[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

I reject Christ and practice witchcraft. I embrace the homosexual lifestyle. I feel the flames of Hell encroaching upon my soul.

Well, now it all makes sense.

Why didn't you admit this from the first?

We can help you find Jesus, but first you must give up your vain imaginings, and believing that you can discern the Word of God without reading what the Bible plainly says.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

another retarded comment from an inbred cousin marrying wife beating retard.

so you admit you have blind faith in the writings of King James's scribes, instead of using the free will God gave you.

oh the sweet taste of manseed.

Like some poor-test-scoring minority, you admit you have trouble reading and making out letters or numbers, and you can't hem in your own wife or the affairs of your spiritual life. And you come here for help from us, and then suddenly, you profess that you know the Bible well enough to insult us and beat us over the head with it.

That, friend, is a sign of someone who is unsaved degenerate abo trash, which is you to a "t". But keep on doing what you are doing, as the Bible says we are actually blessed by your persecution (2 Timothy 3:12; Matthew 5:11)

Pastor Ed

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

dont worry though satan will make sure there is room for you all in hell.

Wow Bret, as much as I am against the people here at Landover, there really is no excuse for the harsh words you are using. What kind of Christian are you? You are really no better than the people here when you use that kind of language.

And there is no such thing as hell. Jesus died for everyone, we all go to heaven.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

actually you are failing to adress the basics of this debate. And when you reply with retarded comments, I have no choice but assume you are retarded.

If you can not answer the question simply say you can not.

The victory becomes sweeter with every retarded reply I make.

Bret, earlier you threatened me with physical violence and now you're whining like a little girl. Let me tell you something Bret, someday soon, maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, you'll realize that you have made a complete and utter ass of yourself here today. I promise you. I pray that the Lord shows you soon Bret, I really do.

You came here all full of bluster and indignation, but the answer was right in front of you all along. And the True Christians™ here tried to show you how foolish you were being, but would you listen? No, of course not, because your enormous ego blinded you to the Truth, God's Truth.

[Bret Henderson]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

billy bob you obviously have a fascination with anal sex because you talk about it all the time. is is possible you are a closet queer?

[James Hutchins]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

Acutally I have more faith than you. even though i know that the bible is poluted by the minds and deeds of sinful man, I still have faith that the word of god is contained within. So much faith in fact that I will spend the rest of my searching for the truth through the Bible.

Praying for your damned soul through Jesus Christ.

then he states:

I reject Christ and practice witchcraft. I embrace the homosexual lifestyle. I feel the flames of Hell encroaching upon my soul.

Is anyone surprised? Nope. Didn't we thingk this was the Truth from the first post? Yup.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

Originally Posted by Bret Henderson
lol you people are funny. i really like the avatar you gave me. and i dont mind you edited my posts, i forgive you.

billy bob you obviously have a fascination with anal sex because you talk about it all the time. is is possible you are a closet queer?

Bret, are you really doing what Jesus would want right now? You say you forgive but you are doing it mockingly. I think you don't really forgive them at all, but you say you do just to show them up, just to exalt yourself in front of them. Is that what Jesus wanted?

And your language is very offensive. What do you have against homosexuals to use a cruel slur like that?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

lol you people are funny. i really like the avatar you gave me. and i dont mind you edited my posts, i forgive you.

billy bob you obviously have a fascination with anal sex because you talk about it all the time. is is possible you are a closet queer?

If he is a queer, then I am Marilyn Monroe.

So is that it? Now you are just going to make haughty observations about how "funny" we are? You ignore reason, compassion, and those who try to help you with the Word of God?

"They profess that they know God; but in works they deny him, being abominable, and disobedient, and unto every good work reprobate." (Titus 1:16)

Saddened,

Pastor Ed

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

ignoring posts from pastor issac till he stops dodging the question. if you can not provide proof just say so.

Given the all of the questions that you've evaded, how can you possibly expect anyone to take you seriously? Obviously, I don't side with the Landover Baptists, but you're even worse at making your case than they are at making theirs. At least they have some basis for believing what they believe; you seem to make it up as you go along.

[Bret Henderson]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

What do you have against homosexuals to use a cruel slur like that?

you are right it is wrong of me to associate an inbred like that with innocent gays.

If he is a queer, then I am Marilyn Monroe.

please to meet you marilyn.

i got to go now but i need to confess that I am not a Christian. it has been raining here the last 2 days and i have been bored. me and my m8s have been having a contest on who can create the longest troll topic here. looks like i win because they have all been banned, and i have managed 7 pages.

cya's its been fun, careful you dont trip and skin your knee on your way to hell


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It hurts when I pee!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

i got to go now but i need to confess that I am not a Christian. it has been raining here the last 2 days and i have been bored. me and my m8s have been having a contest on who can create the longest troll topic here. looks like i win because they have all been banned, and i have managed 7 pages.

I believe I already pointed that out.

Congratulations. I hope you enjoy Hell.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

you are right it is wrong of me to associate an inbred like that with innocent gays.



please to meet you marilyn.

i got to go now but i need to confess that I am not a Christian. it has been raining here the last 2 days and i have been bored. me and my m8s have been having a contest on who can create the longest troll topic here. looks like i win because they have all been banned, and i have managed 7 pages.

cya's its been fun, careful you dont trip and skin your knee on your way to hell


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It hurts when I pee!

Wow, that is truly pathetic. Why would you put so much effort into pretending to be a Christian on some discussion board?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

Rats. And I had just started a prayer chain for him.

Yet again, Mary is too slow with these snake-in-the-grass deceivers.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

Garsh, you had us all fooled!



Go back and reread the thread and see if ANYONE believed your ridiculous claims.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: False Christian in need of guidance

i got to go now but i need to confess that I am not a Christian.

Well, duh. Who do you think you had fooled, child?

cya's its been fun, careful you dont trip and skin your knee on your way to hell

I always find it amusing when the atheists tell US we're going to Hell.

You're not supposed to believe it's real, remember?

Maybe God is reaching you a tiny bit, after all.

It hurts when I pee!

I'll pray that your STD causes you to be sterile before you seek treatment, so at least you won't reproduce.