HELLo - I Think I am Clever Though You Will Find That is Not True

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HELLo

I think the real question is why are you talking like an atheist scientist. if you loved god so much then why would you use words clearly made to confuse those in his ever shining light.

“Do not severely criticize an older man. To the contrary, entreat him as a father, younger men as brothers, older women as mothers, younger women as sisters with all chasteness.” (1 Timothy 5:1, 2)

You probably would use such talk with your mother.

I'll pray for you.

Goodness! Your skill with the computer has improved dramatically.

Praise the Lord!

Now, if you could just remember to capitalize God, we might be inclined to believe you're a Christian.

[Darlene Johnson]

Re: HELLo

What is going on, here? What kind of introduction is this? Where is the praising of God?

All I see to some geriaphile yip yapping about nothing. What are you doing here? This is a site about saying how much we love God, not some adolescent octogenarian cosplay internet dating site.

I think the real question is why are you talking like an atheist scientist. if you loved god so much then why would you use words clearly made to confuse those in his ever shining light.

“Do not severely criticize an older man. To the contrary, entreat him as a father, younger men as brothers, older women as mothers, younger women as sisters with all chasteness.” (1 Timothy 5:1, 2)

You probably would use such talk with your mother.

I'll pray for you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: HELLo

i have asked my husband which church were going to and he told me that i have a woman's fickle memory. we're moving to freehold, Iowa and were lookin for the truest of the churches, none of these homosexual friendly unitarian devils.

Mrs. Johnson, have you been approved by Landover's Pastors?

Only people thoroughly vetted by the Pastors and the Department of Faith can even visit Freehold. Nobody else even gets past the Pearl-ish Gates.

North Salem, Indiana welcomes all who wish to live here and praise the Lord with us, pending ability to afford a home here.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: HELLo

What is going on, here? What kind of introduction is this? Where is the praising of God?

All I see to some geriaphile yip yapping about nothing. What are you doing here? This is a site about saying how much we love God, not some adolescent octogenarian cosplay internet dating site.

[Darlene Johnson]

Re: HELLo

Darlene, you certainly seem like a fine Christian woman. You remind me of my momma - I'm certain you have some fine Kuntry Cookin recipes to share with us !!

I look forward to seeing you in our Pie and Lunch areas down in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack, Sister.

What is you favorite pie?

dont put too much mind on the food, leads to the passions. of course my favorite pie is amerICAN APPLE PIE NONE OF THIS FOREIGNER RHUBARB PIE OR CURRY PIE OR ANY OF THOSE immigrant supporting pies. if i see any damned illegals when i get to Freeport I'll feed them a COW PIE! L O L that means laugh out loud

[Darlene Johnson]

Re: HELLo

i have asked my husband which church were going to and he told me that i have a woman's fickle memory. we're moving to freehold, Iowa and were lookin for the truest of the churches, none of these homosexual friendly unitarian devils.

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: HELLo

Darlene, you certainly seem like a fine Christian woman. You remind me of my momma - I'm certain you have some fine Kuntry Cookin recipes to share with us !!

I look forward to seeing you in our Pie and Lunch areas down in Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack, Sister.

What is you favorite pie?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: HELLo

Hello Darlene. You remind me of my meemaw, she can't drive anymore after she ran over my dog in my Mom's driveway. Please don't run over dogs if you drive, they never did anything to anybody.


YIC

Mrs. Naomi Portway

[Darlene Johnson]

Re: HELLo

oh i love nothing but a shaft of good old fashioned johnson pork like my moTHER USEDto make, well thats my favorite shoutin' bible verse but... to be honest..

and i will be honest in the face of my fellow patrons.. ive always enjoyed this one since i was young

Ezekiel 18-21 KJV: So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister. Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.


i always flip to it when howard is gone to muse on the word of the lord ever since before i met my husband it keeps me in my place and the symbolism of that god puts in his holy word always surpRISES ME AND I JUST HAVE TO READ IT ONCE A DAY

thank you for the response exhomosexual, my grandson nathan may be a gay because he never played with the base-ball i bought him, is that a sign?

[ExGay Alex]

Re: HELLo

Welcome, Mrs. Johnson. Yes, the interwebs can be a bit confusing.

Maybe you can get our son-in-law to turn off his music if you fry him up some pork rinds.

[Darlene Johnson]

Re: HELLo

oh praise be i found the edit button this I FORGOT TO PUT MY FAVORITE VERSE WHICH IS

COPY AND PASTING ONE MOMENT

23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

I LIKE THIS BECAUSE WHEN I READ IT TO MY CHIILDREN I had the holy spirit guide me to extend gods will of not calling bald folk bald to making noise after nightfall. i also yell it to the hispanics who try to yell spanish speak at me with their little children milling about. my husband has the exact church we're moving to I get A LITTle confused some times with this aol.

[Darlene Johnson]

oh lord, i apologize folks i am not used to the internet like my grandson and it made the title have some big letters in a pattern im not too fond of, i'm not sure how to fix it neither my husband harOLD IS NOW JOINING THIS CONGREGATION AS WELL AND WE ARE A GOOD CHRISTAIN FAMILY EXCEPT FOR THE NEGRO SON IN LAW WHO I DONT LET INTO MY HOUSE ITS NOT ABOUT RACISM ITS ABOUT RESPECT AND THAT MUSIC HIS PEOPLE LISTEN TO WHILE IM TRYIng to sleep

in any care in gods humble mercy i greet you brothers and sisters in christ, i hope you are all into some gospel music because thats what im bringin this sunday!!!!!111 l ol