on when I should be greeting Brother Farley. Welcome to the forum Brother. I'm concerned to note that you share a name with the atheist bisexual sinner Farley Granger. I hope you won't be making murder pacts with anyone on a train? If I were you, for future reference, I'd explicitly state that first thing just so people aren't suspicious as to why you've not mentioned it:


                    This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful. I just want to stress that I am neither a bisexual nor someone likely to make murder pacts on a train.

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                    • Noah Sole
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2012
                      • 865

                      #11
                      Re: Hello to you all.

                      You just can't get good slime these days. I've been trying all day to build a brick arch with it and it just won't stay up - they sure knew how to build in Biblical times didn't they....
                      Genesis 7:5
                      And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                      John 8:32
                      And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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