Im new and have a few questions

[mrquestion]

Basicly, I have some nit-picking to to in regards to parts of this site and the bible. I understand this is a forum about religion, and you wouldn't go to a car forum to complain about cars but i want to know.
In a thread about atheists you say that they have beards, does it not say in leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. ?
Doesn't it also say in leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ? yet you say all atheists are vegatarians as an insult?
Mylast question is about leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. I am more bothered about the "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread. Do you follow all of these? If you dont then you cant be a real christian. If you dont follow these, what makes you follow the part in leviticus about gays getting stone to death?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Im new and have a few questions

Basicly, I have some nit-picking to to in regards to parts of this site and the bible. I understand this is a forum about religion, and you wouldn't go to a car forum to complain about cars but i want to know.
In a thread about atheists you say that they have beards, does it not say in leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. ?

I haven't marred the corners of my beard. I shaved it off.

Doesn't it also say in leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ? yet you say all atheists are vegatarians as an insult?

I don't eat anything with blood. You'll see no black pudding around my house. The Bible says what meats are okay and are not. Besides, Jesus said we may eat all things overturning the dietary commands.

Mylast question is about leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. I am more bothered about the "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread. Do you follow all of these? If you dont then you cant be a real christian.

Of course I don't wear mixed fabrics. Do you think I'm poor or something?

If you dont follow these, what makes you follow the part in leviticus about gays getting stone to death?

Too bad for you the New Testament is anti-homerism as well.

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1 Timothy 1:9-10 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Im new and have a few questions

Basicly, I have some nit-picking to to in regards to parts of this site and the bible. I understand this is a forum about religion, and you wouldn't go to a car forum to complain about cars but i want to know.
In a thread about atheists you say that they have beards, does it not say in leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. ?
Doesn't it also say in leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ? yet you say all atheists are vegatarians as an insult?
Mylast question is about leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. I am more bothered about the "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread. Do you follow all of these? If you dont then you cant be a real christian. If you dont follow these, what makes you follow the part in leviticus about gays getting stone to death?

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[Catherine Moore]

Re: Im new and have a few questions

"neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread.

My head's spinning.

I thought "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" meant "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" but now I find out it means "you cant wear clothes of more than one thread."

Does this mean more than one type of thread or literally more than one thread? Because, I have to be honest, ALL of my clothes have more than one thread to them.

I am so thankful you've come Mr Question. Is there any other parts of the Bible that mean something else than what they say? Thank you so much for all the help so far.

You know, I don't think I'm even going to dignify that with the sarcasm smiley.

Anyway, I think you may be thinking of Leviticus 22:11 which makes it clear wool and linen are only an example.

[handmaiden]

Re: Im new and have a few questions

Basicly, I have some nit-picking to to in regards to parts of this site and the bible. I understand this is a forum about religion, and you wouldn't go to a car forum to complain about cars but i want to know.
In a thread about atheists you say that they have beards, does it not say in leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. ?
Doesn't it also say in leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ? yet you say all atheists are vegatarians as an insult?
Mylast question is about leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. I am more bothered about the "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread. Do you follow all of these? If you dont then you cant be a real christian. If you dont follow these, what makes you follow the part in leviticus about gays getting stone to death?

As a True Christian(TM) Lady of impeccable standards, I have campaigned tirelessly against the evils of blended fabrics. I do not even associate with women who dare to insult the Lord's authority by wearing poly/cotton blends.

In my prayer circle, women are subjected to a "tag test" before they are admitted into the house to worship with us. Any tag indicating a mixture of fabrics in the garments worn by the woman in question is grounds for dismissal from the prayer circle.


Such women would be better off going naked (but remaining within the confines of their homes) rather than flagrantly disobeying Almighty God in this manner.

In addition to the specific instructions is the verses referred to, there is also the overarching lesson that the One True God is adamently against mixing of any kind. This includes pulling out bits and pieces of God's Word and weaving it in with humanist philosophy.

God is One, and He has One Word, and there is only One Way that He provides for us to appease His righteous Wrath.

This is by believing and following and obeying EVERYTHING that He has to say.


Absolutely Yours,

Handmaiden

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Im new and have a few questions

Basicly, I have some nit-picking to to in regards to parts of this site and the bible. I understand this is a forum about religion, and you wouldn't go to a car forum to complain about cars but i want to know.
In a thread about atheists you say that they have beards, does it not say in leviticus 19:27 Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard. ?
Doesn't it also say in leviticus 19:26 Ye shall not eat any thing with the blood: neither shall ye use enchantment, nor observe times. ? yet you say all atheists are vegatarians as an insult?
Mylast question is about leviticus 19:19 Ye shall keep my statutes. Thou shalt not let thy cattle gender with a diverse kind: thou shalt not sow thy field with mingled seed: neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee. I am more bothered about the "neither shall a garment mingled of linen and woollen come upon thee" wich says you cant wear clothes of more than one thread. Do you follow all of these? If you dont then you cant be a real christian. If you dont follow these, what makes you follow the part in leviticus about gays getting stone to death?

Hi, StupidQuestion!

Shouldn't you cut-and-paste the whole spiel from West Wing? Here you go. That's what twerps like you usually do, when you assume we don't follow the whole Bible and should therefore disregard the parts you don't like.

You may want to read the information following the quote on that page I've given you, to realize just how woefully ignorant you truly sound.

Say, StupidQuestion, did you know that many sayings and gestures have come to the common day even from before Jesus' time? Really! This one, for example:

See? Now you've learned two things.