One seeking for salvation

[HelpSeekingFinn]

Once more my most humble apologies for posting another message before introducing myself, sorry.

I am a truly worst case cenario to all You good people: I am a pagan, never been baptized, married (sort of) with couple of children, my mother is born Russian and so real commie, father shot himself when I was a child (probably ashamed of his life with my mother) . I have read one version of Bible (lutheran) and several others like koran, satanic bible (couple of versions) and few other similar books.

I have been in a church just few times in my life, perhaps it is fortunate because local churches ar all lutherans.

As I told in previous post my favourite verse at the moment is Matthew 7:7-7:10:

7 Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: 8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. 9 Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone? 10 Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?

[Noah Sole]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Welcome to God's favourite forum - your introduction although not in the proper format is still better than most,

God has drawn you to us for a reason and we can help you - I think.

Are you saying your father shot himself because your mother was a commie?

And what does married (sort of) mean?

All the best

[HelpSeekingFinn]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Welcome to God's favourite forum - your introduction although not in the proper format is still better than most,

God has drawn you to us for a reason and we can help you - I think.

Are you saying your father shot himself because your mother was a commie?

And what does married (sort of) mean?

All the best

Well I do not see any other reason for him to do that? Isn´t therere a reson enough?

Married (sort of) means the civil wedding. My wife had a child before our marriage and I just took the responsibility

(Sorry for some delays with answering, I have to prepare a meal for my wife, she is coming back from work soon)

[Noah Sole]

Re: One seeking for salvation

(Sorry for some delays with answering, I have to prepare a meal for my wife, she is coming back from work soon)

We have more work to do than I thought. It is very commendable that you have sent your wife out to work but you should not be preparing a meal, as the Bible tells us:

1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man;

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

(Sorry for some delays with answering, I have to prepare a meal for my wife, she is coming back from work soon)

What kind of man you? You're cooking for you? Do you know what that means?

For shame

YIC

[WWJDnow]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Once more my most humble apologies for posting another message before introducing myself, sorry.

Jesus said that he will forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. You are forgiven.

I am a truly worst case cenario to all You good people: I am a pagan, never been baptized, married (sort of) with couple of children, my mother is born Russian and so real commie, father shot himself when I was a child (probably ashamed of his life with my mother).

If you're not a homo, you're not our worst case scenario.

I have to prepare a meal for my wife, she is coming back from work soon

OK, I can see that this is going to be a challenge.

Welcome to our forums, HelpSeeking. Trust in Jesus and the good people of the Landover Baptist Church and we'll get your life and dysfunctional marriage straightened out.

[HelpSeekingFinn]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Jesus said that he will forgive our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. You are forgiven.

If you're not a homo, you're not our worst case scenario.

OK, I can see that this is going to be a challenge.

Welcome to our forums, HelpSeeking. Trust in Jesus and the good people of the Landover Baptist Church and we'll get your life and dysfunctional marriage straightened out.

Well I'm defenetely not a homo, I have beaten living **** out of few of those

I do not know how the situation became like this... First I just made a surprise snack for her... then a meal... next thing I know I'm in the kitchen all the time and do not know how to get out.

[Noah Sole]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Well I'm defenetely not a homo, I have beaten living **** out of few of those

I do not know how the situation became like this... First I just made a surprise snack for her... then a meal... next thing I know I'm in the kitchen all the time and do not know how to get out.

Sounds like you're a bit of a homer yourself if you allow your wife to treat you like that.

I'm glad to see you haven't truly lost your finnish heritage and that you have beaten up a few homers. As you put it in your first post 'In fact finns have been one of the most violent and intolerant people in the world and continue to be the same'.

YIC

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Well I'm defenetely not a homo, I have beaten living **** out of few of those

I do not know how the situation became like this... First I just made a surprise snack for her... then a meal... next thing I know I'm in the kitchen all the time and do not know how to get out.

This is all a part of the vast homosexual conspiracy. First they tell you to "treat your wife to a surprise dinner" and before you know it your wife is out shopping for a strap-on. I've seen it a hundred times and it always ends the same.

[James Hutchins]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Well I'm defenetely not a homo, I have beaten living **** out of few of those

I do not know how the situation became like this... First I just made a surprise snack for her... then a meal... next thing I know I'm in the kitchen all the time and do not know how to get out.

Friend, beating the lifeless babies out of another mans genitalia is not what God wants. God wants you to stone them.
If you are in the kitchen, you need to have a Pastor check and confirm you really are a man.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: One seeking for salvation

I do not know how the situation became like this... First I just made a surprise snack for her... then a meal... next thing I know I'm in the kitchen all the time and do not know how to get out.

Wow, you are pathetic. There's a word for limp-wristed eskimos like you: pussywhipped.

Jesus obviously called you here to make a decent Christian Man out of you. My advice is to stay out of the kitchen (I haven't set foot in mine in years), and when 6pm rolls around and no hot dinner on the table, give her the back of your hand.

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[HelpSeekingFinn]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Pastor Ezekiel: Thank You for these kind words. I know my place.
You and Alphonse Alban are those persons who made me seek for the truth.

I will keep quiet and seek the Answers from this forum and continue reading the Bible.

[James Hutchins]

Re: One seeking for salvation

Pastor Ezekiel: Thank You for these kind words. I know my place.
You and Alphonse Alban are those persons who made me seek for the truth.

I will keep quiet and seek the Answers from this forum and continue reading the Bible.

Gratitude. Well sorry for offering you a Christian hand.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: One seeking for salvation

What kind of woman wants to be cooked for? I don't understand that. I would feel embarrassed if someone else had to do my wifely duties. Does she expect someone else to carry your children, too? Or maybe she is a lesbian and is pretending to be the man?

[Thinks Design]

It is okay to make a meal for a woman if you love her.

That's what Christianity is all about: love, charity and happiness.

ThinksDesign