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  • SweetSteph
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2012
    • 2

    #1

    Hello! Pleased to meet you.

    Hello,

    Please call me Sweet or Steph. I would like to tell you a little about myself, and hope that you all can help me.

    I am 19 years of age, and currently a university student in Wales. Yes, I know the LORD hates science, but I am studying literature. It is a great way to study the bible and when I am older and have a family of my own, I hope to be able to teach my sons about the bible from an early age, using my literature skills to help them understand as well.

    I hate it in Wales. I would much rather move to the Godly America, but at the moment I don't have the money to do so. I go to the Christian church at my university, where we sing songs of praise to God and Jesus. I prepare drinks and cakes for the men there, so they don't get too tired.

    My parents are loving Christians as well, and they have taught me to love the bible and its teachings. I try very hard to be a good caring woman, and I know that when I marry, I will devote myself to the man I am with. I understand that women are property of men once they are wed! I wish I could apologize for Eve. She was disgusting, to go against the word of our great God!

    Anyway, I am here to ask for help. I am trying to the best I can be, but I need some help preparing for my future. How should I raise my children? How should I care for my husband to make sure he is as happy as I can be? How can I make sure to please Jesus and God?

    I hope I can learn much from you wisdom. Thank you.

    SweetSteph~
  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #2
    Re: Hello! Pleased to meet you.

    Welcome, young lady. You are wordy, but it's to be expected with the female.

    Why are you wasting your most productive child-bearing years in a school that will only enable more senseless sin? Your focus should be on reading God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible and properly courting a Christian man to help you make sense of your life. Is there retardation in the family or a disfigurement that repulses a Christian man?

    Not to worry, when you find a man that will have you, he will answer all your questions. Right now, you are a ship without a rudder, but I will pray you find a decent Christian man to guide you.

    In Christ
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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    • Adam Fag
      Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
      • Jan 2012
      • 638

      #3
      Re: Hello! Pleased to meet you.

      Hi Sweet we have some links with Wales here in Warks. You send us all that nice water. Pop in if you feel like it, one day. I have a few spare rooms just now, just leave a note here and hop on the train. Cheers!
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      Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello! Pleased to meet you.

        Welcome to God's favorite forum, Steph. I must say for a foreigner, you speak American pretty well.

        What church does your father take you to? Have you found a potential husband at college yet? I know that's why some girls go...

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • SweetSteph
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2012
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Hello! Pleased to meet you.

          Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
          Welcome, young lady. You are wordy, but it's to be expected with the female.

          Why are you wasting your most productive child-bearing years in a school that will only enable more senseless sin? Your focus should be on reading God's Word in the KJV1611 Holy Bible and properly courting a Christian man to help you make sense of your life. Is there retardation in the family or a disfigurement that repulses a Christian man?

          Not to worry, when you find a man that will have you, he will answer all your questions. Right now, you are a ship without a rudder, but I will pray you find a decent Christian man to guide you.

          In Christ
          Brother Harold, please do not fret! I am currently in a relationship with a loving Christian man. We are waiting to be wed before I bare children though. I can not devote myself entirely to him just yet though, as he had been sinning with another woman. I am willing to forgive and forget though, and I hope to bare him many sons and be a good wife if God wills it.

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          • Noah Sole
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2012
            • 865

            #6
            Re: Hello! Pleased to meet you.

            Welcome to Gods favourite forum

            What's your favourite Bible verse?
            What inspires you?
            The one inspiring me today is:

            Jonah 4:9
            And God said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death.

            Why do you hate whales?

            Genesis 1:21
            And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

            YIC
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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