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[Timothy Tyler]

My name's Timothy Tyler. Some of y'all might know my wife. I'm not too good with computers and the like, but I decided that since she's on here whenever she's got some free time, I better sign up too, to make sure she's not up to any mischief.

I was raised a Catholic, but I got saved after I dropped out of college (I didn't buy the sickular nonsense they use in universities). A nice young missionary on the street gave me a KJV and a pamphlet for Landover Baptist, and I knew it was right.

Met Elizabeth when I was 23. Her cherry pie was delicious, so I had to marry her right there on the spot.

Hard to pick a favorite Bible verse. Anything in Leviticus I guess. Leviticus 18:22 has always held a special place in my heart, because I've never been able to tolerate those queers.

That's about it, I guess.

YIC
Timothy Tyler

[Good Christian Woman]

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Welcome, sweetie!

[Timothy Tyler]

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Yeah, thanks. Now I can see what you're constantly clucking about on this infernal device.
I want roast beef when I get home.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll keep your woman in line. She yaps on constantly.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

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[MitzaLizalor]

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Beef is always a great meal "eat a pound of beef a day" and of course I always enjoy plenty of pork. In a way I am lucky to live in a town where the butchers are so keen to compete on quality, the standards are high and there's a thriving tourist trade to keep us all going.

Judges is a great book, I'm read chapter 9 this morning

JUDGES 9
8 The trees went foorth on a time to annoint a King ouer them, and they said vnto the Oliue tree, Reigne thou ouer vs.
9 But the Oliue tree saide vnto them, Should I leaue my fatnesse, wherewith by mee they honour God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
10 And the trees said to the Figge tree, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
11 But the Figge tree saide vnto them, Should I forsake my sweetenesse, and my good fruit, and goe to be promoted ouer the trees?
12 Then saide the trees vnto the Uine, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
13 And the Uine said vnto them, Should I leaue my wine, which cheareth God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
14 Then said all the trees vnto the Bramble, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
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[Timothy Tyler]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you'll keep your woman in line. She yaps on constantly.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Yessir. God bless.

[Timothy Tyler]

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Beef is always a great meal "eat a pound of beef a day" and of course I always enjoy plenty of pork. In a way I am lucky to live in a town where the butchers are so keen to compete on quality, the standards are high and there's a thriving tourist trade to keep us all going.

Judges is a great book, I'm read chapter 9 this morning

JUDGES 9
8 The trees went foorth on a time to annoint a King ouer them, and they said vnto the Oliue tree, Reigne thou ouer vs.
9 But the Oliue tree saide vnto them, Should I leaue my fatnesse, wherewith by mee they honour God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
10 And the trees said to the Figge tree, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
11 But the Figge tree saide vnto them, Should I forsake my sweetenesse, and my good fruit, and goe to be promoted ouer the trees?
12 Then saide the trees vnto the Uine, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
13 And the Uine said vnto them, Should I leaue my wine, which cheareth God and man, and goe to bee promoted ouer the trees?
14 Then said all the trees vnto the Bramble, Come thou, and reigne ouer vs.
©1611

Pork's my favorite, mostly because it seperates me from those Christ killing joos.

I would have liked to have pork today, but somebody forgot to pick it up when she went shopping!

[Good Christian Woman]

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Pork's my favorite, mostly because it seperates me from those Christ killing joos.

I would have liked to have pork today, but somebody forgot to pick it up when she went shopping!

I'm sorry, dear. And I'm sorry about the police showing up. I'll make sure not to cry so loudly next time.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Timothy, does she at least do a good job darning your socks?

I know I put that on my list of requirements for a wife. Must be able to darn socks.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Timothy, does she at least do a good job darning your socks?

I know I put that on my list of requirements for a wife. Must be able to darn socks.

I can darn socks

[Faith_Machine]

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Welcome, Mr. Tyler! I love pork too!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I can darn socks

Is that so . . .

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

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Hi Daddy, I miss you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Again, Naomi?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Again, Naomi?

Maybe she'd do well to darn socks.