[Galois]

Re: Introduction

What's wrong with you!

Nothing! I have finally found Jesus, our lord and savior and I wish to accept him! Besides, when I think of you during the night, I get butterflies in my stomach!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Introduction

Oh Jedediah, I do! How can I have been so blind! I accept Jesus! Please penetrate me with your holy spirit!

What's wrong with you!

Why are you going out of your way to spew lies and flaunt your Hell bound ways? Why would you want to burn when confronted with the overwhelming evidence of God's conditional love.

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

Won't you set aside all your hatred and ask Jesus into your heart? Your anger is weighing you down. Jesus can lift you up.

Oh Jedediah, I do! How can I have been so blind! I accept Jesus! Please penetrate me with your holy spirit!

[Jedediah]

Re: Introduction

So much anger! So much hate! You unrepentantly continue to wallow in in sin and depredation, and you come to our private Christian forum for no other purpose than to spew your anti-Christian hate speech and persecute Jesus' elect. In doing so, you are digging yourself a hole you will not be able to pull yourself out of unless you ask Jesus to enter you with His penetrating love and fill you with the Holy Spirit. Please understand that we are, in fact, blessed by your persecution.

Matthew 5:10-11
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Friend, we truly want you to repent of your wicked ways and accept Jesus into your heart. We want you to join us in Heaven, but everything you have written here so far only indicates the distance you place between yourself and your Creator. Won't you set aside all your hatred and ask Jesus into your heart? Your anger is weighing you down. Jesus can lift you up.

My family and I will keep you in our prayers.

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

First of all, I'm not French. This is another of your false assumptions. I grew up in Pastor Eds state, Texas.

Of course. Real Americans look nothing at all like the wetbacks. A better comparison would be Mexico and Guatamala or Honduras. You can't tell those people apart by looking at them.

I don't give a shit how you guys look like. A better comparison? You are the one who can't tell two countries apart since you are stuck in an incest village in a country who's soon going to be ruled by China.

Logic, my good man, comes from the word "logos" which is the Greek Word for Jesus as used by the Apostle John in John chapter one (vs 1): "In the beginning was the Word." No one can reason like a True Christian™ except a True Christian™ and your inability to see that is on you, not us.

Your name sir, comes from the English word retarded which is exactly what you are.

We don't assume so. We know so. You assume that people refuse to take sledgehammers to the heads of the helpless just for fun, but they do unless told not to. The Bible tells us "thou shalt not kill" (Exodus 20:13; see also Matthew 19:17) and that is what keeps us in line.

If "thou shalt not kill" is the only reason you don't kill people, then you sir, should be locked up somewhere and be isolated from the rest of the world.

Are ALL French people this rude ? Whilst I was there in the war they seemed friendly enough to the Germans, most just rolled over and let the Krauts scratch their bellies.

As I just said, I'm not French. If you think that someones behavior on the Internet, especially towards you people, reflects an entire population, then you are very wrong. You should probably crawl back under your stone where you came from you unsaved trash!

The only ones I am rude to, are those who deserve it. So far, only you people have deserved it for your calumniation.

I'm not sure I follow, I was under the impression that man-hating lesbos, were that way because the good Lord saw fit to make them barren. Hence Satan stepped up and offered them a lifetime of perverted misery and breath that smells of cod liver. Besides why would a woman-hating pervert do anything for a man-hating pervert? You speak of logic in the same flippant cherry picking manner an evilutionist does.

Sir, are you demented? Why would a lesbian hate a man and why would a gay man hate women? You have obviously not seen the world but rather been listening to lies from your so called "true Christians". You guys are so obsessed with us people hating and killing while this is not the case. We live in peace and harmony.

[Elder Simon Young]

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Once again, I sense lies and lack of logic and understanding amongst your ranks.
You are a bunch of communist rapists and Jesus asks you to kindly f-uck off!

Are ALL French people this rude ? Whilst I was there in the war they seemed friendly enough to the Germans, most just rolled over and let the Krauts scratch their bellies.

This quotation is very ironic since you guys fail in understanding simple physics, or even logic for that matter. Even though you are gay, you can reproduce. A gay man can donate sperm and give it to a fertile gay woman.

I'm not sure I follow, I was under the impression that man-hating lesbos, were that way because the good Lord saw fit to make them barren. Hence Satan stepped up and offered them a lifetime of perverted misery and breath that smells of cod liver. Besides why would a woman-hating pervert do anything for a man-hating pervert? You speak of logic in the same flippant cherry picking manner an evilutionist does.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Logic, dear Pastor Ed, is what you definitely lack, so I cannot take such outrages from your seriously.

Logic, my good man, comes from the word "logos" which is the Greek Word for Jesus as used by the Apostle John in John chapter one (vs 1): "In the beginning was the Word." No one can reason like a True Christian™ except a True Christian™ and your inability to see that is on you, not us.

I have never in my life robbed, killed or hurt anyone and seeing other people doing it, hurts me! I think it is wrong even though I haven't found Jesus.

Well, I don't want to start repeating myself, but as I said, that's a good thing, but if you changed your mind one day, nothing would be in place to stop you from robbing, killing, and sodomizing.

You assume that morality origins from religion, which is not the case.

We don't assume so. We know so. You assume that people refuse to take sledgehammers to the heads of the helpless just for fun, but they do unless told not to. The Bible tells us "thou shalt not kill" (Exodus 20:13; see also Matthew 19:17) and that is what keeps us in line.

Last year, there was a mass murderer in Norway who killed a lot of innocent people in the name of God. I can see that along your ranks, there is a lot of contradiction and immoral behavior.

This I will have to investigate because we mustn't criticize someone for killing in the holy Name of God when doing so is commanded (See Deut. 19:13). Now if this individual killed for his own purposes or for the wrong reasons, then we agree that he is misguided.

I do appreciate helping hands but all you have done is calling me gay/homosexual and claiming that I commit sodomy. You are trying to make yourself look as if you are humble but you are a bunch of non-understanding communist rednecks. It seems like you people are obsessed with homosexuality. You are probably too ashamed to admit what you really are...

That is not all we have done. We have merely administered "tough love" to try and pull you from the flames of Hell. Apparently, that is lost on you.

Just another atheo-tard fit for burning. How sad.

Pastor Ed

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How can you expect me to answer your questions when you time after time make a bunch of false assumptions. You assume that a Muslim immigrant is a terrorist by default. Your claim is so ridiculous that it's obviously no point in replying.

Even your atheist hero Sam Harris knows that Islam causes terrorism:

I am not proposing a mere correlation between extremist Islam and suicidal terrorism. I am claiming that the relationship is causal.

Harris continues:

The first sign of a religious cause comes from what the terrorists say of themselves: al Qaeda and its sympathizers have not been shy about discussing their motives in public. The second indication is what they say when they think no one is listening. As you know, we now have a trove of private communications among jihadists. The fine points of theology are never far from their thoughts and regularly constrain their actions. The 19 hijackers were under surveillance by German police for months before September 11, 2001 (read Perfect Soldiers). Islam was all that these men appeared to care about.

And more:

As you know, Palestinian Christians suffer the same Israeli occupation. How many have blown themselves up on a bus in Tel Aviv? One? Two? Where, for that matter, are the Pakistani, Iraqi, or Egyptian suicide bombers killing for the glory of Christ? These Christian communities are regularly attacked by suicidal jihadists—why don’t they respond with the same sort of violence? This is practically a science experiment: We’ve got the same people, speaking the same language, living in the same places, eating the same food—and one group forms a death cult of aspiring martyrs and the other does not.

You can read more of Sam Harris explaining how Islam causes terrorism here: http://www.samharris.org/blog/item/t...not-to-profile

[Jedediah]

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Laughing at me while I'm burning in hell, is that what you call extending your hand in the manner of true friendship? It's a bit ironic that you mention at which speed I will fall into hell. You have no idea how physics work and you are just making a fool out of yourself. You have no idea what you are talking about. Do you really believe that this place exists?

Friend, hell is very real. We aren't laughing at you now; we are trying to help. But if you manage to get through this life without getting right with Jesus, there will be no room for empathy or regret over your foolish decisions in our hearts. Indeed, all feelings aside from pure joy and exultation will be wiped from our hearts when we get to Heaven. How can you expect us to feel anything other than unbridled giddiness as we watch you flop about on a bed of scorching brimstone like a mexican jumping bean?

Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

It will be too late for you by then. You will be among those whom the LORD has vanquished. And the Scriptures are quite clear that they deserve only mockery and derision.

Proverbs 1:24-27
Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

It doesn't have to be this way, though. You still have time to accept Christ.

Dude, for your information, Sweden and Norway are two different countries. Do you know that Mexico and USA are also two different countries?

Of course. Real Americans look nothing at all like the wetbacks. A better comparison would be Mexico and Guatamala or Honduras. You can't tell those people apart by looking at them.

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

I thought you were a decent person. Obviously I was terribly wrong. I extend my hand in the manner of true Friendship only to have you urinate on it. Nice.

Enjoy hating little baby Jesus. Have fun in Hell. God will smote you and a gruesome manner, giving you time to reflect on your cruelties.
Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Laughing at me while I'm burning in hell, is that what you call extending your hand in the manner of true friendship? It's a bit ironic that you mention at which speed I will fall into hell. You have no idea how physics work and you are just making a fool out of yourself. You have no idea what you are talking about. Do you really believe that this place exists?

Communist?

I'm glad you noticed it. I just wanted to demonstrate how inconsistent you guys are. You just make assumptions as you want so why can't I assume that you are as well? For example, look at Jedediah, he even thinks that Sweden and Norway is the same country. How embarrassing isn't that?!

Maybe is those Swedes had had more faith, the LORD would have visited His wrath on someone else.

Dude, for your information, Sweden and Norway are two different countries. Do you know that Mexico and USA are also two different countries?

[Jedediah]

Re: Introduction

yes, it WOULD be the will of God. Read Matthew 10:29. But it hasn't happened because God protects True Christians™. God made sure I wasn't in Oslo on that fateful day. In fact no one from Landover was there because Jesus protects US.

Indeed. Our God is an awesome God.

Amos 3:6
Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?

Maybe is those Swedes had had more faith, the LORD would have visited His wrath on someone else.

It seems like you people are obsessed with homosexuality. You are probably too ashamed to admit what you really are...

Friend, I haven't been a homosexural for over 13 years now. I stopped being a queer at 2:34 PM on October 16, 1998. You can search these forums and find my personal testimony in several places. Those were truly dark times in my life, but Jesus led me out and made me perfect. He can do the same for you. Wouldn't you like that?

[ExGay Alex]

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...you are a bunch of non-understanding communist rednecks...

Communist?

[ExGay Alex]

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So, hypothetically, if someone would go into your bedroom while you are sleeping and put a bullet through your head, would that be Gods will? It seems like you Christian fundamentalists and the talibans are the only one being so obsessed with punishing others.

yes, it WOULD be the will of God. Read Matthew 10:29. But it hasn't happened because God protects True Christians(tm). God made sure I wasn't in Oslo on that fateful day. In fact no one from Landover was there because Jesus protects US.

[Galois]

Re: Introduction

Friend, please try not to be so hostile. How do you expect us to reach out to you when you keep pushing us away? Take a deep breath, slowly exhale, and let your muscles relax as Jesus enters you with His love.

As it stands now, you are walking on a tightrope with nothing but eternal hellfire waiting below if you should stumble. Won't you accept our helping hands?

I do appreciate helping hands but all you have done is calling me gay/homosexual and claiming that I commit sodomy. You are trying to make yourself look as if you are humble but you are a bunch of non-understanding communist rednecks. It seems like you people are obsessed with homosexuality. You are probably too ashamed to admit what you really are...

[James Hutchins]

Re: Introduction

I thought you were a decent person. Obviously I was terribly wrong. I extend my hand in the manner of true Friendship only to have you urinate on it. Nice.

Enjoy hating little baby Jesus. Have fun in Hell. God will smote you and a gruesome manner, giving you time to reflect on your cruelties.
Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever. .
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.