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  • #1

    Praise the lord!

    Hello brothers and sisters, I sure am lucky that God showed me the path to this forum.

    A little bit about me, I am 17 years old and from godless Sweden.
    My whole family are atheists, I currently don't go to any church
    I started my journey to become a good True Christian™ man in May of 2012.
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  • #2
    Re: Praise the lord!

    Originally posted by Victor View Post
    Hello brothers and sisters, I sure am lucky that God showed me the path to this forum.

    A little bit about me, I am 17 years old and from godless Sweden.
    My whole family are atheists, I currently don't go to any church
    Welcome.
    So, I take it you are here to be Saved whilst bathing in the warm blood of Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior?

    I cannot think of any other reason you would join a True Christian™ Forum.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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    • #3
      Re: Praise the lord!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Welcome.
      So, I take it you are here to be Saved whilst bathing in the warm blood of Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior?

      I cannot think of any other reason you would join a True Christian™ Forum.
      Yes, of course I am.
      I started my journey to become a good True Christian™ man in May of 2012.

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      • #4
        Re: Praise the lord!

        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
        Welcome.
        So, I take it you are here to be Saved whilst bathing in the warm blood of Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior?

        I cannot think of any other reason you would join a True Christian™ Forum.
        And thank you for the welcome
        I started my journey to become a good True Christian™ man in May of 2012.

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        • #5
          Re: Praise the lord!

          Originally posted by Victor View Post
          And thank you for the welcome
          Jesus sure is a swell guy! What do you love best about him and why?

          And a warm Christian welcome, to you!

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • #6
            Re: Praise the lord!

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Jesus sure is a swell guy! What do you love best about him and why?

            And a warm Christian welcome, to you!

            YIC
            Thank you sir.
            I love everything about Jesus
            I started my journey to become a good True Christian™ man in May of 2012.

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            • #7
              Re: Praise the lord!

              Originally posted by Victor View Post
              Thank you sir.
              I love everything about Jesus
              John 15:7*If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

              What would you ask Jesus for?
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #8
                Re: Praise the lord!

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                John 15:7*If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.

                What would you ask Jesus for?
                Most likely to become a True christian™.
                YIC
                I started my journey to become a good True Christian™ man in May of 2012.

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                • #9
                  Re: Praise the lord!

                  Originally posted by Victor View Post
                  Most likely to become a True christian™.
                  YIC
                  Good try

                  But far better to ask Jesus for nothing: but give unto Him everything.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Praise the lord!

                    Originally posted by Victor View Post
                    Hello brothers and sisters, I sure am lucky that God showed me the path to this forum.

                    A little bit about me, I am 17 years old and from godless Sweden.
                    My whole family are atheists, I currently don't go to any church
                    Friend, luck has nothing to do with it. We do not worship Fortuna, Roman goddess of luck, fate and fortune. We do not even tolerate mention of the Roman goddess Mary, the favorite deity of cathlics. We praise the Holy Name of Christ Jesus.

                    Have you read the Holy Bible yet? If you cannot get a copy in your godless country, you can start reading this very day online. We'd love to hear your thoughts as you learn the many great events our LORD has created!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Praise the lord!

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      Have you read the Holy Bible yet? If you cannot get a copy in your godless country, you can start reading this very day online. We'd love to hear your thoughts as you learn the many great events our LORD has created!
                      Amen, Sister!

                      I'd dearly love for him to follow my "Getting to Know God" Bible Study Program(c)!

                      It's so very simple!

                      Step 1: Obtain a Bible, preferably King James.

                      Step 2: Obtain a notebook or notepad.

                      Step 3: Read Genesis 1.

                      Step 4: In your notebook, write down what story you just read and where in the Bible it is. (e.g. Genesis 1: Creation.)

                      Step 5: Write down what the story told you about God. Whom does He love? Whom does He hate? What things please or displease Him?

                      Step 6: Repeat Steps 3-5 for succeeding chapters of the Bible.

                      Just completing the Getting to Know God program for the book of Genesis -- the work of an afternoon -- will paint for you a picture of God like you've never known, friend! You will be on your way to an intimate knowledge of God, who is truly nothing like the omnibenevolent wish-granting genie that many preachers would have you worship!
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Praise the lord!

                        Welcome to God's favorite forum, eskimo boy! I think it's cute the way the missionaries give you savages Christian names.

                        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

                        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

                        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

                        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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