Praise Jesus!

[Brother John Paul]

Hello, My name Is Brother John Paul, I am a Godly Creationist who belives EVERYTHING the good KJV Bible tells me. I am also a "Demon Caster-outer" The reason I use the word "Caster-outer" Is because the word "Exorcist" Is found nowhere In the Bible! It was made up by them dumb old cat-licks to look "Fancy" but they were not fooling me! God bless everyone! Exept the unsaved!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise Jesus!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Who's brother are you? And why are you named after a roman pope?

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[Brother John Paul]

Re: Praise Jesus!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Who's brother are you? And why are you named after a roman pope?

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

To answer all of your wonder full Godly questions: I, like all of us here, am a brother In Christ! Also to I was not named after the pope, I was named after John the Baptist! My last name just happens to be Paul. The church I go to Is North Highland Baptist church up here In Alaska where I live with my wife. I came to find Jesus after a long night of drinking the devils beverage at the Ungodly age of 19, I walked by a Godly Baptist church and suddenly I was sobered by the sounds of angels singing coming from the church, As I went Inside I saw the Godly pastor on his knees praying to god and weeping for all the lost sinners who were heading straight to the devils hole. I realised at that moment, that I was one of those sinners going to Hell! So I repented and gave my life to the Lord!

Execuse my poor grammer and/or spelling ability, Im new to all this fancy Computer technology, But praise God that he's blessed us with the ability to let us make such wonderfull machines! Praise God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Praise Jesus!

To answer all of your wonder full Godly questions: I, like all of us here, am a brother In Christ! Also to I was not named after the pope, I was named after John the Baptist! My last name just happens to be Paul. The church I go to Is North Highland Baptist church up here In Alaska where I live with my wife. I came to find Jesus after a long night of drinking the devils beverage at the Ungodly age of 19, I walked by a Godly Baptist church and suddenly I was sobered by the sounds of angels singing coming from the church, As I went Inside I saw the Godly pastor on his knees praying to god and weeping for all the lost sinners who were heading straight to the devils hole. I realised at that moment, that I was one of those sinners going to Hell! So I repented and gave my life to the Lord!

Execuse my poor grammer and/or spelling ability, Im new to all this fancy Computer technology, But praise God that he's blessed us with the ability to let us make such wonderfull machines! Praise God!

Your pastor sounds like a queer.

Are you SBC? Because we left those blasphemers long ago.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Praise Jesus!

Hello, My name Is Brother John Paul, I am a Godly Creationist who belives EVERYTHING the good KJV Bible tells me. I am also a "Demon Caster-outer" The reason I use the word "Caster-outer" Is because the word "Exorcist" Is found nowhere In the Bible! It was made up by them dumb old cat-licks to look "Fancy" but they were not fooling me! God bless everyone! Exept the unsaved!

Welcome to God's favourite forum
Friend I hate to disappoint you but the term 'caster-outer' is not in the Bible either, neither is the term 'demon'. How many 'demons' have you exorcised then (whatever they are)? Are you any good at it?

And what's your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you? The one inspiring me today is:
Job 5:2
For wrath killeth the foolish man, and enuy slayeth the silly one.

All the best

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Praise Jesus!

You don't look like a dirty blubber eating Eskimo or Thor: you claim you come from the Tumdra but you look normal.

What are you hiding from us?

YIC

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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John Paul, the other posters are trying to be polite, thus the beating around the bush. I'll be blunt, are you a she-male? Alaska is literally crawling with an infestation of she-males, so now is the time to come clean with us.

[passness]

Re: Praise Jesus!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Praise Jesus!

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

Welcome to God's favourite forum passness

Why are you here? Why don't you introduce yourself properly.

What's your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you? The one inspiring me today is:

Job 5:2
For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

YIC