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  • youngsarah
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    • May 2012
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    Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

    hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.
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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930
      #2
      Re: Let me introduce myself...

      Originally posted by youngsarah View Post
      hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.
      I'm sorry you are a product of the U.S. public education system, Sarah. If you are having trouble with God's Holy Word, perhaps you should ask a Pastor to explain it to you.

      We're here for you.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996
          #3
          Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

          Originally posted by youngsarah View Post
          hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.
          Hi, Sarah!

          In my signature you will see two links.

          One is to the "Bible in a Year" section of this forum. The other is to a site called "Real Bible Stories", where Bible stories are presented in an easy-to-understand style.

          I suggest you explore both to learn more about who God is!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Dr Laurence Niles
              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
               
              • Jan 2012
              • 9063
              #4
              Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

              Originally posted by youngsarah View Post
              hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.
              Hi Sarah!

              What you need to do is to marry a good Christian manly man who can handle the understanding department and you can be the perfect Helpmeet for him.

              Jesus brought you here: maybe this is why

              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hi, I am an Empty Headed Female - Please Do Not Use Big Words Near Me.

                  Originally posted by youngsarah View Post
                  hi my name is sarah. I live in winooski vermont. I dont go to church right now but want to. I dont read the bible because i cant understand it.
                  Are you a retarded or something? All you have to understand is that Christ wants you to live forever with Him up in the sky and not down in hell where you'd be repeatedly raped by demons forever and ever.

                  And what's wrong with Faith Baptist? I used to know the pastor up there....What was his name again?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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