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[QNancyBoy]

Hello, My name is John.

I am white 26 year old who is getting sick and tired of the liberal media distorting everything and smearing gods name in an meager attempt to gain ratings. I'm tired of people being unable to accept or be happy with the truth so evident to me. That God Is the ruler of all things, and any whome doubt or debate will be cast to hell.

My church is a small baptist called Piney Grove. While I appreciate the Pastors efforts, i'm afraid he lacks the backbone to stand up for God. So i guess that's why I joined this forum.

As far as how i found Jesus.. Jesus was always with mean since i was born and i could always feel him in me, guiding me. I didn't have to find him because i didn't push him away or cast him aside for some wavering whim.


Lastly, thanks for the opportunity to join the site, I think i got two infractions, but it was only because i didn't know the site rules. I did try to read the "Read this before posting" post, but it just says that i'm labeled unsaved until proven otherwise, which I personally can appreciate.

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, young man. What verses of Scripture do you turn to for strength, when in need of the LORD's succor?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hello, My name is John.

I am white 26 year old who is getting sick and tired of the liberal media distorting everything and smearing gods name in an meager attempt to gain ratings. I'm tired of people being unable to accept or be happy with the truth so evident to me. That God Is the ruler of all things, and any whome doubt or debate will be cast to hell.

My church is a small baptist called Piney Grove. While I appreciate the Pastors efforts, i'm afraid he lacks the backbone to stand up for God. So i guess that's why I joined this forum.

As far as how i found Jesus.. Jesus was always with mean since i was born and i could always feel him in me, guiding mUe. I didn't have to find him because i didn't push him away or cast him aside for some wavering whim.


Lastly, thanks for the opportunity to join the site, I think i got two infractions, but it was only because i didn't know the site rules. I did try to read the "Read this before posting" post, but it just says that i'm labeled unsaved until proven otherwise, which I personally can appreciate.

nice to meet you . . is this fun for yoU to read? i understand that you r new, but . . .

Please do God the favor of using proper American English on His Favorite Forum(c). Also, Baptists are not saved from birth. Salvation requires the ability to understand the temporary sacrifice of Jesus.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A Baptist who doesn't capitalize the word "Baptist," huh?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[QNancyBoy]

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Isaiah 40:31

But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

Romans 12:2

And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God


Ephesians 6:10-11

Finally, my brethren, be strong in the Lord, and in the power of his might. Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Hello, My name is John.

I am white 26 year old who is getting sick and tired of the liberal media distorting everything and smearing gods name in an meager attempt to gain ratings. I'm tired of people being unable to accept or be happy with the truth so evident to me. That God Is the ruler of all things, and any whome doubt or debate will be cast to hell.

My church is a small baptist called Piney Grove. While I appreciate the Pastors efforts, i'm afraid he lacks the backbone to stand up for God. So i guess that's why I joined this forum.

As far as how i found Jesus.. Jesus was always with mean since i was born and i could always feel him in me, guiding me. I didn't have to find him because i didn't push him away or cast him aside for some wavering whim.


Lastly, thanks for the opportunity to join the site, I think i got two infractions, but it was only because i didn't know the site rules. I did try to read the "Read this before posting" post, but it just says that i'm labeled unsaved until proven otherwise, which I personally can appreciate.

I am breaking my own rule accepting a friend request from unsaved trash. But Jesus has put it on my heart to give you my testimony and preach the Good News(c) of eternal damnation.

God has a plan for you. It might be to toss you into Hell. Maybe you will come to Heaven and live in your own luxurious mansion in the neighborhood of Christ's elite. It all depends on you, and whether you are predestined to exercise your free will to be an abject follower. See John 3:16-18 and the rest of the Bible for details on what you must do with the free will God gave you to meet the conditions necessary to receive His unconditional love and avoid eternal torture.

Did you know He temporarily suffered and died for you? Now He invites you to avoid the punishment you deserve for being a flawed creation.

What'll it be, friend? Heaven, or Hell?

[QNancyBoy]

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nice to meet you . . is this fun for yoU to read? i understand that you r new, but . . .

Please do God the favor of using proper American English on His Favorite Forum©. Also, Baptists are not saved from birth. Salvation requires the ability to understand the temporary sacrifice of Jesus.

I know this, but i did not have to find him. I was asked how I found Jesus, not how I have been saved by him. I believe in him, and in his sacrifice, and i have been Baptized.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I know this, but i did not have to find him. I was asked how I found Jesus, not how I have been saved by him. I believe in him, and in his sacrifice, and i have been Baptized.

But have you been washed in His blood!? THAT is the question!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I know this, but i did not have to find him. I was asked how I found Jesus, not how I have been saved by him. I believe in him, and in his sacrifice, and i have been Baptized.

Friend, please respect all the True Christians(tm) on this forum, including me. We get all manner of unsaved scum in here, so we are suspicious of newcomers, and rightly so. And please do the Lord the very minor favor of using your shift key a bit more consistently. God is not a fan of slothfulness.

Proverbs 12:24
The hand of the diligent shall bear rule: but the slothful shall be under tribute.

[QNancyBoy]

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I enjoy using my shift key though. I will be more prudent in the future, however.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I enjoy using my shift key though. I will be more prudent in the future, however.

Thank you. Now, tell us about when Jesus first touched you, and where He touched you. Were you in church? Or were you at home? Maybe at school?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I enjoy using my shift key though. I will be more prudent in the future, however.

Try using it to capitalize His Holy Pronouns, and "Baptist".

[QNancyBoy]

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Also, I can't seem to find the edit button on these forums, but i would like to add that isn't it ridiculous to ask if i had been baptized in his blood? Unless you mean wine? I thought it was a sin to drink wine in large quantities as would be required if i were to be baptized with it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Also,I thought it was a sin to drink wine in large quantities as would be required if i were to be baptized with it.

Why would you think you'd need to drink the contents of the baptismal?

What kind of sick Satanic cult were you raised in, son?

And why would you name yourself after a pagan goddess?

[QNancyBoy]

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My Pastor told me to do it, so i did.

As far as my name goes, it's the name he gave me when he explained to me how God touches peoples souls.