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  • I am a Frickin' Retard

    you all are just as bad as radical muslim terrorists.
    Religious fanaticism is a leading cause in whats causing our world to go to shit, you wreck this world just as much as any terrorist for the rest of us. god has been dying for years; based on what I read here he is already dead. you are the perfect example of why more and more of the world hates america, and your ignorance only makes it worse. When you die and go to hell for what you have done, the jokes on you. BURN IN HELL.
    RIP GOD
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

    Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • #3
      Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

      Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
      you all are just as bad as radical muslim terrorists.
      Religious fanaticism is a leading cause in whats causing our world to go to shit, you wreck this world just as much as any terrorist for the rest of us. god has been dying for years; based on what I read here he is already dead. you are the perfect example of why more and more of the world hates america, and your ignorance only makes it worse. When you die and go to hell for what you have done, the jokes on you. BURN IN HELL.
      RIP GOD
      hahaha look who is talking. Being here in the US is not bad, is it. What a tool.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #4
        Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

        Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
        you all are just as bad as radical muslim terrorists.
        Religious fanaticism is a leading cause in whats causing our world to go to shit, you wreck this world just as much as any terrorist for the rest of us. god has been dying for years; based on what I read here he is already dead. you are the perfect example of why more and more of the world hates america, and your ignorance only makes it worse. When you die and go to hell for what you have done, the jokes on you. BURN IN HELL.
        RIP GOD
        Hello Christopher

        You seem a bit upset about something, what's the matter friend?
        In what way are you retarded? We can help.

        YIC
        Genesis 7:5
        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


        John 8:32
        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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        • #5
          Re: you guys are ridiculous

          i go to the sacred church of the cocaine clown, praising him and his 100% imported Columbia cocaine. I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!one1!!11
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • #6
            Re: you guys are ridiculous

            Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
            i go to the sacred church of the cocaine clown, praising him and his 100% imported Columbia cocaine. I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!one1!!11
            Gosh how shocking, that's a new thing right? You must be very proud of yourself.

            YIC
            Genesis 7:5
            And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


            John 8:32
            And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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            • #7
              Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

              Oh no!

              I'm shocked and can no longer cope in the face of this outrageous teen rebellion. Suddenly I no longer believe in Jesus and want to take it up the bum.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: you guys are ridiculous

                Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                i go to the sacred church of the cocaine clown, praising him and his 100% imported Columbia cocaine. I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!one1!!11
                Oh, so you're a Juggaloser.

                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • #9
                  Re: you guys are ridiculous

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Oh, so you're a Juggaloser.

                  what the piffle is a juggaloser? i do cocaine. bath salts too. lots of piffleing bathsalts. i snort some, eat some, and stick some up my bum, cuz apparently something i said on here makes me a homo. i musta missed that while i was blowing a line of bath salts off your wife's cooter. she enjoyed it so much, she took a line off her daughter to see what it would be like. also, anyone want to smoke crack out of a shotgun? i hear its fun. you guys all seem to be crazed christian republicans, right? you got tons of shotguns. hook me up, ill bring the bath salts, it will be a pifflein party!
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #10
                    Re: you guys are ridiculous

                    Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                    i go to the sacred church of the cocaine clown, praising him and his 100% imported Columbia cocaine. I DO COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!one1!!11
                    Hi Chris, can I call you Chris?

                    Well Chris as well as being a True Christian(tm) I'm also an Analyst Therapist and I have to say I'm a bit worried.

                    Have you heard of the Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)? Most people call it the 'Brain AIDs' and you seem to exhibiting several of the symptoms.

                    You appear delusional, retrograde echolalia, ideas of reference, sensory admonition and largally.

                    Many unsaved trash display these symptoms and drug taking and sexual sybarism soon follow: it seems for you the drug taking has all ready happened

                    It will only be a matter of time until the sybarism kicks in and yours will be the pain of voluntary anal rape until your mind turns to a spongiform mess and you end your days drooling into you soup and defacating into nappies as the nurses what on a wonder how things would be different if you had found God.

                    Such a shame.

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: you guys are ridiculous

                      What made you so empty of God's love, friend?

                      You seem a sad and lonely soul full of fantasies of being outrageously shocking. Were you raped by a Catholic?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: I am a Frickin' Retard

                        Sorry, I'm not the least bit shocked or outraged.

                        If you really want to take us by complete surprise, tell us you have a job or an education higher than just 9th grade.
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                        The eyes of the LORD are in every place, beholding the evil and the good.
                        - Proverbs 15:3

                        CHILDREN'S STORY: TIMMY ON TRIAL


                        CHRISTIAN ADVICE AND MESSAGES OF HOPE! GOD'S GREATEST HITS!


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                        • #13
                          Re: you guys are ridiculous

                          first off, graduated highschool with a 1.9 gpa. bachelors in business, even though i used bath salts the entire time.
                          Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                          Hi Chris, can I call you Chris?

                          Well Chris as well as being a True Christian™ I'm also an Analyst Therapist and I have to say I'm a bit worried.

                          Have you heard of the Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)? Most people call it the 'Brain AIDs' and you seem to exhibiting several of the symptoms.

                          You appear delusional, retrograde echolalia, ideas of reference, sensory admonition and largally.

                          Many unsaved trash display these symptoms and drug taking and sexual sybarism soon follow: it seems for you the drug taking has all ready happened

                          It will only be a matter of time until the sybarism kicks in and yours will be the pain of voluntary anal rape until your mind turns to a spongiform mess and you end your days drooling into you soup and defacating into nappies as the nurses what on a wonder how things would be different if you had found God.

                          Such a shame.

                          YIC
                          so based off a couple of forum posts your expert psychoanalysis has come up with a diagnosis for my terrible, miserable, homosexual (i still dont kno where that one came from, but shit, you guys think you know me better then i do)? if you attended any reputable college and studied psychology or psychoanalysis, you would know that it is impossible to diagnose anyone with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease based on a few forum posts. Creutzfeldt-Jakob diseaseis much like a human form of mad disease, and can actually be from a human being exposed to mad cow disease. If you were interested in diagnosing me with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease we could meet up and I could get an mri, looking for high signal intensity in the caudate nucleus and putamen bilaterally on T2-weighted images, or have my cerebrospinal fluid analysed to see if 14-3-3 proteins in it. but you believe in god, and he probably told you that, so who cares about all the breakthroughs in modern medicine and diagnostics, you have to be right.

                          get out from under a rock. your collective ignorance is an insult to the human race. you are sub par human specimens, and should be discarded as such.
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • #14
                            Re: you guys are ridiculous

                            Ad hominem... the last resort of those with no belief.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Re: you guys are ridiculous

                              Originally posted by Christopher the retard View Post
                              first off, graduated highschool with a 1.9 gpa. bachelors in business, even though i used bath salts the entire time.

                              so based off a couple of forum posts your expert psychoanalysis has come up with a diagnosis for my terrible, miserable, homosexual ............, and should be discarded as such.
                              Way to go!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

                              Comment

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