salutations from Europe

[awetails]

Dear fellow baptists,
You can call me Otto Jahoda but I prefer just awetails
I came to this Forum to stregthen my faith and I would like to start by saying how i came to Jesus. That is really simple story, I visit the same church as my mother is. I have been driven to Christ from my childhood, and I must say that all my friends from childhood are visiting tha same church. Before you say anything I am admitting that I didnt read the king James bible 1611 but I did read NBK and the translation of bible into my language from 1613.
Now, I am also man of science, so I may ask you to prove things a lot. Before you send for eternal damnation for that I will say that our Saviour prooved his existence to me many times even thou I didnt ask him to. So yes I am into science and I do it in His name and I thonk that if he wouldnt like, he would have smitten me already.
I hope that I came to the right place.

[Noah Sole]

Re: salutations from Europe

Dear fellow baptists,
You can call me Otto Jahoda but I prefer just Otto
I came to this Forum to stregthen my faith and I would like to start by saying how i came to Jesus. That is really simple story, I visit the same church as my mother is. I have been driven to Christ from my childhood, and I must say that all my friends from childhood are visiting tha same church. Before you say anything I am admitting that I didnt read the king James bible 1611 but I did read NBK and the translation of bible into my language from 1613.
Now, I am also man of science, so I may ask you to prove things a lot. Before you send for eternal damnation for that I will say that our Saviour prooved his existence to me many times even thou I didnt ask him to. So yes I am into science and I do it in His name and I thonk that if he wouldnt like, he would have smitten me already.
I hope that I came to the right place.

Welcome to God's favourite forum Otto Jahoda - a forrin name are you a forrinner?

What is your favourite Bible verse, what inspires you?

The verse inspiring me today is:

Numbers 14:33
And your children shall wander in the wilderness forty years, and bear your whoredoms, until your carcases be wasted in the wilderness.

How did our Lord prove his existence to you? I am intrigued....if it is true you are very lucky

All the best

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: salutations from Europe

Dear fellow baptists,

You're not a Baptist. And Baptist is a proper noun. Capitalize it.

You can call me Otto Jahoda but I prefer just awetails
I came to this Forum to stregthen my faith

No, you didn't. You came to this forum to whine because we don't want our children watching your "My Little Furry: Friendship with Benefits" cartoon porn show.

Now, I am also man of science,

No, you're a yiffing teenage furry.

so I may ask you to prove things a lot. Before you send for eternal damnation for that I will say that our Saviour prooved his existence to me many times even thou I didnt ask him to. So yes I am into science and I do it in His name and I thonk that if he wouldnt like, he would have smitten me already.

Why would He do that? Did He smite Hitler before he slaughtered millions? Did He smite Stalin? How about Castro?

No? Then why would you receive such special treatment?

[WWJDnow]

Re: salutations from Europe

Welcome, awetails!

Before you say anything I am admitting that I didnt read the king James bible 1611 but I did read NBK and the translation of bible into my language from 1613.

I suppose that's better than nothing, but, if you really love Jesus, you'll want to read the Bible in the original English.

Now, I am also man of science, so I may ask you to prove things a lot.

That's not a problem at all. Many of the professors in the Creation Science department at Landover Baptist University will be happy to show you the scientific proof that the Bible is the inviolate and living Word of God.

[awetails]

Re: salutations from Europe

You're not a Baptist. And Baptist is a proper noun. Capitalize it.

Yeah I can do that for you, even thou grammar does not ask for it
About me not being a baptist. Of course and just because YOU say so, it is true.

No, you didn't. You came to this forum to whine because we don't want our children watching your "My Little Furry: Friendship with Benefits" cartoon porn show.

I bet you have this opinion because I disagree with you in that thread. yeah tell me about jumping to conclusions.
BTW My Little Furry: Friendship with Benefits? definitely a great show, havent seen it but I am sure you love it. and there is porn in there. better more for you.

No, you're a yiffing teenage furry.

Yeah and you insult me because, ahh I know, because I disagree with you in another topic. You are a fool.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: salutations from Europe

Yeah and you insult me because, ahh I know, because I disagree with you in another topic. You are a fool.

No, I insult you because you are a yiffing teenage furry, as you have already shown us in the "My Little Porny" thread.

So why don't you quit pretending to be a "baptist" and be honest?

Why are you here?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: salutations from Europe

Furries are jap-loving perverts. You can no more be a Christian and a furry than you could be joo nazi.

So tell me, why exactly are you here? Did satan send you?

[Catherine Moore]

Re: salutations from Europe

Yeah and you insult me because, ahh I know, because I disagree with you in another topic. You are a fool.

And you, my friend, are not a Baptist.

Matthew 5:22

But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.

One of the Pastors at Landover has written an excellent guide to commandments in the New Testament.

(And one sinner has written a poem "Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity." - Ecclesiastes 1:2 )

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Dear fellow baptists,
You can call me Otto Jahoda but I prefer just awetails
I came to this Forum to stregthen my faith and I would like to start by saying how i came to Jesus. That is really simple story, I visit the same church as my mother is. I have been driven to Christ from my childhood, and I must say that all my friends from childhood are visiting tha same church. Before you say anything I am admitting that I didnt read the king James bible 1611 but I did read NBK and the translation of bible into my language from 1613.
Now, I am also man of science, so I may ask you to prove things a lot. Before you send for eternal damnation for that I will say that our Saviour prooved his existence to me many times even thou I didnt ask him to. So yes I am into science and I do it in His name and I thonk that if he wouldnt like, he would have smitten me already.
I hope that I came to the right place.

When are you going to get to the part where you tell us about the money you have inherited and ask for our bank details?

YIC

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: salutations from Europe

When are you going to get to the part where you tell us about the money you have inherited and ask for our bank details?

YIC

I think he's going to ask if we'd be willing to put on that Rainbow Dash costume he's got in the closet and go about on all fours while sniffing a bottle of "poppers".

[James Hutchins]

Re: salutations from Europe

Welcome friend, mind if I call you Joe? Swell!

Joe, I have to tell you, your tales are woe-some. What is wrong with Gods simple explanations of fact regarding everything? What is your anal fascination with 'theories'?
I am sure you spend every rainy day out in a field, holding a long metallic pole, just daring God to strike you down. Don't you realize He has high expectations for you and suspects (as we all do) that you will open up to Him and let Him wash you in His thick love.

[herbertLovesGod]

Re: salutations from Europe

Dear fellow baptists,
You can call me Otto Jahoda but I prefer just awetails
I came to this Forum to stregthen my faith and I would like to start by saying how i came to Jesus. That is really simple story, I visit the same church as my mother is. I have been driven to Christ from my childhood, and I must say that all my friends from childhood are visiting tha same church. Before you say anything I am admitting that I didnt read the king James bible 1611 but I did read NBK and the translation of bible into my language from 1613.
Now, I am also man of science, so I may ask you to prove things a lot. Before you send for eternal damnation for that I will say that our Saviour prooved his existence to me many times even thou I didnt ask him to. So yes I am into science and I do it in His name and I thonk that if he wouldnt like, he would have smitten me already.
I hope that I came to the right place.

Welcome to the forums auto, if treated fairly and openly, you'll find the participants here very warm and welcoming. I hate to admit it, but I know very little of scientology, maybe you can tell me a bit more of what made you want to become a scientist and I can share my love in Christ with you?

I love to sink my teeth into a hearty debate, I have the upmost faith in our Lord's biography © 1611 and the creation sciences so I think you and I are going to have a blast disagreeing with each other!

Glad to Meet you auto, ask for proof, and I will provide a passage!
Servant Herbert.