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  • Deaner
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by StanAndMeForever View Post
    Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.

    I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...
    So you believe that Jesus saved you from hell (which I would imagine was a fairly important decision in your life) but you got that from a book that you feel has lost all meaning? Are you retarded?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanIsMyCoPilot View Post
    The only time I'll pick up a Bible is when I run out of toilet paper.
    No underage queers allowed. Enjoy hell nancy.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
    The first lie was nothing more than a joke, dear.

    I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...


    However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.
    Wanna bet, Fido?

    This is a Christian forum, and not your local queer bar where anything goes. You have exactly ZERO rights here. Make trouble and you'll be tossed out like yesterday's trash.

    Do you really think we've never had a couple of teenaged fags come waltzing into our Godly forum spouting off about how much they love satan or how wrong they think we are for following the Word of God literally? Do you really think your act is original? Did you imagine that we'd all flee in terror of your acne-laced tirade?

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    That's just fantastic. You know Jesus is happy WHENEVER you pick up a bible.

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  • SatanIsMyCoPilot
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    The only time I'll pick up a Bible is when I run out of toilet paper.

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  • JennyD
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Oh, goody. Another Internet troll, here to "blow our minds" by showing us what the Bible says!

    We're the only church (of which we're aware, anyway) that follows the ENTIRE Bible. Maybe YOU should read God's Word before flapping your gums in our direction and trying to tell US what God says.

    Thanks for stopping by.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanIsMyCoPilot View Post
    Tell me, Miss Mary, do you believe that women are worth less than men, and are to live a life of servitude and stay out of "manly" affairs?
    Obviously you have no familiarity with the Bible. God made me who and what I am, and I accept His infinite wisdom.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
    Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.
    So you don't choose to apply the MOST IMPORTANT PASSAGES FROM THE BIBLE to your life? That makes a lot of sense.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
    However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.
    The government can't take that away from you. However, we aren't required to give you a soapbox to persecute us from.

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  • SatanIsMyCoPilot
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Tell me, Miss Mary, do you believe that women are worth less than men, and are to live a life of servitude and stay out of "manly" affairs?

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  • ForGodsSake
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?
    I do not think they are here for that. I smell a heathen burning coming. GLORY.

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  • StanAndMeForever
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?
    The first lie was nothing more than a joke, dear.

    I do admit that I believe Jesus sacrificed himself to save us...


    However, I do not believe in all the hate you spread, and I just feel that I need to vocalize my opinion, as I'm given the freedom to do so, and nothing will take that away from me.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
    and maybe I can even invite my boyfriend here, if you all don't mind.
    Originally posted by SatanAndMeForever View Post
    1) I'm not actually homosexual. I'm as straight as a line.
    Not that you had any credibility with that name you've chosen, but now you're an admitted liar as well. Tell me, is there any point to you being here if you're not interested in hearing the Good News of the temporary sacrifice of our Lord, Jesus Christ?

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  • StanAndMeForever
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    1) I'm not actually homosexual. I'm as straight as a line.

    2) Those are the most overquoted passages from the Bible of all time, they've basically lost all meaning.

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    Re: Hello, everyone!

    Your problem isn't with us, it's with God.

    Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
    they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
    1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.
    Isaiah 3:9 The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.
    Romans 1:26 For this cause
    God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
    1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving
    the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenant breakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
    1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
    1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
    6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.
    1 Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
    1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine

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