[Deaner]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Try and convince me of my 'wrong'being....

For crying out loud Jimi, you gotta be kidding me. Just look at your grammar and punctuation. God made you a retard.

[just Jimi]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Allright then. Do you prefer: "Try and convince me of me being wrong."
I cn spel rong wat I want to spel rong.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

"Try and convince me of me being wrong."

That's much better; thank you.

Ok, in order to prove you're wrong and that God exists, first thing I'm going to do is prove you're a sinner. Now if I can prove you're a sinner then obviously God exists because God punishes sin. It's one of His main responsibilities.

So, first question;

Have you ever touched your penis when you've urinated?

[just Jimi]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Then tell me, why haven't I ever been punished by 'that almighty thingy above'?

and what's that for a question? Have you never peed standing or just against a wall, like a REAL man.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Then tell me, why haven't I ever been punished by 'that almighty thingy above'?

and what's that for a question? Have you never peed standing or just against a wall, like a REAL man.

From what I understand, TC men pee standing up, but they won't touch their penis to aim - they just let it spray wherever it will, and then expect their wives or maids to clean up after them. Nasty.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Then tell me, why haven't I ever been punished by 'that almighty thingy above'?

You've never had anything bad happen to you? Maybe somebody you really cared about and loved reduced to a drooling cripple in a wheelchair? That's God Jimi.

and what's that for a question? Have you never peed standing or just against a wall, like a REAL man.

I use thick gloves.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

they just let it spray wherever it will, and then expect their wives or maids to clean up after them.

As I stated above I use thick gloves. But after six months it is my wife's job to wash them.

[just Jimi]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

You've never had anything bad happen to you? Maybe somebody you really cared about and loved reduced to a drooling cripple in a wheelchair? That's God Jimi.



I use thick gloves.

Man, the worst thing that ever happened in my life was when my pet rabbit died and that was purely horror!
If I had to describe you in 1 word after you said that you always use thick gloves, it would be..........euhm........let me think........oh yeah, it's: pathetic.

[Deaner]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Man, the worst thing that ever happened in my life was when my pet rabbit died and that was purely horror!

Why did you have a pet rabbit Jimi; are you a queer?

[just Jimi]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Why did you have a pet rabbit Jimi; are you a queer?

Euhm....maybe for the same reason people have a pet dog, a pet cat or maybe even a pet snake......
Any more stupid questions that don't even need an answer?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

As I stated above I use thick gloves. But after six months it is my wife's job to wash them.

Gross. If my husband tried to hand me clothing with six-month-old piss all over it, I'd tell him to take it outside and burn it.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

wow, you guys really don't like people unlike yourselves, do you?

You mean sinners? No, we don't like them. We hate them, just like Baby Jesus.

[just Jimi]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

You mean sinners? No, we don't like them. We hate them, just like Baby Jesus.

WHAT? You hate Jesus????
Oh my I think I just found a sinner people....

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

WHAT? You hate Jesus????
Oh my I think I just found a sinner people....

You idiot. I said we hate sinners, just like Baby Jesus. Baby Jesus hates sinners just like we do. Are you saying he doesn't? Are you one of those limp-wristed, thouchy-feely, false Christians that says Jesus loves everyone? Just so you know, you're going to Hell.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hi, I'm Selena

Isn't Selena some talentless, dead spic singer?