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So she doesn't cut herself again?Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Or worse,
share her poetry!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Dear God please no!!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Or worse,
share her poetry!
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Friend, I want to agree with you, I really do. However, you came here on your own, using 'Free Will'. You came here because you know something is missing from your life. You can almost hear the whispering in your ears. You came here to fill a void in your soul. God can fill that void. He can give you the rigid loving you so desperately need and want. Let Him make you feel all warm and squishy. I'l pray you kneel to Him and take in all of His Love.Originally posted by Jamie the Harlot View Post
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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When will young people learn that poetry is never the answer?2. I write poetry, stories, and songs.
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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I'd like to hear her reasons why anyone should respect her opinion, however idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible it may be. I'll then counter that the law states that I must respect her right to hold an opinion different from mine, but that same law allows me the freedom (and my own moral code gives me the duty) to call her opinion idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible as necessary.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Oh, come on, it couldn't be any worse than what we've seen recently. I mean, thanks to Tammy's "offering to the Lawd", I now keep a spill-proof bucket beside my desk....Or worse,
share her poetry!
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Friend, you are here as our guest. Please refrain from insulting dear sweet Sister Tammi, or any True Christians(tm) for that matter. When she sees this, she is going to be crushed.Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostI'd like to hear her reasons why anyone should respect her opinion, however idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible it may be. I'll then counter that the law states that I must respect her right to hold an opinion different from mine, but that same law allows me the freedom (and my own moral code gives me the duty) to call her opinion idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible as necessary.
Oh, come on, it couldn't be any worse than what we've seen recently. I mean, thanks to Tammy's "offering to the Lawd", I now keep a spill-proof bucket beside my desk.Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostI'd like to hear her reasons why anyone should respect her opinion, however idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible it may be. I'll then counter that the law states that I must respect her right to hold an opinion different from mine, but that same law allows me the freedom (and my own moral code gives me the duty) to call her opinion idiotic, unjustified, immature, egotistic, and/or morally reprehensible as necessary.
Oh, come on, it couldn't be any worse than what we've seen recently. I mean, thanks to Tammy's "offering to the Lawd", I now keep a spill-proof bucket beside my desk.
You're mean!
And I bet you couldn't write a better poem than me, especially one about
JESUS since you're just a stupid atheist jerk! 
Well, here's a poem just for YOU!
Didymus is heading straight to
HELL
And I Think that is totally swell!
He'll burn all day & he'll burn all night,
And I'll just laugh at his pitiful plight
GOD will laugh and JESUS will too
As the Devil makes Didymus eat some poo!
Tammi
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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Awful poetry contest between you and the OP? Gauntlet is thrown...Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View PostYou're mean!...
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This is so amazing to me that you wrote that so quickly!Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
Didymus is heading straight toHELL
And I Think that is totally swell!
He'll burn all day & he'll burn all night,
And I'll just laugh at his pitiful plight
GOD will laugh and JESUS will too
As the Devil makes Didymus eat some poo!
It's just lovely, Tammi!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Oh dear God no!
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Thanks!Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
That stupid Didymus just made me sooooooooooo mad that I thinkJESUS helped me write that cuz it just popped into my head! 
Tammi
Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to? Reverend Jim Osborne can help!
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He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4
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It certainly was inspired!Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View PostThanks!
That stupid Didymus just made me sooooooooooo mad that I thinkJESUS helped me write that cuz it just popped into my head!
Tammi
And if this doesn't help him see the path to Hell he's on, nothing will.
Poor, poor Didymus.
Fortunately for us, Tammi, we won't have to feel bad about him when his time comes. We'll be far too busy praising the Holy Baby Jesus for ever and ever!Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.Originally posted by Jamie the Harlot View Post
Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.
Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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First of all, you people don't seem to respect my beliefs. You put me down because I am believe in wiccan, satanism, buddhism, etc. You don't like me cause I don't like you all believe. You've shown me that you don't respect my opinions about things at all. Like if I said for example, that My Chemical Romance saves lives, you wouldn't believe me. You would put my opinion down, and think that you're so right. So why should I respect your opinion if you're not gonna respect mine? ;(Comment
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