[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: you guys are ridiculous

first off, graduated highschool with a 1.9 gpa. bachelors in business, even though i used bath salts the entire time.

so based off a couple of forum posts your expert psychoanalysis has come up with a diagnosis for my terrible, miserable, homosexual (i still dont kno where that one came from, but shit, you guys think you know me better then i do)? if you attended any reputable college and studied psychology or psychoanalysis, you would know that it is impossible to diagnose anyone with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease based on a few forum posts. Creutzfeldt-Jakob diseaseis much like a human form of mad disease, and can actually be from a human being exposed to mad cow disease. If you were interested in diagnosing me with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease we could meet up and I could get an mri, looking for high signal intensity in the caudate nucleus and putamen bilaterally on T2-weighted images, or have my cerebrospinal fluid analysed to see if 14-3-3 proteins in it. but you believe in god, and he probably told you that, so who cares about all the breakthroughs in modern medicine and diagnostics, you have to be right.

get out from under a rock. your collective ignorance is an insult to the human race. you are sub par human specimens, and should be discarded as such.

Well I must say I'm shocked and hurt

My extended hand of True Christian(tm) friendship repulsed in what I can only apprehend as vitriolic hate filled, God hating, homerenabalisatory verbal attack

I must confess I have no idea what a gpa of 1.9 means: gay, penetrative abuse?

The mind boggles at the secular world proclavities.

Look missy, Jesus bought you here for a reason and I'm sure it was not to engrandify your lifestyle choices.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: you guys are ridiculous

I must confess I have no idea what a gpa of 1.9 means: gay, penetrative abuse?

It means Grade Point Average, and is on a scale of 1.0 - 4.0.

4.0 = A
3.0 = B
2.0 = C
1.0 = D

So, he got a D+ average. Barely graduated.

He's an imbecile.

[Christopher the retard]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

Mr. James Hutchin is a nice guy. this forum is full of dogs who pretend to be human. im impressed, actually; there seems to be more animals then christians on this forum, judging by looking around. I hope one day you all can get past this fanaticism and learn how to live sane, mentally sound lives. I am just really stupit.

[Noah Sole]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

Mr. James Hutchin is a nice guy. this forum is full of dogs who pretend to be human. im impressed, actually; there seems to be more animals then christians on this forum, judging by looking around. I hope one day you all can get past this fanaticism and learn how to live sane, mentally sound lives. I am just really stupit.

Just goes to show what is wrong with the Education System today

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

I hope one day you all can get past this fanaticism and learn how to live sane, mentally sound lives.

Do you mean the type of "sane, mentally sound life" that leads you to join a Christian church's discussion forum to berate people for not thinking exactly like you?

How sad a person you must be!

[Dawkinian]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

I secretly like it up the bum. Now what do you get for being misinformed anyway? Being a little bit retarded is just a part of evolution. Your children will be smarter and within a couple hundred years I might accurately have children that can read the times without moving their lips. It's either that or many less informed individuals will be priced out and a different culture will be placed into it. Time will work things out.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

I secretly like it up the bum. Now what do you get for being misinformed anyway? Being a little bit retarded is just a part of evolution. Your children will be smarter and within a couple hundred years I might accurately have children that can read the times without moving their lips. It's either that or many less informed individuals will be priced out and a different culture will be placed into it. Time will work things out.

Is this Cleverbot? Because you aren't making much sense.

[Godfly]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

I was going to greet you but I'm not really comfortable talking to retards. Many of them say they are saved but you can never really tell. You can teach teach a parrot to say "praise the Lord" or to spout nonsense like you, but in the end it's still a soulless animal that's just a little bit smarter than a retard. Of course parrots are easier to look at, especially when they are eating. Ever seen a retard eat? It's disgusting.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

you all are just as bad as radical muslim terrorists.
Religious fanaticism is a leading cause in whats causing our world to go to shit, you wreck this world just as much as any terrorist for the rest of us. god has been dying for years; based on what I read here he is already dead. you are the perfect example of why more and more of the world hates america, and your ignorance only makes it worse. When you die and go to hell for what you have done, the jokes on you. BURN IN HELL.
RIP GOD

You know what a fanatic is? Someone who loves Jesus more than you!

I'm sorry you are struggling with the fact that Jesus hates you, but it doesn't have to be this way.

I'll pray for you.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: you guys are ridiculous

what the piffle is a juggaloser? i do cocaine. bath salts too. lots of piffleing bathsalts. i snort some, eat some, and stick some up my bum, cuz apparently something i said on here makes me a homo. i musta missed that while i was blowing a line of bath salts off your wife's cooter. she enjoyed it so much, she took a line off her daughter to see what it would be like. also, anyone want to smoke crack out of a shotgun? i hear its fun. you guys all seem to be crazed christian republicans, right? you got tons of shotguns. hook me up, ill bring the bath salts, it will be a pifflein party!

Hi Chris, I don't mix much with worldly people, so I'm afraid I don't keep up with your third world street slang, but were the bath salts you talk about in every post formerly called bath houses?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: you guys are ridiculous

Hi Chris, I don't mix much with worldly people, so I'm afraid I don't keep up with your third world street slang, but were the bath salts you talk about in every post formerly called bath houses?

He's trying to become a cannibal zombie by using the drugs.