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  • Samuel Everett
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    • Apr 2012
    • 4

    #1

    A little about my relationship with Christ...

    There comes a time when each man needs a light to guide him, a candle in the darkness. My candle was a whore, burning in the fire of her whoredoms. As we are taught in Leviticus 21:9, the LORD almighty decrees that those temptresses who debase themselves with whoring ways are bound for the fire.

    I think you know why! Leviticus 19:29, Jeremiah 3:9: those vile Jezebels aim to corrupt the righteous and pollute the entire land with their wickedness. When the time of judgment comes (Rev 17:16), it will be the whore who is made to pay the price of nakedness and devoured flesh, that she will be consumed in the inferno as decreed by almighty God.

    I had a lot of time to reflect on this during my time in the penitentiary. For you see - I am ashamed to admit this, but it is true! - there was a time when I felt guilt and remorse over those deeds which I had been accused of, for which the law of Man had sentenced me to imprisonment! Yes, I allowed the vile lies and false testimony of my so-called victims to eat away at me, as though I had done something wrong!!

    It was in this moment of tribulation that the LORD JESUS spoke to me! He told me that the feelings of guilt weighing me down were a ruse of Satan, trying to lead me astray from HIS Godly path! I had thought that my hands were stained with the blood of my sins, but all along they had been washed in the Blood of the Lamb!

    I had not violated God's law! Is it not written in Deuteronomy 22:28-29 that the price of a woman's flower is measured in silver, like any other property? If you broke a vase in a shop, would you owe the shopkeeper more than its asking price?? Of course not! In Judges 5:30, does not the LORD make it perfectly clear that women are to be spoils? Was not Jephthah righteous in offering up his daughter in sacrifice to the LORD?

    The LORD took such a burden off my shoulders then! And afterwards, he sent me visions every night, of those spewers of false testimony burning in the righteous flames of His anger! Oh, how they comforted me, watching those sinners burn!

    The only man I love is the LORD Jesus. And through him, I have been reborn! Praise Him, and may his blessings go out to you all!

    Prayerfully Yours,

    Sammy
  • Noah Sole
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2012
    • 865

    #2
    Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

    Welcome to God's favourite forum Sam and thanks for the blessings,

    What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?

    The verse inspiring me today is:

    Numbers 14:33
    And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.

    What penitentiary were you in and how long were you there contemplating God and being sodomised in the showers?

    All the best
    Genesis 7:5
    And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


    John 8:32
    And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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    • Dr Laurence Niles
      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
       
      • Jan 2012
      • 9063

      #3
      Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

      But you violated the secular law and we are admonished in the Bible (KJV1611) to keep it.

      Do you see now?

      Yours in Christ.
      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

        Welcome to God's favorite forum, friend. How many times were you raped in the showers? And what church do you attend now?

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • WWJDnow
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2009
          • 6313

          #5
          Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

          Originally posted by Samuel Everett View Post
          As we are taught in Leviticus 21:9, the LORD almighty decrees that those temptresses who debase themselves with whoring ways are bound for the fire. I think you know why! Leviticus 19:29, Jeremiah 3:9: those vile Jezebels aim to corrupt the righteous and pollute the entire land with their wickedness.
          No question about it, whores suck.

          I had a lot of time to reflect on this during my time in the penitentiary.
          We don't get many negroes in these forums, but you're welcome to stick around and share your love of Jesus with us. Just try not to steal anything.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • Samuel Everett
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Apr 2012
            • 4

            #6
            Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

            Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
            Welcome to God's favourite forum Sam and thanks for the blessings,

            What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?

            The verse inspiring me today is:

            Numbers 14:33
            And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.

            What penitentiary were you in and how long were you there contemplating God and being sodomised in the showers?

            All the best
            Not one of us Everett boys ever been made a sissy, never have, never will. Our uncle used to remind us of that all the time, and tan our hides with a switch if he thought we were going queer on him by going to the library or watching cartoons or eating popsicles in front of him, lol! We were brought up right.

            No, I kept it straight while I was in the pen, thanks to my daily prayers, and the LORD going beside me at all times, along with a few buddies of mine from the Aryan Brotherhood. If you can't count on kin and God, who can you count on?


            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            But you violated the secular law and we are admonished in the Bible (KJV1611) to keep it.

            Do you see now?

            Yours in Christ.
            Unfortunately in Obamas America theres no justice for the white Christian man. We are the most oppressed persecuted and discriminated group out there thanks to the Liberal Gestapo Brownshirts and their Muslim master.

            Well in my case my woman got a fit of hysterics (devil possession) and started yelling all sorts of unGodly things about how I needed to stop drinking and what not. Then she started trying to damage my valuable Dale Earnhardt mug by viciously attacking it with her skull. I tried to plead with her to stop, and then she started rolling around in a fit of demonic craziness and trying to assault my person by sticking her stomach under my boot again and again to trip me!

            As you can imagine I had no shot at justice once that woman started with her crocodile tears and False Witness in front of a jury of gullible Liberals.


            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            And what church do you attend now?
            Since I only got out recently ("critical overpopulation conditional early release," lol, more like God's Will ALWAYS trumps Satans deceit) I've been trying to find a good church in my area. I've been going to a Methodist church my parole officer suggested but to be honest they seem a little limp-wristed to me. I dont think you can build a house for the LORD and expect him to come if you dont show proper respect for His Ways and His Book. It would be like inviting Ted Nugent to a vegetarian cook-out.


            Thank you all and God Bless. May He cast down all who reject Him (Acts 3:23).

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824

              #7
              Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

              Hosana! The amazing grace and sweet tendermercies of Christ Jesus are truly something to behold. My heart rejoices that the LORD has seen fit to guide you here, that you may join in Christian fellowship with us, praising Him.

              Romans 8:22-25
              For we know that the whole creation groaneth and travaileth in pain together until now.
              And not only they, but ourselves also, which have the firstfruits of the Spirit, even we ourselves groan within ourselves, waiting for the adoption, to wit, the redemption of our body.
              For we are saved by hope: but hope that is seen is not hope: for what a man seeth, why doth he yet hope for?
              But if we hope for that we see not, then do we with patience wait for it.
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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              • WilliamJenningsBryan
                True Christian™
                 
                • Jan 2007
                • 9384

                #8
                Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                Hosana! The amazing grace and sweet tendermercies of Christ Jesus are truly something to behold. My heart rejoices that the LORD has seen fit to guide you here, that you may join in Christian fellowship with us, praising Him.
                ...
                Amen Brother Jedediah – this sinner's witnessing has indeed brought me to my knees. I am reminded of the scripture "For many are called, but few are chosen." - Matthew 22:14.

                Glory!
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • Noah Sole
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2012
                  • 865

                  #9
                  Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                  Originally posted by Samuel Everett View Post
                  Well in my case my woman got a fit of hysterics (devil possession) and started yelling all sorts of unGodly things about how I needed to stop drinking and what not. Then she started trying to damage my valuable Dale Earnhardt mug by viciously attacking it with her skull. I tried to plead with her to stop, and then she started rolling around in a fit of demonic craziness and trying to assault my person by sticking her stomach under my boot again and again to trip me!
                  I have a Dale Earnhardt mug which is valuable to me as well (he was one of the best drivers ever wasn't he?). I have to say I wouldn't waste it by bashing some woman on the head with it, couldn't you find something less valuable?

                  By the way you still haven't told me what your favourite Bible verse is? The one inspiring me today is:

                  Isaiah 42:6-8
                  King James Version (KJV)

                  6 I the LORD have called thee in righteousness, and will hold thine hand, and will keep thee, and give thee for a covenant of the people, for a light of the Gentiles;

                  7 To open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house.

                  Seems kind of appropriate doesn't it?

                  YIC
                  Genesis 7:5
                  And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                  John 8:32
                  And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                    So... Um...

                    Welcome aboard, Samuel. If you don't mind me asking, er, what exactly, were you convicted of?
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                    • Jedediah
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Fisher of Men
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 6824

                      #11
                      Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      Amen Brother Jedediah – this sinner's witnessing has indeed brought me to my knees. I am reminded of the scripture "For many are called, but few are chosen." - Matthew 22:14.

                      Glory!

                      Indeed. I am hoping he will choose to share more of his brave testimony with us, so that I can share it with my family during after-dinner devotionals this evening.
                      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                      • Samuel Everett
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 4

                        #12
                        Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                        Originally posted by Noah Sole View Post
                        I have a Dale Earnhardt mug which is valuable to me as well (he was one of the best drivers ever wasn't he?). I have to say I wouldn't waste it by bashing some woman on the head with it, couldn't you find something less valuable?

                        By the way you still haven't told me what your favourite Bible verse is? The one inspiring me today is:

                        Isaiah 42:6-8
                        King James Version (KJV)

                        6 I the LORD have called thee in righteousness, and will hold thine hand, and will keep thee, and give thee for a covenant of the people, for a light of the Gentiles;

                        7 To open the blind eyes, to bring out the prisoners from the prison, and them that sit in darkness out of the prison house.

                        Seems kind of appropriate doesn't it?

                        YIC
                        I feel my soul a-rising at those beautiful words. Thank you for reminding me of that verse. I feel free as a bird, ankle bracelet or no.

                        Mr. Earnhardt was an incredible driver, yes, and I dare to say, something more than that, too. He was a personal hero of mine. I truly believe that there was not a time he got out on that track that Jesus wasn't right there beside him, one hand on the wheel, and one hand on his back.

                        On that fateful final lap, I know Jesus was there with Dale, and I feel sure he said to him then, "My son, it's time. I'm calling you home. I brought you here to inspire all the righteous people of this great country, and you have. But now you're running a new race, in the Heaven Superspeedway."

                        And with that, the Lord Jesus smiled, a single tear rolled down His cheek, and He jerked Dale's wheel hard right. Before that night was through, Dale went riding the #3 straight through the Pearly Gates, and onto an endless stretch of golden asphalt, in a place with no need for pit lanes and no more restrictor plates.

                        Sorry, I'm getting a little choked up here.

                        My favorite Bible verse, and the one that kept me warm on my cold nights, was Leviticus 21:9. Knowing that Almighty God's justice shall be visited upon those workers of iniquity fills me with a powerful comfort. Lately, I've been awestruck by the wisdom of Lord Jesus in Mark 7:24-30, as he showed how to put certain people in their proper place with a kindly heart and a loving backhand.


                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        So... Um...

                        Welcome aboard, Samuel. If you don't mind me asking, er, what exactly, were you convicted of?
                        I understand your curiosity, but I believe the most important thing is to put those days behind me. I don't dwell on the accusations of men, or women, as may be. "Battery" is just a word, not THE Word. My greatest mistake has been unrighteous remorse, and thanks to the grace of the LORD, I'm scrubbing my conscience clean. HE was sent to wash away our sins, and so He has. I'm a new man now, and the Holy Spirit has renewed me.


                        Have a Blessed day, everyone. Your warm words are an inspiration. I can tell the LORD is with you all.

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                        • Faith_Machine
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                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                          So, um... Was sexual battery among the crimes you were charged with? Are you on that infernal Megan's Law Web site? I would be so upset if they put my picture on there with all those Catholic priests and Mexicans!
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                          • Roberta
                            Anti La Leche League Organizer
                            True Christian™
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 1817

                            #14
                            Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                            Originally posted by Samuel Everett View Post
                            Mr. Earnhardt was an incredible driver, yes, and I dare to say, something more than that, too. He was a personal hero of mine.
                            Rumor has it that Junior's a little "light on his feet".
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                            Come climb my mountains.

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                            • herbertLovesGod
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                              • Mar 2012
                              • 223

                              #15
                              Re: A little about my relationship with Christ...

                              Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                              Rumor has it that Junior's a little "light on his feet".
                              Do race drivers carry around spare tires like that? I thought all homo's went to the gym?

                              Servant Herbert.

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