Hello

[Lisa C]

Married mom here, my name is Lisa. I came to find Jesus through my husband.

16He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

thank you for listening.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

A girl of few words. I like that. So many of the ladies around here spend their days cackling like hens, gossiping about the Pastor, spreading lies and half-truths and speculating endlessly about things that ARE NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

Anyway, welcome to God's favorite forum. What Church does your husband take you to? How many sons have you given him?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Lisa C]

Re: Hello

We go to lakeside Baptist church. So far two girls, working on the son yes lol. ty.

[handmaiden]

Re: Hello

Well, Lisa, you get points for not being a gossipy chatterbox.



Succinctly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Lisa C]

Re: Hello

ty

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello

Who is Ty? Is that your husband? Tyrone? Sounds like a nigra.

[Lisa C]

Re: Hello

no. it is short for thank you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

no. it is short for thank you.

Maybe up there in Godless Cannuckisatn it is, but here in God's favorite country (America!) we use complete words. As God commands!

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

[Lisa C]

Re: Hello

Sorry. will use thank you from now on.

[Zechariah Smyth]

We go to lakeside Baptist church. So far two girls, working on the son yes lol. ty.

Have you tried looking at pictures of Godly Christian men while you are trying to conceive? My wife stared at a picture of Ronald Reagan during our last conception session, and we were blessed with a Future Soldier for Christ 9 months later.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello

Like most (recently) single men I hesitate to talk to a married woman but I would be interested to know how your husband introduced you to our Saviour?

Yours in Christ.

[Roberta]

Re: Hello

Have you tried looking at pictures of Godly Christian men while you are trying to conceive? My wife stared at a picture of Ronald Reagan during our last conception session, and we were blessed with a Future Soldier for Christ 9 months later.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Or perhaps Pierre Trudeau? Those unwashed froggies like Gerard Depardieu really get me twitching.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello

Or perhaps Pierre Trudeau? Those unwashed froggies like Gerard Depardieu really get me twitching.

Um...

What!?

Are you feeling OK, sister?

[Roberta]

Re: Hello

Um...

What!?

Are you feeling OK, sister?

Sorry, I had a sugar high. Too much Hubby Hubby.