Hello fellow God Fearers

[Driveler]

My name is Driveler,for all words not spoken by God are complete and utter nonsense.I am not among the lucky few to live within the protected areas of the glorious Landover Baptise Church.I live amongst filthy,pathetic refuse that cannot even begin to understand the word of God.It is from within their wicked,sinful and rather unpleasant smelling midst that I wait for the word of Jesus to announce the next Holy Crusade.Before I knew of this forum,I had no link to others of my beloved commune,but now I hope you shall find it in your hearts to accept me as one of your own.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

Well young man, a cautious and reserved welcome to you. We have so many God-hating fools here every day that only wish to mock us for loving our Savior in Jesus Christ. I pray that you are sincere.

Tell us some more about yourself. Is there a particular filthy sin that made you toss and turn at night until you put the matter in Jesus' hands? When did you first feel His warm love? Which precious verse of Scripture makes your mortal days worth getting out of bed?

In Christ

[Driveler]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

Before I knew the love of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,I had the mark of a snake branded upon my flesh and was content in its sight,yet I did not know of the evil of its countenance or of my own action soon I felt it wreath and crawl sliding within my skin.It is then that I knew I had to accept Jesus into my heart for only he could free me from this vile torment.It is for this reason that I hold especially dear Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make cuttings into your flesh for the dead,nor print any marks upon you:I am you're Lord.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

Before I knew the love of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ,I had the mark of a snake branded upon my flesh and was content in its sight,yet I did not know of the evil of its countenance or of my own action soon I felt it wreath and crawl sliding within my skin.It is then that I knew I had to accept Jesus into my heart for only he could free me from this vile torment.It is for this reason that I hold especially dear Leviticus 19:28 Ye shall not make cuttings into your flesh for the dead,nor print any marks upon you:I am the Lord.

I'm glad the Lord has delivered you from this torment!

Not to mention the torment of an eternity being burned alive in His Lake of Fire.

What manner of church do you attend now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

Please tell us about yourself, Merlin. How old are you? What Church were you raised in? How did you come to find Jesus?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[Driveler]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

I while certainly inform the Pastor if at any moment I feel as though I have rights.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow God Fearers

I while certainly inform the Pastor if at any moment I feel as though I have rights.

Please answer my questions, Merlin.