[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Not at all, I feel I need a refresher in basic typing. No offense intended.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Not at all, I feel I need a refresher in basic typing. No offense intended.

It takes a good reader to be a good writer. Why don't you start with the KJV Bible?

Quit fornicating with idols and accept the conditional forgiveness of Jesus and His temporary sacrifice.

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

When I was young, my grandparents insisted that I read from the bible each day. For a child of 8, they set the goal that I should finish the whole book in one years time. I didn't appreciate their efforts until much later in life.

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Viewing more of the forums here, have raised a few more questions that I'm eager to ask. I also noticed that I have yet to gain permission to post to some of these threads. I then went on to notice that there was a missing piece from my introduction thread. I introduced myself and shared my favorite Bible Verse. As for what church I attend and how I've found Jesus....

(Deep breath in the face on an oncoming onslaught of fury...)

I have not attened church since 1994. It was 1999 when I parted with Jesus. (Amicably I'd like to mention)

[Roberta]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

led me to apostatize myself

I heard that is very painful for a guy.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

(Deep breath in the face on an oncoming onslaught of fury...)

I have not attened church since 1994. It was 1999 when I parted with Jesus. (Amicably I'd like to mention)

Nonsense, we're here to help you, little buddy, just like Baby Jesus is!

Now get yourself a proper KJV Bible and get yourself to the nearest Baptist church, mister! Your eternal soul depends on it.

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

I'm sorry I mis spoke. I should have said that I have not attended a Christian Church since 1994. I currently worship else where.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

I'm sorry I mis spoke. I should have said that I have not attended a Christian Church since 1994. I currently worship else where.

Oy, like pulling teeth this is. Details, man. How are we to help you appreciate the True Nature(tm) of God if you don't tell us exactly why you hate Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

I'm sorry I mis spoke. I should have said that I have not attended a Christian Church since 1994. I currently worship else where.

You worship some dead obese chink like all japs, right?

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Oy, like pulling teeth this is. Details, man. How are we to help you appreciate the True Nature™ of God if you don't tell us exactly why you hate Jesus?

I don't hate Jesus at all, in fact I think he was quite a nice guy. I think for being over 2000 years since his arrival that a lot of his teaching are remarkable relevant.

It was how his church was conducted, the hollowness of the pastors, he utter lack of joy in faith, the hubris of other members and suffocating feeling of entering their house of worship, that made me take my first step away.

BTW
Amaterasu was a beautiful goddess of the sun that reigned in Japan until allowing Buddhism to enter her country. But she is not the one I worship.

(I also noted all of the neat badges that adorn some of your profiles. Yet I haven't found a comprehensive list of all those available. Are the awarded only by the consideration of the pastor? Are they awarded when someone notes a member merits one?)

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Nonsense, we're here to help you, little buddy, just like Baby Jesus is!

Thank you for your kindness. Enoch? After Noah's father? (I'm rather rusty on my scripture.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Obey Pastor’s Orders!

Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
13:2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

Tell us which false god you worship.

[Jpagan]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

Ouch, I didn't intend for my shyness to slam me with an infraction. As I'm sure your aware Religion can be an intensely personal matter.

I worship as a Shaman, working with the Animal Spirit Guides of the world!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

I worship as a Shaman, working with the Animal Spirit Guides of the world!

I KNEW it! You're a damned WIZARD!

Isaiah 8:19 And when they shall say unto you, Seek unto them that have familiar spirits, and unto wizards that peep, and that mutter: should not a people seek unto their God? for the living to the dead?

This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

Father,
In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

In Jesus name I pray..
Amen

[Didymus Much]

Re: Forgive my tresspasses

I don't hate Jesus at all, in fact I think he was quite a nice guy. I think for being over 2000 years since his arrival that a lot of his teaching are remarkable relevant...

The only source we have for any evidence of Jesus' acts, teachings, even His existence at all, is the Bible. The same Bible that says we are to worship God, and ONLY God. How can you believe the part of the Bible that says Jesus existed, yet ignore the rest?

...It was how his church was conducted, the hollowness of the pastors, he utter lack of joy in faith, the hubris of other members and suffocating feeling of entering their house of worship, that made me take my first step away...

So it was the actions of mortal men that turned you away? Why did you let the behaviour of such weak creatures destroy your faith?

...Amaterasu was a beautiful goddess of the sun that reigned in Japan until allowing Buddhism to enter her country. But she is not the one I worship...

As Pastor Zeke has spent quite a bit of time in the Orient and Japan, I'm sure he's familiar with that false cult.

...I worship as a Shaman, working with the Animal Spirit Guides of the world!

So you worship your own imagination. Awesome.