Hello, friends and brothers.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

So, we have a Hitler-worshipping seed-spiller who doesn't know how to make a proper introduction. Great. Why am I not surprised?

Why not try again, Minecrap. This time, tell us something about yourself.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[Christianzionist]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

Although I am convinced that The Lord used Hitler to do his work, there is no reason to praise him, friend. He is probably in hell right now.

You should praise Christ, not Hitler.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

I am MineCraft88.

I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.

Hi, MineShaft.

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

I am MineCraft88...

88 is code for HH (H is the 8th letter of the alphabet). HH = Heil Hitler.

...I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.

Only True Christians™ here (and me). Sorry.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

That wasn't much of an introduction, boy. Tell us what false church you attend, why you hate Jesus, and how many times a day you spill your seed into your little sister's dirty panties.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hello, friends and brothers.

I am MineCraft88.

I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.

I doubt that. YOU are a liar, and God hates liars

Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

[Malice in Wonderland]

I am MineCraft88.

I hope to get to know and enjoy the online company of each and every good Christian here.