[Christianzionist]

Re: My Intro

Have you created a prayer closet yet?

Care to post any pics?

[Noah Sole]

Re: My Intro

Maybe a Christian? That's a good start Neil.
There is a lot of work to do to get the coveted True Christian™ title, and there are other stages to go through first.
What you need to do now is demonstrate your fluency and ability to use what you have learnt from the KJV by applying it to this forum.

1 Chronicles 16:10
Glory ye in his holy name: let the heart of them rejoice that seek the LORD.

YIC

[neilestuye]

Re: My Intro

It appears it has.

Until someone is determined by the Pastors at Landover to be a True Christian™, fluent in and wholly obedient to God's Word, he (or she) will not be labeled as such.

You have never even read the Bible once. Obviously, you cannot be a follower of God's Will if you haven't read His Instruction Manual!

I made the wrong decision to stick with the NIV for a while, but I did read the KJV before that several times back in my younger, and foolish days. Most of you are unwilling to believe I'm a true Christian, and it's probably because of my rather pushy and demanding entrance to this forum. I realize my journey to fulfilling that status will be long and that I'm nowhere near it, yet. Hey, I just started. But at least now I'm reading the right scripture. I admit that I was being too stubborn with the KJV vs. NIV ordeal, but it's just because I couldn't take the fact that I had been reading an empty book for the past few years. That's my bad. So, "Maybe a Christian", seems appropriate, for now. Forgive my foolishness.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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In doing this, will my status be changed accordingly?

It appears it has.

Until someone is determined by the Pastors at Landover to be a True Christian(tm), fluent in and wholly obedient to God's Word, he (or she) will not be labeled as such.

You have never even read the Bible once. Obviously, you cannot be a follower of God's Will if you haven't read His Instruction Manual!

[neilestuye]

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You should not use your Christian testimony as a bargaining chip.

Revelation 12:11 teaches us to triumph over the accuser by giving our testimony.

Duly Noted.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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In doing this, will my status be changed accordingly?

Oh most definitely.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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In doing this, will my status be changed accordingly?

You should not use your Christian testimony as a bargaining chip.

Revelation 12:11 teaches us to triumph over the accuser by giving our testimony.

[neilestuye]

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More than you're giving now.

Share with us your history of degeneracy and sin. Tell us about yourself without lying, as God hates a liar. Be open and honest.

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In doing this, will my status be changed accordingly?

[neilestuye]

Re: My Intro

More than you're giving now.

Folks who hold back don't catch Christ's attention so much. Share with us your history of degeneracy and sin. Tell us about yourself without lying, as God hates a liar. Be open and honest.

And if you're a queer or a joo, fuggedaboutit.

I already mentioned that I'm straight, and am going to read the bible (KJV now that I've learned that the NIV is incomplete) from cover to cover.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Anyway, what's it gonna take for me to get that snazzy "True Christian" status on my name?

Friend, that title only comes with time, prayer, fasting, tithing, and with the endurance of persecution. That is not a thing you ask for. It is obtained when clear evidence has been shown of your following the Word of God to the letter and when it is certain that you are not afraid to put Jesus above all things in your life--including family, your identity, and your own freedom.

Regards,

Pastor Ed

"For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted." (Luke 14:11)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Anyway, what's it gonna take for me to get that snazzy "True Christian" status on my name?

More than you're giving now.

Folks who hold back don't catch Christ's attention so much. Share with us your history of degeneracy and sin. Tell us about yourself without lying, as God hates a liar. Be open and honest.

And if you're a queer or a joo, fuggedaboutit.

[neilestuye]

Re: My Intro

Anyway, what's it gonna take for me to get that snazzy "True Christian" status on my name?

[neilestuye]

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He means, does your blubber come from the Bering Sea, Hudson Bay or the Atlantic? You do live in facist northern canuckistan.

Hudson Bay I guess?

[James Hutchins]

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What do you mean by foreigner?

He means, does your blubber come from the Bering Sea, Hudson Bay or the Atlantic? You do live in facist northern canuckistan.

[Didymus Much]

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What do you mean by foreigner?

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/foreigner