[Professor Bessemer]

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Mr. Mouse,
Thank you for your responses. I am sorry to hear that the Lord has smitten your intestines and made you incontinent. I myself have a colostomy bag due to my elective rectumectomy. You see, when I was a raging homosexual, the innumerable gigantic penises I eagerly allowed into me nearly destroyed my anus and colon. During my cure, I elected to have the offending orifice closed instead of repaired based on the following verses.

Matthew 18:8-10
Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

And as you offered, please do tell me more about your own disgusting homosexual depravities. Do not leave out anything, the Lord will know if you are not being forthcoming. As for your mental infirmities, simple prayer should be enough, if you truly believe.

Matthew 19:25-26
When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?

But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.

Zephaniah 3:17
The Lord thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I live away from a lot of people. So I don't ride/am not really allowed on the bus. But I've heard it's kinda..scary. Where could I get a copy of that book? It looks.. a bit dated, like I wouldn't find it in any local libraries...not that I have a library card. Maybe it's avaliable for purchase or download somewhere?

Go HERE.

Where it says "location" enter your ZIP code (if you're in the US) or your city, state/province, and country.

It will show you libraries that have this book available.

It's available in Portland, Oregon, and also in Pretoria AND Scottsville, South Africa. And a grand total of 99 libraries worldwide.

[YAVmouse]

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I live away from a lot of people. So I don't ride/am not really allowed on the bus. But I've heard it's kinda..scary. Where could I get a copy of that book? It looks.. a bit dated, like I wouldn't find it in any local libraries...not that I have a library card. Maybe it's avaliable for purchase or download somewhere?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Prof. Bessemer. I'll try to keep this short. I can of course give more info if you want. As far as perversions go? Being gay and furry are about it. Pain doesn't excite me, images of vore and gore scare me, foot fetishes, sissyplay, whatever else there is.. doesn't really interest me. The diaper thing is a bit weird.
Medically, I am incontinent, but I hate it. I've grown very very weary of diapers. Matter of fact I've grown very weary of this broken and useless body. (I believe I mentioned in an earlier post I was born three months early. I elaborate now that I weighed less than a pound, was declared retarded, then had part of my intestines removed due to a blockage. It messed up my body through a b-12 deficiency, incontinence, and poor eyesight.. plus a bunch of respiratory problems.)

Oh my. I seem to have hit the post button and I wasn't done. Is there an edit button for messages, or not? I can't seem to find it. Anyway, carrying on. My parents? My Mom was just your usual Mother..loving..caring.. etc. But.. she did marry my Dad.. a former marine who loved almost every type of drug and alchohol you can name. He quieted down in his later years, but he's still fond of the drink. He doesn't get drunk or anything though. Also how do I, err..stop all these things?

In response to fagswillburn and Mrs. Lizalor, I fortunately can read, although I have a somewhat odd and tedious way of typing in addition to my poor spelling skills. Forgive me. I do sometimes use a speech to text program, although it's not a very often occurence.

Son, you are one depraved wad of retard. Do you lick bus windows with that big grotesque tongue of yours too?

Try and follow this: Unless you beg Jesus to wash you clean of sin with His cleansing blood, you are going to spend eternity being ass raped by satan with his huge barbed tallywhacker while being dipped in scalding satanic spunk down in hell. Is that what you want?

I don't think so.

Start Praying now son. In addition to the Holy Bible, you might want to read this book too.

[YAVmouse]

Prof. Bessemer. I'll try to keep this short. I can of course give more info if you want. As far as perversions go? Being gay and furry are about it. Pain doesn't excite me, images of vore and gore scare me, foot fetishes, sissyplay, whatever else there is.. doesn't really interest me. The diaper thing is a bit weird.
Medically, I am incontinent, but I hate it. I've grown very very weary of diapers. Matter of fact I've grown very weary of this broken and useless body. (I believe I mentioned in an earlier post I was born three months early. I elaborate now that I weighed less than a pound, was declared retarded, then had part of my intestines removed due to a blockage. It messed up my body through a b-12 deficiency, incontinence, and poor eyesight.. plus a bunch of respiratory problems.)

Oh my. I seem to have hit the post button and I wasn't done. Is there an edit button for messages, or not? I can't seem to find it. Anyway, carrying on. My parents? My Mom was just your usual Mother..loving..caring.. etc. But.. she did marry my Dad.. a former marine who loved almost every type of drug and alchohol you can name. He quieted down in his later years, but he's still fond of the drink. He doesn't get drunk or anything though. Also how do I, err..stop all these things?

In response to fagswillburn and Mrs. Lizalor, I fortunately can read, although I have a somewhat odd and tedious way of typing in addition to my poor spelling skills. Forgive me. I do sometimes use a speech to text program, although it's not a very often occurence.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

Jesus can cure the retard in you, son. Just Pray hard and tithe harder! Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

Friend, God can still care about you if you are stupid. All that matters is that you will follow Him. He makes it so easy even you can do it.
Don't feel bad. God pretty much hates everyone. The path to Salvation is not letting the obstacles He puts in your path stop you from your doing His bidding.God can walk on water, with practice, you can run through walls.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

Friend, no matter how worthless and pathetic you are, Jesus will accept you if you become perfect. I used to be a pretty typical sinner myself, committing ritual fornication on sacred geometry, sacrificing homemade rum and chickens to the Baron Samedhi, playing at hippy music festivals, having my palm read and sometimes reading the palms of others in order to manipulate them out of the hand of Jesus. There was literally no end to my depravity, until Pastor Ezekiel's prison ministry told me the Good News(c): that everyone who disagrees with him will burn in Hell for all eternity. Then all there was left to do was make a few phone calls and release me back into the community to experience New Life through Christ Jesus! Hallelujia!

[Professor Bessemer]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

Brother Portway is right friend, all you need to due is give your soul to Jesus, stop being a gay furry, stop being bipolar, stop having multiple personalities, and start reading the KJV1611 Bible on a daily basis. Start with Genesis and read it all the way through. I know you can do it!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

Friend, no one is too pathetic for Jesus. You've already made the first step, admitting that you are worthless. All unsaved people are worthless scum in the eyes of God. There are all disgusting wretches that make the Lord want to puke His perfect guts out!

But once you're Saved©, you are perfect in His eyes and He loves you. All of the True Christians™ here are perfect sin-free beings. And you can be one too! Praise!

[YAVmouse]

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If I'm stupid, doesn't that mean I'm just wasting God and everyone's time by being here and am already damned? It seems God has a lot of reasons to (rightfully)dislike me. I'm sorry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am on a few (perscribed) drugs. For Migraines/allergies/depression/pain. But.. oddly? Thinking of bacon does make me happy....I do enjoy Bacon. Now i wish I had bacon.. anyway, back to the matter at hand. There's Duo and Joel, Cody..and myself. Me being the..err.. original..first..whatever you wanna call it. That makes four of us.

So what you're saying is that you're a retard.


God hates the retards, and cripples of all kind. It says so in the Holy Bible!

For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

[Redeemed Papist]

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Why do insane people with demons in their heads think this is their blog?

[Professor Bessemer]

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Mr. Mouse,
Your situation troubles me. The Lord has for some reason placed many stumbling blocks in your path to salvation, and I cannot help but wonder why. You see, when someone angers God, He, in His infinite wisdom and mercy, often punishes the offspring of the person or persons that offended him. You have barely mentioned your parents. Are they unsaved heathens? Have they ever blasphemed the Holy Spirit? Did they ever grow more than one kind of grape in their vineyard?

The Lord is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation.
Numbers14:18

Also, and I almost hesitate to ask this, but I feel I must. You mentioned that you were a disgusting sodomite bestialist in your original post. Are there any other filthy perversions you indulge in that you have not mentioned? For example, are you sexually aroused by pain? Or are you an adult who enjoys wearing diapers? We need to know just how sick and twisted you have allowed yourself to become before we can lead you into the healing love of Jesus.

And do not worry about shocking us. I myself used to lead a life of abominable homosexual depravity. I cannot even begin to count the number of erections I eagerly impaled myself upon. My anus craved constant, violent pounding. I also indulged in a fetish for exotic bowel movements, that I often enhanced by delaying them for days while intoxicated on various hallucinogenic compounds.

Remember, we are here to help you. Lay your burden upon us, purge yourself of your secret shame so that the Lord can then fill you with His sweet, merciful love. Glory!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Is OP possessed or just dyslexic?

Hello Mr Swillburn - I don't think I've responded to one of your posts before so I hope you don't think I'm forward. OP thinks he has a dissociative disorder (also known as "showing off") and so dyslexia (not any sort of illness, just Latin for "can't read") is almost certain. In either case the Pastors will be able to confirm demon possession if you contact them.

That is quite a stylish hat you are wearing.

Oh yes, since he can't read I suppose he's using a voice-to-text application of some sort. Perhaps something has got into the microphone - that would affect the spelling a bit wouldn't it?

..ML