X
Collapse
 
  • Page of 1
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
Previous template Next
  • #1

    Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!

    Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda

    How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!

    As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.

    Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
    Tags: None
  • #2
    Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!

    Originally posted by ParishionerPaul View Post
    Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda

    How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!

    As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.

    Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
    Welcome, young lady! What Godly miracle led you here?

    Comment

    • #3
      Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!

      Originally posted by ParishionerPaul View Post
      Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda

      How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!

      As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.

      Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. What part of America are you from, friend?

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

      Comment

      • #4
        Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!

        Originally posted by ParishionerPaul View Post

        As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
        Welcome Paul to God's favourite forum

        I'm afraid your answer above is inadequate. We all love the ENTIRE Bible (notice the capitalisation) - it is God's Word after all. How can you say searching the Bible for a verse which especially inspires you is an arduous and weary task? It is a pleasure to read the Bible and is never a weary or arduous task for a True Christian™.

        You will have to try harder than that so - what is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?

        The one inspiring me today is:

        Psalm 46:8
        Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.

        YIC
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.

        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

        sigpic

        Comment

        • #5
          Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters!

          Originally posted by ParishionerPaul View Post
          Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord!
          Greetings!

          I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda
          At least it's not a woman. Still, a church that would do that is no church of Jesus Christ. You need to find a Bible-believing baptist church pronto.

          As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
          I hear you, but, just between us, the Bible does start dragging a little in the middle of Leviticus, don't you think? Too many rules and too little smiting for my taste. But I'm sure God had a reason for writing it that way. And He made up for it with some damned fine massacres in Numbers.

          Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
          That's why the Bible says we should not suffer a woman to teach, but to be quiet.
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

          Comment

          Previous template Next
          Working...
          X