[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A Proper Introduction

You can ban me but you can never ban the velocitruth.

Request granted.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

You can ban me but you can never ban the velocitruth.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A Proper Introduction

I look forward to seeing you accept Jesus Christ (the one that's God inhabiting human, not dinosaur, flesh) as your personal savior or seeing you banned from this forum.

I hope it's the former, but the latter wouldn't disturb me too much.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

I guess round one goes to Velociraptology. Thank Velocijesus.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Would you care to cite some scripture which states as much?

If you can show me where in the Bible it says this, I will happily believe and abide by it.

1 Corinthians 2:7-9 But we impart a secret and hidden wisdom of God, which God decreed before the ages for our glory. None of the rulers of this age understood this, for if they had, they would not have crucified the Lord of glory. But, as it is written,”What no eye has seen, nor ear heard, nor the heart of man imagined, what God has prepared for those who love him”

That wisdom clearly was that Jesus Christ was a velociraptor. Clearly.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A Proper Introduction

HA! Says the the man who believes the mighty Son of God wasn't a velociraptor. When you reach the pearly gates, Velocijesus will close the gate with his mighty tail for denying his existence. Have fun with terridacsatan.

Would you care to cite some scripture which states as much?

If you can show me where in the Bible it says this, I will happily believe and abide by it.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

I don't think you even have a congregation. I think you're just some dumb kid on the Internet, fooling around.

Why don't you get your brain out of your hindquarters and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior before He casts you into Hell?

HA! Says the the man who believes the mighty Son of God wasn't a velociraptor. When you reach the pearly gates, Velocijesus will close the gate with his mighty tail for denying his existence. Have fun with terridacsatan.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Please don't allude to me being the Son of God.

I didn't allude to any such thing. I asked if you've ever been out in the hot desert sun without water and shelter. A simple question. A long hike outside Las Vegas would be adequate for that experience.

Yes or no?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A Proper Introduction

When Velocijesus said to turn the other cheek, he didn't mean your butt cheeks.

I don't think you even have a congregation. I think you're just some dumb kid on the Internet, fooling around.

Why don't you get your brain out of your hindquarters and accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior before He casts you into Hell?

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Thank you for trying to protect me, Reverend Rodimer! I get so many come-ons from gay guys on the Internet, I almost don't notice it anymore.

When Velocijesus said to turn the other cheek, he didn't mean your butt cheeks.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Please stop making sexual advances at Brother Faith Machine.

The rainbow in his avatar represents God's promise not to flood the Earth ever again, not some gay thing.

Thank you.

Thank you for trying to protect me, Reverend Rodimer! I get so many come-ons from gay guys on the Internet, I almost don't notice it anymore.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Tell me, friend, have you ever been lost in the desert on a summer's day, with no water and no shelter from the sun?

Please don't allude to me being the Son of God. That's preposterous. A raptor can't use a keyboard.

Also, I've made absolutely no sexual advances. I'm sorry if that disappoints you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Proper Introduction

You sir have a horrid signature. The words "Jesus masturbates forever" are the most pronounced words in that sentence. I'm onto you.

Please stop making sexual advances at Brother Faith Machine.

The rainbow in his avatar represents God's promise not to flood the Earth ever again, not some gay thing.

Thank you.

[Velocitologist]

Re: A Proper Introduction

NO!!!


How many people are in your congregation?

In other words, how many people have you condemned to eternal hellfire with your false teachings?

You sir have a horrid signature. The words "Jesus masturbates forever" are the most pronounced words in that sentence. I'm onto you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: A Proper Introduction

Sir, I'm not saying he is an animal. I'm saying he is a velociraptor! But not just some velociraptor, he is the image of God in velociraptor form. God himself appeared as a burning bush; a velociraptor is quite mighty.

Tell me, friend, have you ever been lost in the desert on a summer's day, with no water and no shelter from the sun?