I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

[Kenny Bell]

Dear Members of Landover Baptist Church.

In my raising and bringing up, I was taught the christian faith. I have accepted christ into my life and know I have been saved.

But I do have some questions, as does anyone who is in faith, as even the disciples had. Well not to make this too lengthy, I shall get to the point.

Being brought up in a somewhat wealthy family, I have travelled across the world, but never came across any farther reaches, or edges of the world. If it impossible to reach these locations, or is it possible to visit them, because it would be quite a site to see.

Thank you for your time and consideration, I hope to hear from you soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

This is the INTRODUCTIONS section of the forum, not the "ask random questions" section.

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

Dear Members of Landover Baptist Church.

In my raising and bringing up, I was taught the christian faith. I have accepted christ into my life and know I have been saved.

Strange. I see that your SHIFT key works, yet you do not capitalize the name of your Savior.

I think you're not being honest with us. No Christian would fail to capitalize "Christ", but capitalize "I".

Care to try again, Spanky?

[Kenny Bell]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

My questions still remain, and I apologize for my inability to capitalize and spell correctly. I'm not trying to disrespect you, So please don't disrespect me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

My questions still remain, and I apologize for my inability to capitalize and spell correctly. I'm not trying to disrespect you, So please don't disrespect me.

And my admonition still remains. Don't be rude. Introduce yourself or piss off.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

My questions still remain, and I apologize for my inability to capitalize and spell correctly. I'm not trying to disrespect you, So please don't disrespect me.

No, troll, you're disrespecting Jesus Himself!

So, try again, with an honest introduction this time. Or, as the genteel Gentile Pastor Ezekiel has so graciously and eloquently expressed it, "Piss off".

[Kenny Bell]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

I'm not here to troll, or I would have done so already I am just introducing myself for who I am, It was a legitimate introduction, I don't wish to go into detail on who I am, as it would be lanky and pointless, I was not directed to a forum or topic in which to ask questions. Further assistance would be helpful.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

I do believe I see the Banhammer of Damocles hanging over your head, Spanky.

[Kenny Bell]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

I don't know if you listen to or appreciate music, but I figured I'd share a song, Hopefully over time you'll come to appreciate my accompany.

I attend Celebration Church in Stevens Point. and my favorite bibles verse would have to be 1st Corinthians 13:4-13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNherjVp_eE&feature=related

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

I'm not here to troll, or I would have done so already I am just introducing myself for who I am, It was a legitimate introduction, I don't wish to go into detail on who I am, as it would be lanky and pointless, I was not directed to a forum or topic in which to ask questions. Further assistance would be helpful.

The only thing pointless here is your continued presence, pal. We are gathered here to Praise Jesus, not answer your "gotcha" questions.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

I don't know if you listen to or appreciate music, but I figured I'd share a song, Hopefully over time you'll come to appreciate my accompany.

I attend Celebration Church in Stevens Point. and my favorite bibles verse would have to be 1st Corinthians 13:4-13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNher...eature=related

Christian rock is a blasphemy.

[Kenny Bell]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

Christian rock is a blasphemy.

I will sing unto the Lord as long as I live: I will sing praise to my God while I have my being.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

Hey, Bellboy, let's get with the program. More intro, less music and whining.

[bevo_with_hair]

Re: I was told to ask this on here instead, Hoping to get answers

Perhaps answering his question will make him realize that he cannot "logic" his way around His word, or Maps. Refer to the following and you will see clearly that there are not any corners (I am sure you already know this).