So my journey starts

[DivineWrathOfGOD]

First and foremost I would like to mention that I don't speak english. This is the reason why I make so many mistakes, forgive me.
secondly I would like to express my gratitude for allowing me to enter this shrine for TRUE believers.
so, I guess I can start my intro, right?
ok, my name is John. I originate from a country that does not even exist. I will, therefore, not type the name. I am ashamed to live here and I don't think I'm able to move... Ihave been watching these forums for quite some time and I must say that I adore each and every one of you! We truly are magnificent people.
In my country there are no churches. They live as disgusting pigs in their own filth and they share their disgracefull methods with eachother. FOR SHAME!
I have seen the divine light in the darkest period in my life. It is too the most shamefull part of my life... A mysterious man appeared one day and explained to me that what I was doing was wrong. I immediatly understood what he meant. I sinned and dragged others down with me, because I WAS gay. I had forsaken the light. But it was this divine miracle that has opened my eyes. I still thank God every day for this blessing that I have received. It is for this reason that I have made it my goal to obliberate all fags!! I'm still a bit unfamiliar with this environment, so I hope this community will accept me.

[Levi Jones]

Re: So my journey starts

Hallelujah, that you have seen the beginning of God's will. Have you read your Bible yet?

Do you have a favorite verse that touches you?

[DivineWrathOfGOD]

Re: So my journey starts

Well, in my 'country' I have read a bible and pondered over every word, but there was still much I didn't understand at that point... So I've come to seek guidance But , three was 1 thing I remembered...
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
With this I know there is still hope!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: So my journey starts

First and foremost I would like to mention that I don't speak english. This is the reason why I make so many mistakes, forgive me.
secondly I would like to express my gratitude for allowing me to enter this shrine for TRUE believers.
so, I guess I can start my intro, right?
ok, my name is John. I originate from a country that does not even exist. I will, therefore, not type the name. I am ashamed to live here and I don't think I'm able to move... Ihave been watching these forums for quite some time and I must say that I adore each and every one of you! We truly are magnificent people.
In my country there are no churches. They live as disgusting pigs in their own filth and they share their disgracefull methods with eachother. FOR SHAME!
I have seen the divine light in the darkest period in my life. It is too the most shamefull part of my life... A mysterious man appeared one day and explained to me that what I was doing was wrong. I immediatly understood what he meant. I sinned and dragged others down with me, because I WAS gay. I had forsaken the light. But it was this divine miracle that has opened my eyes. I still thank God every day for this blessing that I have received. It is for this reason that I have made it my goal to obliberate all fags!! I'm still a bit unfamiliar with this environment, so I hope this community will accept me.

Welcome friend!

I'd just like to make a couple of points. First, if you haven't completed an Ex-Gay program, you're still a fag. Just because you haven't had anal sex this week doesn't mean you're cured.

Second, just tell us where you're from. I'm guessing it's some made-up craphole in Europe, right? Just get it off your chest and move on.

Third, I need to hear more about this mysterious man. God used to do that sort of thing with angels, but it's been years since that's happened. Please, I need to hear the details!

[Levi Jones]

Re: So my journey starts

Well, in my 'country' I have read a bible and pondered over every word, but there was still much I didn't understand at that point... So I've come to seek guidance But , three was 1 thing I remembered...
1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
With this I know there is still hope!

That is so true. It's nice to see someone who can rightly point out homosexuality in the New Testament as well as the Old.

Are you familiar with the King James Bible? It's very much preferred here. You see, male prostitutes is rendered incorrectly in that translation.

In the most wonderful King James it reads as effeminate, meaning not manly enough.

9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


And fags are called "abusers of themselves with man." Doesn't that have a nice ring to it?

[DivineWrathOfGOD]

Re: So my journey starts

It's the craptastic sh!thole... Belgium....
On another matter, that man... He was not like the rest. I was sitting in a bar with a cocktail in my filthy paws as the man sat next to me. As soon as he sat everything went silent. It was as if time itself was warped. my head throbbed, as I felt the burden of my sins (I think). He said only: "repent, for what you are doing is making God weep" (I couldn't translate any better...). AS soon as the man parted I ftried to follow him outside, but he had disappeared. I left the bar and as soon as I approached my car I vomited. I vomited and I cried. I begged God to punish me for my sins! I left my parents, my sister and all other thins that reminded me of my previous lifestyle.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome young man! I am so happy you discovered the reality of Gods Love(c). Has He seen fit to allow your wife to excrete any sons?

[DivineWrathOfGOD]

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AH! so that is that real bible I have been hearing of! I've seen alot of stuff reffering to the King James Bible, but I've never seen nor read one. Please, do tell me what I can do!I am at Jezus's feet and you are His instrument. Please, teach me

[DivineWrathOfGOD]

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Ah, my wife...
see, the thing is, she doesn't believe in God! I have beaten her into submission, telling her this is the way of God. But as hard as Itry, she won't listen! She goes to her parents making me look all bad and telling them I'm crazy! I don't understand this country... nor do I understand these people...
But I have had the chances to impregnate my wife, but to no avail does she seem to get pregnant... That's something I don't understand! I've asked her to show me her 'period blood' (is that how you say it?) but she won't. Time and time again have I asked and forced her to, but nothing works... Could she be hiding something? I mean, I'm her husband in Jezus's name!! how could she lie to me? What should I do?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: So my journey starts

It's the craptastic sh!thole... Belgium....
On another matter, that man... He was not like the rest. I was sitting in a bar with a cocktail in my filthy paws as the man sat next to me. As soon as he sat everything went silent. It was as if time itself was warped. my head throbbed, as I felt the burden of my sins (I think). He said only: "repent, for what you are doing is making God weep" (I couldn't translate any better...). AS soon as the man parted I ftried to follow him outside, but he had disappeared. I left the bar and as soon as I approached my car I vomited. I vomited and I cried. I begged God to punish me for my sins! I left my parents, my sister and all other thins that reminded me of my previous lifestyle.

Glory! Sounds like an angel to me!

Congratulations on being so lucky to be Touched by an Angel!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: So my journey starts

AH! so that is that real bible I have been hearing of! I've seen alot of stuff reffering to the King James Bible, but I've never seen nor read one. Please, do tell me what I can do!I am at Jezus's feet and you are His instrument. Please, teach me

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[ExGay Alex]

Re: So my journey starts

I smell a troll.

[Noah Sole]

Re: So my journey starts

I smell a troll.

Me too

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: So my journey starts

Friend, I'm so glad that you are willing to admit that Belgium doesn't exist.

(Note: The site has been recently updated with NEW information about the Belgium conspiracy.)

The first step toward Salvation is recognizing that there is a problem with your concept of reality.

Do you require that someone be sent to rescue you from your citizen pod?

I hope the JesOS system can trace your precise location so you can be rescued and brought into the real world!