[neilestuye]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What kind of foreigner are you?

The NIV is of satan. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

What do you mean by foreigner?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Can you give me a few more in-depth reasons as to why I should just throw the NIV I've been reading for a long time and replace it with the KJV. I mean is it true that they really butchered the word when they were translating it into the NIV? Could you possible link me to a relating thread or discussion?

Thanks

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What kind of foreigner are you?

The NIV is of satan. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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ill be continuing the long intro so sorry for not getting back at the latest post. And no I'm not gay. I'm as straight as can be. Alright you want to know my shenanigans ill explaun. Lastly pls excuse my grammar and spelling as Im working with a 3 inch long keyboard

Maybe you should download a KJV Bible app for your smartphone and spend your time reading God's Word, rather than trying to justify your use of the NIV online.

Then when you get to your computer, you can type in a more sensible manner.

Can you give me a few more in-depth reasons as to why I should just throw the NIV I've been reading for a long time and replace it with the KJV. I mean is it true that they really butchered the word when they were translating it into the NIV? Could you possible link me to a relating thread or discussion?

Thanks

Here's a comparison of multiple verses for you:

http://www.bereancall.org/newsletters/foundations.htm

Here are the first four, of 155:

(1)

(Luke 9:56)

1. (KJV) "For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them. And they went to another village."
   
   (NIV) "and they went to another village."

(2)

(Matt. 18:11)

1. (KJV) "For the Son of man is come to save that which was lost."
   
   (NIV) (whole verse omitted)

(3)

(Matt. 9:13)

1. (KJV) "...I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance."
   
   (NIV) "...I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners."

(4)

(Acts 8:37)

1. (KJV) "And Philip said, If thou believest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered and said, I believe that Jesus Christ is the Son of God."
   
   (NIV) (whole verse omitted)

[neilestuye]

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Can you give me a few more in-depth reasons as to why I should just throw the NIV I've been reading for a long time and replace it with the KJV. I mean is it true that they really butchered the word when they were translating it into the NIV? Could you possible link me to a relating thread or discussion?

Thanks

[Noah Sole]

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As I wait for replies, I'd like to ask a fundamental question while I'm here: should I read the KJV or NIV version of the bible. I know that the translations of certain verses slightly differ from each other but otherwise they're similar. Right?

I own an NIV version by the way.

Dear Neil,

Take no notice of the unsaved trash, yours was a sensible question and I will give you a sensible answer.

The NIV is not the original Bible and as such should not be relied as expounding God's word. Our Lord tells us not to change his Word in any way and that is what the NIV does. You should get a King James Version of the Bible, this is the proper one and the only one we use.

Deuteronomy 4:2
Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Hope this helps.

YIC

[Christianzionist]

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I own an NIV version by the way.

No wonder you are still masturbating regularly!

Get yourself a KJV Bible and through that Satanic piece of trash into the fire where it belongs, as Jesus would do!

[neilestuye]

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I own an NIV version by the way.

[neilestuye]

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As I wait for replies, I'd like to ask a fundamental question while I'm here: should I read the KJV or NIV version of the bible. I know that the translations of certain verses slightly differ from each other but otherwise they're similar. Right?

[neilestuye]

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*full Gospel

[neilestuye]

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Mr. Niles, I am in total agreement with you as we should maintain a sense of prevailing professionalism when praising the Lord, please do forgive my lack of sensitivity. And I assure you that I am not carrying out that sinful act as I type.

[neilestuye]

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So back at what I was trying to say... God would always somehow never let go of me (another expression of his great love for me), and that he'd show me the way to the path of righteousness. He did this through discipline. I knew the lukewarm way to live was wrong, yet I kept falling into the devil's snare. If I hadn't come to church, if my parents weren't Christian, If I had been born and raised without the knowledge of the Bible, I would have been completely on the wrong side, the side that strays from His word. But my conscience kept telling me that the obvious reason why I'm feeling like I'm a sinner is because I am sinning and straying and if God wasn't in my life I'd have a blind, sinful life. I was loved enough to have God give me that conscience. Being a Christian, God is that conscience, and that's what separates us from all the sinners: they keep sinning because they have no conscience: Satan has control over them. Forgive me if this deviates from His word, I have yet to make significant progress in my life-long goal to live and breathe the word of God. Back to the story... Now I'm not sure if this happened over a span of multiple events or one particular event that God put in my life to make me realize that the life I was living would lead to hell, but for some reason, I wanted to read the bible more, apply its teachings and live a life that would glorify God. It could have been a certain sermon, biblical video, I'm not exactly sure. But I do know that it came from the grace of God. I now know that no one can work their way up to heaven; the grace of God is a gift from him and therefore, no one can boast about their deeds. I gave Him a big thank you for his gift, and prayed that I finally be born again and start things over with Him. Now I am nowhere near that goal if being perfectly righteous, but I'm reading the bible from front to back cover every night, and doing my best to walk and not just talk. I believe I'm making considerable progress. This has been my testimony to tell everyone of how I came to know Christ for real.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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sorry for my late replies more of the long intro to come it gets better. I'd wake my parents if i used the cpu right now.

I have to say that the phraseology of your missives speaks volumes. How hard can it be to type proper? You seem to the saying the right things but it is almost as if you are dividing your attention between my brothers and something else.

What could be more important that telling True Christians all about yourself?

I do hope the one handed devil of self abuse is not rampaging it's way betwixt your loins, young man!

Praising God is a serious business and every one here don't not take kindly to having our time wasted by the sons of Onan

The Bible tells us a great many things and I'm a wondering what it's a telling on this day?

YIC

[neilestuye]

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ill be continuing the long intro so sorry for not getting back at the latest post. And no I'm not gay. I'm as straight as can be. Alright you want to know my shenanigans ill explaun. Lastly pls excuse my grammar and spelling as Im working with a 3 inch long keyboard

[neilestuye]

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What's a homer? Anyway, the following is my long intro. (Flashback of the past) Though I did attend regularly, sermons at church were generally going in one ear, and out through the other; I would only be Christian one day of the week. I just didn't have Him in my heart yet. I would go through day after day, constantly convincing myself that I was a true Christian, but not knowing the source for all the doubt: sin. Now I won't go in to all the crap I've done in my early adolescent years, but basically, I was lukewarm, and all I did to mask the fact was to just keep playing the religion game by going to church on Sundays. Lukewarms are spit out by the Lord; I know that now. In retrospect, I've come to realize that God never let up on me. I apologized and asked for forgiveness numerous times, only to sin again the following day. I lacked discipline, and it only got worse as my life went by. But I also noticed that for everyth

sorry for my late replies more of the long intro to come it gets better. I'd wake my parents if i used the cpu right now.

[Noah Sole]

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What's a homer? Anyway, the following is my long intro. (Flashback of the past) Though I did attend regularly, sermons at church were generally going in one ear, and out through the other; I would only be Christian one day of the week. I just didn't have Him in my heart yet. I would go through day after day, constantly convincing myself that I was a true Christian, but not knowing the source for all the doubt: sin. Now I won't go in to all the crap I've done in my early adolescent years, but basically, I was lukewarm, and all I did to mask the fact was to just keep playing the religion game by going to church on Sundays. Lukewarms are spit out by the Lord; I know that now. In retrospect, I've come to realize that God never let up on me. I apologized and asked for forgiveness numerous times, only to sin again the following day. I lacked discipline, and it only got worse as my life went by. But I also noticed that for everyth

I assume your phone battery has expired.
A homergaysexual is what is referred to in the Bible verse I quoted. I'm glad you realise that 'lukewarms' are spat out by the Lord and I am hoping that means you wish to follow his Word to the letter. If so you have come to the right place

What sort of sins did you get up to then you young scallywag?

All the best