Hello to you all.

[Brother Farley]

This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello to you all.

This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

Too short.............didn't read.

You need to make your introduction a little more detailed please.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Hello to you all.

Please tell me your last name isn't Mowat.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello to you all.

Aren't you that really fat dead canukistan?

All you people always come around to try to find Jesus after it is too late. Baawaa A day late, a dollar short.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello to you all.

This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

You capitalized "I" but twice failed to capitalize "Lord."

I'm sure that's just an accident...

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[WWJDnow]

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This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

Hello Brother Farley. Welcome to the forums of Landover Baptist, the only church offering Guaranteed Salvation(TM) since 1611. Please, tell us a little more about yourself. How did you come to turn your life over to the Lord? What church do you attend? Do you support Gingerich or Santorum in the Republican primaries?

[herbertLovesGod]

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This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

Tell us more before I chuck you farley!

Servant Herbert.

[Didymus Much]

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"Location: Inconsequential"

Is that like a van down by the river?

[Noah Sole]

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This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful.

Welcome Farley

What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you.
The verse inspiring me today is:

Genesis 11:3
And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

[Catherine Moore]

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Genesis 11:3
And they said one to another, Go to, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly. And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for morter.

GLORY!

Things like this would never happen if it wasn't for the secular practice of abandoning slime.

My maternal Grandfather worked all of his life on a brickworks and many a time he would say to me "Catherine, quit being such a lezzer and find a man. A real man, who makes walls from stone and slime." Of course, he said it in German but the point remains.

Anyway, I'm prattling on when I should be greeting Brother Farley. Welcome to the forum Brother. I'm concerned to note that you share a name with the atheist bisexual sinner Farley Granger. I hope you won't be making murder pacts with anyone on a train? If I were you, for future reference, I'd explicitly state that first thing just so people aren't suspicious as to why you've not mentioned it:


This is my first post, and although I am nervous, the lord will get me through this. Praise the lord. This site looks wonderful. I just want to stress that I am neither a bisexual nor someone likely to make murder pacts on a train.

[Noah Sole]

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You just can't get good slime these days. I've been trying all day to build a brick arch with it and it just won't stay up - they sure knew how to build in Biblical times didn't they....