New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Man, stuff came at me quick. haha my name is Alucard because of a movie way back in i believe the 50's or so, called Son of Dracula. Had to watch it in a film studies class back in high school, and it ended up being a cult classic, no pun intended. The reasoning for multiple wives, back in early Church history, when we were being forced out of states, husbands were killed, leaving women alone to raise their kids. To allow the widows to accompany them west, they would "marry" them, to allow them to legally take care of the extra family.

Wow, that's some great revisionism there, Sparky.

Care to try again? Like, say, Mormons being forced out of Eastern states BECAUSE of polygamy?

[aconnors]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Man, stuff came at me quick. haha my name is Alucard because of a movie way back in i believe the 50's or so, called Son of Dracula. Had to watch it in a film studies class back in high school, and it ended up being a cult classic, no pun intended. The reasoning for multiple wives, back in early Church history, when we were being forced out of states, husbands were killed, leaving women alone to raise their kids. To allow the widows to accompany them west, they would "marry" them, to allow them to legally take care of the extra family.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Alucard?

Dracula?

Who knew?

Never seen that one before.



Nope, never heard the word.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Dracula_%281943_film%29

Hungarian Count Alucard (Lon Chaney Jr.), a mysterious stranger, arrives in the U.S. invited by Katherine Caldwell (Louise Allbritton), one of the daughters of New Orleans plantation owner Colonel Caldwell (George Irving). Shortly after his arrival, the Colonel dies of apparent heart failure and leaves his wealth to his two daughters, with Claire receiving all the money and Katherine his estate "Dark Oaks." Katherine, a woman with a taste for the morbid, has been secretly dating Alucard and eventually marries him, shunning her long-time boyfriend Frank Stanley. Frank confronts the couple and tries to shoot Alucard but the bullets pass through the Count's body and hit Katherine, seemingly killing her.


A shocked Frank runs off to Dr. Brewster, who visits Dark Oaks and is welcomed by Alucard and a living Katherine. The couple instruct him that henceforth they will be devoting their days to scientific research and only welcome visitors at night. Frank goes on to the police and confesses to the murder of Katherine. Brewster tries to convince the Sheriff that he saw Katherine alive and that she would be away all day, but the Sheriff insists on searching Dark Oaks. He finds Katherine's dead body and has her transferred to the morgue.


Meanwhile, Hungarian Professor Lazlo arrives at Brewster's house. Brewster has noticed that Alucard is Dracula spelled backwards and Lazlo suspects vampirism.

It's so clever and original!

So, what does the Mormon cult say about murdering other people and drinking their blood?

[Levi Jones]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Alucard?

Dracula?

Who knew?

I hear the LSD's are big into vampires now that Stephanie Meyers made them sparkly Mormons.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Alucard?

Dracula?

Who knew?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Please elaborate on how you think it's a cult. Thanks

A guy down my road has been visited by an angel called 'Retardi'. Apparently some gypsies have left some golden tablets at their caravan site and my neighbor has dug them up and they are a further revelation from God.

Some of my other neighbors have joined his new 'serious' religion of Retardom and the 'even later day saints'. Do you want his contact details?

YIC

Jack

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

no not at all! Just was curious.


Also, I don't believe Him to be a novelty. I was saying I joined this forum for a bit of the novelty, reading some of the posts are amusing. The arguments can give me a small chuckle.

Okay Chuckles, which "Him" are we talking about? The Bood-brothers-with-Satan Jesus, or the Only Begotten Son of God, part of the Holy Trinity, Jesus?

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Please elaborate on how you think it's a cult. Thanks

Is it true that in a situation where one of your cult/denomination/sect/coven, has several wives, one of them is actually called "the head wife"? If so, explain in detail why this is so and remember this is a family forum.

[aconnors]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Touchy subject, junior?

no not at all! Just was curious.


Also, I don't believe Him to be a novelty. I was saying I joined this forum for a bit of the novelty, reading some of the posts are amusing. The arguments can give me a small chuckle.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Please elaborate on how you think it's a cult. Thanks

Touchy subject, junior?

[aconnors]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Thanks for today's laugh friend.

Tell me, what is it about that magic underwear wearing cult that appeals to you?

Please elaborate on how you think it's a cult. Thanks

[James Hutchins]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

Welcome friend. Tell me, how is Your Savior, Jesus Christ, a 'Novelty'? Do you honestly think God is no different than a popsicle stick?

[John Creeser]

Re: New to this forum. I am a Moroon and Think God is a Novelty.

I'm a 21 year old Mormon, that's accepted Christ.

Thanks for today's laugh friend.

Tell me, what is it about that magic underwear wearing cult that appeals to you?

[aconnors]

Welp, I've just read a little and thought I'd join. If anything I guess for the opinions, and maybe a tad for the novelty. I'm a 21 year old Mormon, that's accepted Christ. Read the Bible probably four times a week. My favorite scripture is Philippians 4:13. "I can do all things through Christ which strengthenth me" Nice to meet you all!