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  • Just a Godmocker
    Unsaved trash, drooling abo
    • Jun 2012
    • 7

    #1

    Don't Judge Me

    Hi,

    I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

    Thanks for having me.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Don't Judge Me

    Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
    Hi,

    I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

    Thanks for having me.
    What church do you attend, boy? Surely they must have Christian churches up in the frozen tundra of Cannukistan.

    If you aren't willing to be friendly and introduce yourself, then why make this thread?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Just a Godmocker
      Unsaved trash, drooling abo
      • Jun 2012
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Don't Judge Me

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      What church do you attend, boy? Surely they must have Christian churches up in the frozen tundra of Cannukistan.

      If you aren't willing to be friendly and introduce yourself, then why make this thread?
      Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.

      How did you know I lived in Canada?
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Don't Judge Me

        Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
        Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.

        How did you know I lived in Canada?
        Could be a chill went up his spine when he opened your introduction thread. The sort of chill that means your being stalked by a queer mob on a frozen tundra, and the dogs have just picked up your scent again.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • Just a Godmocker
          Unsaved trash, drooling abo
          • Jun 2012
          • 7

          #5
          Re: Don't Judge Me

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          Could be a chill went up his spine when he opened your introduction thread. The sort of chill that means your being stalked by a queer mob on a frozen tundra, and the dogs have just picked up your scent again.
          I'm not sure I follow. Do you not like Canada/Canadians?
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Don't Judge Me

            Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
            Apologies. At this point in my life, I don't attend church. I used to as a child but haven't for a long time. I'm looking to 'get back into it' (for lack of a better term) and was hoping this forum could help me.
            What church did you USED TO attend then? And what name can we call you, son?

            Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
            How did you know I lived in Canada?
            The smell.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Just a Godmocker
              Unsaved trash, drooling abo
              • Jun 2012
              • 7

              #7
              Re: Don't Judge Me

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              What church did you USED TO attend then? And what name can we call you, son?

              The smell.
              Are you sure it's not the smell of a man's anus under your there nose?

              You can call me Roger.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Don't Judge Me

                Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
                I'm not sure I follow. Do you not like Canada/Canadians?
                We just don't cotton to sin around here.

                Do you like Canada/Canukistanis?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Just a Godmocker
                  Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                  • Jun 2012
                  • 7

                  #9
                  Re: Don't Judge Me

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  We just don't cotton to sin around here.

                  Do you like Canada/Canukistanis?
                  I do, I love it here. I'm actually from Australia but moved here. They tell me it's like American but not as good. I'm not convinced.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
                    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: Don't Judge Me

                    Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
                    I do, I love it here. I'm actually from Australia but moved here. They tell me it's like American but not as good. I'm not convinced.
                    What are you some kind of terrorist? You're either with America, or against America. Which is it?
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838

                      #11
                      Re: Don't Judge Me

                      Originally posted by Just a Guy View Post
                      Hi,

                      I've only recently stumbled on this forum and it has taken a lot of courage to start an account. I have had a trouble past and done some bad things, but I believe the time as come to change my future. I do not wish to divulge any information at this point in time, but hope to seek some sort of enlightenment through this form.

                      Thanks for having me.
                      How can we help you get to the root of your sins and personal struggles if you don't give us anything to go on? Registering on a forum for help and then sniveling away like some cockroach is a bit wrong, isn't it?

                      "For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved." (John 3:20)

                      Pastor Ed

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                      • Just a Godmocker
                        Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 7

                        #12
                        Re: Don't Judge Me

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        What are you some kind of terrorist? You're either with America, or against America. Which is it?
                        I'm for America. But I'm not for Jesus.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Just a Godmocker
                          Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 7

                          #13
                          Re: Don't Judge Me

                          I'm a drooling abo? Do you have any idea how offensive that is (and I'm white!)?
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #14
                            Re: Don't Judge Me

                            Originally posted by Just a Godmocker View Post
                            I'm for America. But I'm not for Jesus.
                            Then I guess there's no point in you "getting back into" going to church, is there?

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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