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  • Selena Cross
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    • Mar 2008
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    #1

    Hi, I'm Selena

    I'm from Texas. I'm a senior in high school. Don't have a job but I'm looking.
    Umm.. that's all for now, if you wanna know anything else just ask. Other than that... Hi!
    People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

    Those who are quick to criticise our generation forget that they were the ones who raised us!
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Hi, I'm Selena

      Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
      I'm from Texas. I'm a senior in high school. Don't have a job but I'm looking.
      Umm.. that's all for now, if you wanna know anything else just ask. Other than that... Hi!
      Does your house have a dirt floor?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Selena Cross
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          • Mar 2008
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          #3
          Re: Hi, I'm Selena

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Does your house have a dirt floor?
          No. But thanks for catching that part. Now it's fixed.
          People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

          Those who are quick to criticise our generation forget that they were the ones who raised us!

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556
              #4
              Re: Hi, I'm Selena

              Your profile says that you're a lezbean. Are you here to repent of your rug-munching ways? Do you have any photographs of yourself and young nubile partners?

              Just for the Pastors to study, you understand...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Selena Cross
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                  • Mar 2008
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                  Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Your profile says that you're a lezbean. Are you here to repent of your rug-munching ways? Do you have any photographs of yourself and young nubile partners?

                  Just for the Pastors to study, you understand...
                  Repent? For being myself?
                  Why would pastors want a picture of my ex-girlfriend and I holding hands?
                  People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

                  Those who are quick to criticise our generation forget that they were the ones who raised us!

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                      Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                      Repent? For being myself?
                      Why would pastors want a picture of my ex-girlfriend and ME holding hands?
                      Didn't they teach you how to write in Texas?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Selena Cross
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                          • Mar 2008
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                          #7
                          Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Didn't they teach you how to write in Texas?
                          My English teachers were really untight and I always made them mad by writing in the same way as I talk instead of using their "proper grammer".
                          People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

                          Those who are quick to criticise our generation forget that they were the ones who raised us!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556
                              #8
                              Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                              Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                              Repent? For being myself?
                              Which "self" are you this time? Constantine? Mothbite? Riki? The list goes on and on....


                              Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                              Why would pastors want a picture of my ex-girlfriend and I holding hands?
                              As I mentioned, purely for Pastoral research. We Pastors spend a few minutes each day studying lezbianic materials, no matter how distasteful, the better to rebuke filthy perverts like you.

                              And I wasn't exactly looking for pictures of you holding hands....
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                • Nobar King
                                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                  Christ's Guardian
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2007
                                  • 23748
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                  Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                                  My English teachers were really untight and I always made them mad by writing in the same way as I talk instead of using their "proper grammer".
                                  So why do you talk wrong? You're in America now, we expect you to at least be proficient in our nation's language.
                                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                    • Selena Cross
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                                      • Mar 2008
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                                      #10
                                      Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                      Which "self" are you this time? Constantine? Mothbite? Riki? The list goes on and on....
                                      What are you talking about?

                                      As I mentioned, purely for Pastoral research. We Pastors spend a few minutes each day studying lezbianic materials, no matter how distasteful, the better to rebuke filthy perverts like you.

                                      And I wasn't exactly looking for pictures of you holding hands....
                                      Why would I take any dirty pictures like that? I'm not some porn star.
                                      People are like rhinestones these days: FAKE

                                      Those who are quick to criticise our generation forget that they were the ones who raised us!

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                                        • JennyD
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                                          • Dec 2007
                                          • 9567
                                          #11
                                          Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                          Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                                          My English teachers were really untight
                                          It's not nice of you to call your teachers loose, young man.
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                                            • ForGodsSake
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                                              • Feb 2008
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                                              #12
                                              Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                              Their intros always start the same huh. Do not want to share info about then selves, always trying to hide who they are, i do not know, do they like the fact that they are all bound for hell.
                                              (2 Peter 3:10)

                                              But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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                                                • Roberta
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                                                  • Jan 2008
                                                  • 1817
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                                  Are you named after the girl in Peyton Place that was always having sex with her father?
                                                  Come climb my mountains.

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                                                    • Wide-Open
                                                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Nov 2007
                                                      • 18449
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                                      Do you still drink blood from willing donors?
                                                      Psalm 81:10:
                                                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                        • Brother Temperance
                                                          Senior Usher
                                                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                          A very nice young man
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15621
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Hi, I'm Selena

                                                          Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                                                          Repent? For being myself?
                                                          If "being yourself" involves being a she-sodomite, then yes!
                                                          Originally posted by Selena Cross View Post
                                                          I'm from Texas. I'm a senior in high school. Don't have a job but I'm looking.
                                                          Umm.. that's all for now, if you wanna know anything else just ask.
                                                          If you're a woman, then why are you looking for a job? Wouldn't it be better to stay at home to raise your children?
                                                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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