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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #16
    Re: One seeking for salvation

    Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
    It is okay to make a meal for a woman if you love her.

    That's what Christianity is all about: love, charity and happiness.

    ThinksDesign
    And I suppose it makes you "happy" to see a man flitting around the kitchen whipping up a creme brulee wearing some frilly apron and lisping his words.

    You false Christian liberals really disgust me.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #17
      Re: One seeking for salvation

      Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
      It is okay to make a meal for a woman if you love her.
      Is it okay to do the cooking and cleaning and being pregnant for her too?



      Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
      That's what Christianity is all about: love, charity and happiness.

      ThinksDesign
      Um, no. It's about being saved from eternal damnation, a fate for which we are all destined naturally. Because of His supernatural mercy, the LORD will spare us this experience if only we confess our sins and believe in His Son, Jesus Christ.

      That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      Romans 10:9
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Thinks Design
        Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
        • Mar 2012
        • 366

        #18
        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        What kind of woman wants to be cooked for? I don't understand that. I would feel embarrassed if someone else had to do my wifely duties. Does she expect someone else to carry your children, too? Or maybe she is a lesbian and is pretending to be the man?
        I would be happy if a man cooked for me: does that make me a lesbian?

        ThinksDesign
        I whore for Satan

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: One seeking for salvation

          Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
          I would be happy if a man cooked for me: does that make me a lesbian?

          ThinksDesign
          No, it makes you a castrating feminazi pervert!

          Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
          1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
          1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • herbertLovesGod
            Guest
            • Mar 2012
            • 223

            #20
            Re: One seeking for salvation

            Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
            It is okay to make a meal for a woman if you love her.

            That's what Christianity is all about: love, charity and happiness.

            ThinksDesign
            A very nice sentiment for a fluffy bunny heathen greeting card, but simply not based in truth. If you have any passages that say "Man shall eviscerate his power as head of the family and make a meal for his life long attendant" please post them.

            Christianity is about the Bible and God's Word. Christianity is about truth and Christianity is about justice. Don't be a revisionist and rewrite the bible TatasDesign.

            Servant Herbert

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            • herbertLovesGod
              Guest
              • Mar 2012
              • 223

              #21
              Re: One seeking for salvation

              Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
              I would be happy if a man cooked for me: does that make me a lesbian?

              ThinksDesign
              I think you would be happy if a man took even the slightest interest in you let alone cook you a meal.

              Servant Herbert.

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              • Thinks Design
                Unsaved trash false psuedo Christian
                • Mar 2012
                • 366

                #22
                Re: One seeking for salvation

                For your information more than one person has asked me to marry them in the past.

                Deal with it.

                ThinksDesign
                I whore for Satan

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: One seeking for salvation

                  Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                  For your information more than one person has asked me to marry them in the past.

                  Deal with it.

                  ThinksDesign
                  That does not matter, same sex marriage is abomination according to God. I personally could care less. Though I do think you need to be very worried what God is thinking.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • HelpSeekingFinn
                    Unsaved trash, pathetic eskimo
                    Under Investigation
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 8

                    #24
                    Re: One seeking for salvation

                    OK, i did the right thing. Yesterday my wife came home and asked why the meal is not ready. I tried to tell that it is HER duty to make the meal and keep the house decent.
                    1 Corinthians 11:3
                    "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man"


                    For some reason se insisted that i have been brainwashed "by a cult" .
                    I tried to tell that following the only right Bible is not a cult and she should adopt the right way also...

                    Result was, that she poked me with her forefinger to my forehead asking if i am still sane and i snapped that finger... Now she is staying with her mother with a broken finger and a shiner.

                    I feel free. Now i have time to study the Bible and this forum
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • HelpSeekingFinn
                      Unsaved trash, pathetic eskimo
                      Under Investigation
                      • Apr 2012
                      • 8

                      #25
                      Re: One seeking for salvation

                      Originally posted by HelpSeekingFinn View Post
                      OK, i did the right thing. Yesterday my wife came home and asked why the meal is not ready. I tried to tell that it is HER duty to make the meal and keep the house decent.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3
                      "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man"


                      For some reason se insisted that i have been brainwashed "by a cult" .
                      I tried to tell that following the only right Bible is not a cult and she should adopt the right way also...

                      Result was, that she poked me with her forefinger to my forehead asking if i am still sane and i snapped that finger... Now she is staying with her mother with a broken finger and a shiner.

                      I feel free. Now i have time to study the Bible and this forum
                      Frieds In Christ: What should I do next?

                      I have plenty of time and lots of unnecessary earthly property. I just need a flat to live in and decent copy of KJB at the moment. I do not need anymore my two summer cottages (or houses, those are very well equipped), Or one single-room flat wich i have for investment purposes only. Is there anyway I can help the Landover Baptist Church with these? I can sell them immidiately.
                      I would like to save the house in Porvoo for LBC use though. The town of Porvoo is famous of many "Miss Finlands" and it is very well known of its entertainment during summer. So there is plenty of work for True Christians and I would be happy to provide a haven for LBC's use.
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #26
                        Re: One seeking for salvation

                        How long does it usually take your squaw to prepare your blubber for dinner?

                        Have either of you ever even been inside a proper White Church?
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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