Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

[James T S.]

My name is James T. S.

I found Jesus simply by being born in to a God instilled home, where God is both LOVED and FEARED. As Deuteronomy 5:29 says "O that there were such an heart in them , that they would fear me, and keep all my commandments always, that it might be well with them, and with their children for ever!"

I go to Heritage Baptist Church every Sunday, Saturday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I also go to a Bible study every Monday and Friday morning where my knowledge of the great Lord and his word KJV is expanded more and more.

I have 5 sons and I believe I was last told we have 4 daughters, that is not important. The sons names are James Jr. (16), Ronald Wilson (13), George Andrew (12), Micheal Richard (10), and my youngest Benjamen Levi (3). All great boys with the GREAT power of the Lord in them. They are all extremely respectful and know who the boss is.

My wife whom her and I have been happily married for 13 years is named Aliva Andrea, she to LOVES and FEARS the lord and knows her place and when to speak. (Rarely) She is a stay at home Mom who loves cleaning the house. "And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and garnished." Luke 11:25

I am an architect, my degree is from Boston Architectural College. I have my masters from there and it was extremely difficult to get no because of the work but the liberal left wing nut job professors that teach there. I have designed and built my own home. I love hunting as often as the Lord will allow me to. Just this Fall I bagged me an amazing Oryx in the White Sands range. I have a cabin there.

My favorite Bible verse changes but lately it has been. "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:6

If there is any information that you wish to know feel free to post it and I will reply as swiftly as I can.

Yours in Christ

James

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you're not on some kind of drugs, because your post was kind of hard to follow.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[James T S.]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you're not on some kind of drugs, because your post was kind of hard to follow.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I would be failing the Lord and doomed to eternal damnation for the bible says "Abstain from all appearance of evil." 1 Thessalonians 5:22. Drugs are the spawn of Satan, they will make you weak and see unclear so he may be able to use these druggies as pawns!

[Roberta]

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My wife whom her and I have been happily married for 13 years is named Aliva Andrea, she to LOVES and FEARS the lord and knows her place and when to speak.

Were you able to have Junior's long form corrected after you married? You will not be able to get him into a Christian college if it still reads illegitimate. Find a good attorney in your congregation--he'll most likely be sympathetic and might even have the birth certificate amended at cost.

Roberta

[handmaiden]

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James, I will extend a tenative welcome to you.


Whether or not you are as strong in the Lord as you claim remains to be seen. If the Lord asked you to, would you slit your oldest child's throat and offer him as a sacrifice to Him?

That's the kind of committment that we are looking for at Landover Baptist!



Committedly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James T S.]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

James, I will extend a tenative welcome to you.


Whether or not you are as strong in the Lord as you claim remains to be seen. If the Lord asked you to, would you slit your oldest child's throat and offer him as a sacrifice to Him?

That's the kind of committment that we are looking for at Landover Baptist!



Committedly Yours,

Handmaiden

If our great Lord asked me to slit my oldest son's wrist, I would understand that it is for His great plan and as would my son. I would then celebrate for I know my son's eternal life in the Lord's heaven is set!

[James T S.]

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Were you able to have Junior's long form corrected after you married? You will not be able to get him into a Christian college if it still reads illegitimate. Find a good attorney in your congregation--he'll most likely be sympathetic and might even have the birth certificate amended at cost.

Roberta

Junior's conception was with my Ex-Wife Tammy. I divorced her for she did not know how to hold her tongue! She even spoke in church! The first time I beat her as a proper man of God should do and the second time after a good beating she claimed that women have "rights." Needless to say our marriage did not last much longer. We all make mistakes and unfortunately my son has to pay for them. We are terrified that he might not be able to get in to a good Christian school, I will not have him in a filthy liberal school! My wife and I pray every day on the matter and know God will show us his plan for Junior.

Thank you for your concern and warm welcome in the post below!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What did you do with all the meat on that oryx? I shot one there at the range (bowhunt) back in '96, and I almost couldn't get rid of it all...I thought they were about the size of a pronghorn, but they were more like an elk!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[James T S.]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

What did you do with all the meat on that oryx? I shot one there at the range (bowhunt) back in '96, and I almost couldn't get rid of it all...I thought they were about the size of a pronghorn, but they were more like an elk!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Well, we have had countless steaks, hamburgers, sausage, and even some jerky. Even after that the meat still fills my Deep Freezer and the Freezer on my fridge!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

Junior's conception was with my Ex-Wife Tammy. I divorced her for she did not know how to hold her tongue! She even spoke in church! The first time I beat her as a proper man of God should do

Would you be so kind as to explain exactly how a "proper man of God" should beat his wife?

[Noah Sole]

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Welcome to God's favourite forum James TS

I know the Heritage Baptist Church at Norwood, Pastor Steven is such a nice man with a lovely family. I'm told he does a really good job there, why have you chosen to come here then? It surprises me, has he thrown you out or is there something about his teachings that you disagree with? You can't be a homer with all those kids surely?

That Church certainly seems to be expanding, last time I heard they only held services on Sundays with a Bible class on Wednesdays. Give the Pastor my regards when you speak to him next.

YIC

Noah

[Roberta]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

Welcome to God's favourite forum James TS

I know the Heritage Baptist Church at Norwood, Pastor Steven is such a nice man with a lovely family. I'm told he does a really good job there, why have you chosen to come here then? It surprises me, has he thrown you out or is there something about his teachings that you disagree with? You can't be a homer with all those kids surely?

That Church certainly seems to be expanding, last time I heard they only held services on Sundays with a Bible class on Wednesdays. Give the Pastor my regards when you speak to him next.

YIC

Noah

I'll bet he left when they asked him to contribute to the Organ Fund.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Welcome, James.

Pastor Ed

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young fella, to quite possibly the friendliest forum on Gods internet. You have a good, strong, pure sounding name with a nice ring to it.

[James T S.]

Re: Introduction into this Heavenly forum.

Welcome to God's favourite forum James TS

I know the Heritage Baptist Church at Norwood, Pastor Steven is such a nice man with a lovely family. I'm told he does a really good job there, why have you chosen to come here then? It surprises me, has he thrown you out or is there something about his teachings that you disagree with? You can't be a homer with all those kids surely?

That Church certainly seems to be expanding, last time I heard they only held services on Sundays with a Bible class on Wednesdays. Give the Pastor my regards when you speak to him next.

YIC

Noah

There is a lot I disagree with and we are on the hunt fora new church, but until then I am here. We live about 6 miles from it and as for the other studies, they are technically small groups or get together where we just talk about the LORD.