Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

[Wannabeleive]

Hi,

I'm a young, talented plumber , 21 years and living in The Netherlands. Since I had a motorbike accident 3 weeks ago I'm starting to believe that God saved me from death.

I want to know how to praise the Lord and pray for good future. I've started going to a local church a few days ago and it's awesome! Does anyone have any tips or suggestions for my new lifestyle?

Hail the Lord and Jebus!

[Wannabeleive]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

I'm sorry for my bad grammar, I have dyslexia. Also how do I edit?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

I'm sorry for my bad grammar, I have dyslexia. Also how do I edit?

Dyslexia and cerebral palsy apparently. The 'b' and 's' keys aren't anywhere near each other.

[Bob4God]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

You came to the right place!

Nowhere in the world will you find a more truthful or dedicated Bible study!

It is possible that GOD has spared your life because He has some plan for you.

Maybe He wants you to be a great missionary to the Netherlands, or perhaps He wants you to die somewhere else in a much more spectacular way that will serve as a warning to others that they should seek CHRIST now!

[Wannabeleive]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

You came to the right place!

Nowhere in the world will you find a more truthful or dedicated Bible study!

It is possible that GOD has spared your life because He has some plan for you.

Maybe He wants you to be a great missionary to the Netherlands, or perhaps He wants you to die somewhere else in a much more spectacular way that will serve as a warning to others that they should seek CHRIST now!

Why does God wants to kill me if I'm starting to seek Christ? It doesn't make sense to me. Could you please explain this to me?

[Wannabeleive]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

Dyslexia and cerebral palsy apparently. The 'b' and 's' keys aren't anywhere near each other.

I have a custom Dutch keyboard.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

Why does God wants to kill me if I'm starting to seek Christ? It doesn't make sense to me. Could you please explain this to me?

Perhaps He knows you are really just making fun of Him (for example, using the common-among-porn-addicts-and-Simpsons-fans derogatory "Jebus" instead of His Holy Name), and that you will spend eternity in His Lake of Fire anyway . . . and will use you as an example to others who mock Him.

[Wannabeleive]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

Perhaps He knows you are really just making fun of Him (for example, using the common-among-porn-addicts-and-Simpsons-fans derogatory "Jebus" instead of His Holy Name), and that you will spend eternity in His Lake of Fire anyway . . . and will use you as an example to others who mock Him.

I have a custom Dutch keyboard with b and s next to each other, however no one told me how to edit yet. Please forgive me, I'm still new to this and I'm still recovering from the motorbike accident.

[Brother Enoch]

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I have a custom Dutch keyboard.

My sympathies. Don't they let you have normal keyboards in Deutschland?

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, there is no such thing as an accident, only divine intervention from God. God caused you to crash your motorbike. I do not know why, it is of no concern to me though you might think about asking Him, assuming you can do that without sounding too selfish and needy.
However, the fact he scrambled your brain, probably forever, should give you and your caregivers pause. You need to pray to Jesus for not snatching your life and tossing your worthless soul to Satan.
Now, doesn't the fact you are inept really seem insignificant now?
Praise the Glory!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I have a custom Dutch keyboard with b and s next to each other, however no one told me how to edit yet. Please forgive me, I'm still new to this and I'm still recovering from the motorbike accident.

How interesting.

Please post a photograph of this "custom Dutch keyboard". I'd so very much like to see it, since apparently it's nothing like any other Dutch keyboard in existence.

And kindly prove it is yours by handwriting "Landover Baptist Church" on a piece of paper and putting it next to your keyboard in the photograph.

Or stop lying, whichever you prefer. As it is said, "I was born at night, but not last night."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm sorry for my bad grammar, I have dyslexia. Also how do I edit?

So you're an eskimo retard?

I'm glad I'm not you.

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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Does anyone have any tips or suggestions for my new lifestyle?

Try reading the Bible. It explains the meaningfulness of Christ's temporary sacrifice, and the conditions of His unconditional love. It also gives you rules to live by, explaining how we should regard homosexuals, adulterers, disobedient children, and nonbelievers. Without certain knowledge of the Bible and its contents, you will most likely forget some important duty and land in Hell for all eternity when you die. Jesus wants to kill you more and more each second that you deny Him by ignoring His word. It is a wonder you are not in Hell already.

2 Chronicles 15:13

King James Version (KJV)

13That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.

[Bob4God]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

You can learn more about getting right with GOD here.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Help me on my quest to praise the Lord

Hi,

I'm a young, talented plumber , 21 years and living in The Netherlands. Since I had a motorbike accident 3 weeks ago I'm starting to believe that God saved me from death.

I want to know how to praise the Lord and pray for good future. I've started going to a local church a few days ago and it's awesome! Does anyone have any tips or suggestions for my new lifestyle?

Hail the Lord and Jebus!

God did spare you from death in hopes that you will seek him out and find him. But apparently, he's going to have to go back on his plans and kill you because you learn slowly--that or else refuse to humble yourself to take in his words.

Deuteronomy 29:4...
"Yet the LORD hath not given you an heart to perceive, and eyes to see, and ears to hear, unto this day."

Isaiah 30:21...
"And thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This is the way, walk ye in it.."

Pastor Ed