[Galois]

Re: Introduction

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(I think the word you're looking for is perianal)

I'm sure you know all about it. =)

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introduction

Sister, I don't even want to think about how you know of such things ..

Sometimes I am obliged to conduct music therapy type sessions in sheltered accommodation for the depraved. Additionally, one of the venues where I work was accidently double-booked with a "swingers" party (I won't name the year or continent in case one of the debauchees reads it and objects to his affliction being broadcast; at least I think it was a him: the trouble with playing piano is that you're pretty well rooted to the spot, unlike guitarists who are able to move around, so although I was treated to an extended (rear) viewing it was - fortunately - not a very well lit one [and I looked it up in my medical dictionary when I got home]).

Do you have a medical dictionary, Rev. M.?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

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(I think the word you're looking for is perianal)

Sister, I don't even want to think about how you know of such things, or who this Perry guy is who gives him the warts each year.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introduction

Well I don't know about that. This "Galois" asked: "So feel free to ask me something if you want me to tell you something about myself' ..not sure how far we've progressed (partly because OP is in my ignore list) but maybe one of the somethings ought to be an anything and from what I've heard in these circles, anything goes.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Introduction

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(I think the word you're looking for is perianal)

They come back every year? That's horrible

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introduction

That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.

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(I think the word you're looking for is perianal)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction

It can't be, I've saved myself for Pastor Ezekiel!

Like I say to all the homers who want to commit sodomy with me: Take a number, grab a magazine and have a seat. You're going to have a long wait. Just because I have a set of rock solid abs, a body that won't quit, and the same blond hair and blue eyes as Jesus, it doesn't mean I'm willing to play hide the pickle with you, pervert.

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.

It can't be, I've saved myself for Pastor Ezekiel!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Introduction

Hey, Pastor Ezekiel, don't feel left out! Those butterflies for RP is nothing compared to the tingling sensation in my anus which appears when I'm thinking of you. I don't normally do sodomy, but with you, it just feels right!

That's probably just the genital warts. You should see a doctor about that.

[Noah Sole]

Re: Introduction

I'm neither a queer, ethnic minority nor retarded but it sounds good that it's never too late to find God!

You're either a queer or a liar boy - either way you are going to Hell:

Leviticus 20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Jeremiah 50:36
A sword is upon the liars; and they shall dote: a sword is upon her mighty men; and they shall be dismayed.

Your only options left are to repent or burn on Satan's flaming pole forever..

All the best

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.

Hey, Pastor Ezekiel, don't feel left out! Those butterflies for RP is nothing compared to the tingling sensation in my anus which appears when I'm thinking of you. I don't normally do sodomy, but with you, it just feels right!

I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.

You won't be able to resist me forever!

Then why does your accent sound French? You didn't think I had such acute hearing did you?

There is no better way to get beautiful women than having a French accent! Why do you think the Krauts scratched the French soldiers bellies?

[Elder Simon Young]

Re: Introduction

As I just said, I'm not French.

Then why does your accent sound French? You didn't think I had such acute hearing did you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Introduction

He's even tried to befriend me. It's sickening that the only motive for these gaysexuals to even be on the interwebs is to get people to let their guard down then attempt anal rape.

I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.

It's a good thing you don't have a colostomy bag, brother. You know these sodomites will rape any sort of fleshy orifice if you let them. They think we evolved from monkeys after all.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.

He's even tried to befriend me. It's sickening that the only motive for these gaysexuals to even be on the interwebs is to get people to let their guard down then attempt anal rape.

I will stand firm against such advances for Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Introduction

Besides, when I think of you during the night, I get butterflies in my stomach!

Sounds like you have a gay crush on RP.